A longer joke (about 500 words) is urgently needed! ! ! ! !

One day, there was an argument between noodles and meat buns because they were thin, and the two sides fought, but the meat buns were beaten out of the water by noodles because of too much meat, so when they left injured, they left a cruel word for noodles: "Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson." Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, red bean bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory. On the way, they met instant noodles, and the meat bag surrounded them and beat him up. After the instant noodles were beaten, they loudly questioned why the meat bag beat him. The meat bag replied, "Dead face, don't think that I won't recognize you because you burned your hair?" After that, the instant noodles were covered in tears and ran to the noodles. Noodles are not to be outdone, so they immediately took a group of noodle brothers: rice noodles, winter noodles, oolong noodles and Japanese soba noodles to seek revenge for meat buns. On the way, I met Xiaolongbao who had just finished watching the movie, and immediately beat him up. Xiaolongbao asked them why they hit him. Instant noodles replied: "rotten meat bag, don't think that you pretend to be cute, so I won't recognize you." After the steamed buns were beaten, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became. I ran to inform the steamed buns brothers that in order to avenge the steamed buns, everyone had to give them a good look. However, when I met Zhajiang noodles on the road, the steamed buns immediately rushed up to prepare for punching, only to be stopped by a group of steamed buns. Xiaolongbao separated from everyone and asked why he should be spared. Everyone said in unison, "Before he was hit, he was scared to pull his pants. If you hit him again, he will die! " It is said that instant noodles became more and more brave after the steamed stuffed bun was defeated by the sea. If you want to keep standing, join the noodle family again to find steamed buns. I didn't expect to meet a bag cutter on the road, "Wow!" Instant noodles growled like crazy, and Qi Fei on the other side pulled them away and asked, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said angrily: "Look at his lifeless appearance, just pretend to be cute, and give me part of my hair as Eguchi Yosuke." It is said that the steamed stuffed bun of the steamed stuffed bun family was beaten wrong, and the more it was beaten, the more unwilling it became. Nothing was beaten for no reason, so they found a pile of steamed buns to get back at them. As a result, they saw the face of science on the road and immediately hid in fear. Because the spokesman of science is wearing a bulletproof vest, Xiaolongbao dare not provoke him. On the way to escape, they met a silver coil. He wanted to take off the noodles sleeping under the covers as hostages, so he took the silver coil back to torture him. And he got it back. Because of the deep feud between the noodle clan and the steamed stuffed bun clan, they often fight in the street if they don't like it. One day, the noodle family was wandering on the road and saw a barbecued pork bun. When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous. They thought of instant noodles and other people's grievances. Without saying anything, they gave the barbecued pork buns a good beating, shouting, "Give me a good beating, look at this annoying person with a mouthful of betel nut juice!" The poor barbecued pork bun went to the meat buns for help, covered in scars. Seeing that the war between the two sides was on the verge, people all over the country fled, only to see the French fries that had just returned home after drinking foreign ink leisurely pressing the road. Without saying anything, a group of steamed buns mercilessly beat French fries, and the meat buns kicked him before leaving and said, "How dare you go shopping in glittering clothes?" I owe you a kick! "Landlord, the above is the short gap novel I found. If there are many words, I suggest you refine them. Satisfied, please adopt! Thank you. I hope it helps you. Can I give you a website /read.php? tid=428867