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Translate the classical Chinese text "Tofu"

Translation: A man had a guest at home for dinner, but the food he ate was only a bowl of tofu. He told the guest that tofu was his life, and he felt that the taste of other dishes was not as good as that of tofu. . One day, he arrived at the guest's house. The customer remembered his preference and mixed the fish and meat dishes with tofu. Unexpectedly, he picked out the fish and ate it. The guest (feeling surprised) asked him: "You once said that tofu is your life, why don't you eat it today?" He said: "I don't want my life when I see fish."

Author: Ming , "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai

Original text: One person treats guests to a meal, and only eats tofu. He says that tofu is my life, but he doesn't taste it as well. The next day I arrived at Hakka. The guest remembered that his food habit was to mix fish with tofu, so he chose fish and ate it. The guest asked: "Brother, if you taste the cloud tofu, you will lose your life. Why don't you eat it today?" The answer is: "When you see fish and meat, you will lose your life."

Extended information:

This The classical Chinese text is recorded in a humorous and short text. It tells the story of a person in ancient times who invited guests to eat at his home, but the only dish that was served was tofu. Moreover, he plausibly said, "Tofu is my life, and I feel that nothing is better than eating tofu."

But a few days later, he went to the guest's house as a guest, and the guest remembered his last I like tofu, so I add tofu to all fish and meat dishes, but that person only eats fish and not tofu. So the guest asked him curiously: "You said tofu is your life, why don't you eat it today?" The man replied: "I don't even want my life after seeing the fish."

It can be seen that the IQ of ancient people is no lower than that of modern crosstalk actors. Through a short joke, it shows that classical Chinese has a very strong cultural heritage and can give people unlimited space for imagination.