A hilarious joke.

1. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

2. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it?

3. A woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

It sounds sad for a man to hide his private money, but he is actually a winner in life because he has both a wife and money. What about you?

6. Don't ask me why I haven't been single for so long. Because the woman has a boyfriend, I dare not look for it for fear that her boyfriend will hit me. If you don't have a boyfriend, prove that no one wants it. Well, I don't want it either

7. My wife said I was sixteen generations younger than her! I asked her why she said that. She said that I married her only after eight generations of good news. She said that I married me only after eight generations of bad luck!

8. I used to suspect that I was mentally ill all day. After treatment, I now doubt that I am not mentally ill all day.

9. Wife: Honey, I'm sick. I'm afraid I have to buy a bag. Husband: Can you tell me the connection between the two? Wife: haven't you heard of "all diseases are cured"? Then my husband came in with a brick. Wife: What's this? Husband: Bricks cure all kinds of intractable diseases!

10. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

1 1. Eating food is kind, because you just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

12. I just went to the barber shop for a haircut. The boss asked me how to cut it. I said, "Nice cut!" At this time, an aunt who was baking oil and perming her hair looked at me and said, "Look at you, young man. Don't embarrass the boss. It is not easy for people to make some money. "

13. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

14. You are not a simple and thrifty person. You are poor.

15. Last time my parents quarreled, my seven-year-old brother and I were afraid to persuade them. They scolded me one by one, and suddenly my mother was speechless. My brother looked at her and said, mom, come on, it's your turn. You have to come on. ...

16. Reality knocks you down again and again. You have to stand up again and again, but you dare not complain. Who let you eat like a tumbler!

17. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how do you choose food? Eating food: eating people you like.

What is a goddess? Is to send a Weibo said he caught a cold, there are more than a dozen comments to be caring and attentive! What is diaosi? Send a message that Weibo said he was going to die, only to find that only a few people praised him the next day.

19. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

20. When your life is unhappy, don't worry, just look at your savings and wallet and cry.

2 1. Nowadays, people are more and more self-righteous, never think of others, are self-centered and think that the whole world revolves around him. You don't say! All for me!

22. Full of wisdom, it propped up my face abruptly.

23. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? You think you can have a beautiful girlfriend as long as you have money? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? Let me tell you, that's the truth!

24. After leaving home, he was thin and fat, and his local accent remained unchanged. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.