Ask for jokes caused by mispronouncing.

Joke about pronunciation: It is reported that my mother told a joke when I was a child, and some people read "shame" as "gradually (seeing) a ghost". When I was a child, I read "The Taoist of Laoshan" as "The Taoist of Laoshan". Third, when my brother was a child, he always read "stingy" as "riding a wall"; "Miser" is pronounced "fence-sitter". Two days ago, a primary school classmate came to see me. She called dropping out of school a "degenerate" school. 5. I remember that at a national journalists' day party in CCTV, a hostess read the high-pitched word as "pit". Lu, when we were singing karaoke at home, a little girl in the third grade next door said she would sing a song with me: Birthday (Prayer)! ! Dizzy! ! Lacquer, I have heard people say more than once: What would you like to drink? How about staring at the juice (orange juice)? Others call douchi beans "drums". Ok, the processing department should read the third sound (first); The first sound (body) should be read in tortuous music; Try to pronounce the third sound (tight); The bone marrow of bone marrow needs to pronounce the third sound (no Chinese character has the same pronunciation) 9. When I was in high school, the headmaster shouted on the school radio, "Do it quickly!" " . According to 0, what? Still writing this article. I read it wrong. My research fund is very energetic. Don't pretend to understand. Yi Yi, a chemistry teacher at school, saw the gardenias in bloom and shouted, "The devil flowers are really fragrant!" " "According to the second child, I have a friend's classmate named Mozhe, whose pronunciation is very strange, called' premature death', and is often pronounced as' grinding' ... According to the third one, quite a few of my relatives pronounce' deletion' as' addition'. Alas! According to article 4, once our leaders had a meeting and called simplicity "nuclear", which made everyone snicker. According to a message from a friend who signed "Daewoo" on the 5th, there used to be a Taiwanese drama called "Shame on Grass". Whenever it was to be broadcast, my mother began to call us, "The bad grass began ... The bad grass began ..." According to the land, everything must come to an end. I have heard two pronunciations: there is no such thing as "dan". There is no such thing as a stand. Qi said that Tian Yufeng, the first greedy person in Sichuan, was smarter than the county party secretary. It is said that his culture is that he never graduated from primary school, and he finally read the scene of "detention" correctly when he spoke. The comrades who cleaned up the meeting found that in his speech, the homonym "chicken and duck" was added next to "detention"