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Nathan Nine's movie "The Deadly Grass"

In "The Dead Man", Stephen Chow took out this familiar joke to Hong Kong people and rearranged it, making people laugh.

He Huan was wrongly imprisoned, and his master Chen Mengji went to visit him, determined to find evidence that He Huan had been framed and clear his name. The gloomy cell, the chilling atmosphere... Chen Mengji stared at He Huan in front of him in stunned silence. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and asked loudly: How could this happen? How could this happen? ! He Huan frowned and was at a loss. Chen Mengji continued to ask loudly: Where did you cut it? ! He Huan: No. 9 Nathan Road... (At this time, tragic background music played) Chen Mengji: When it comes to hair cutting, you can't just follow the trend by looking at how other people cut it. You have to cooperate! Look, your hairstyle doesn’t match your face shape at all, your face shape doesn’t match your body shape, your body shape is completely different from your hair style, and it’s extremely unmatched, Brother Huan—what exactly do you want? ! He Huan heard this and fell to his knees with a plop, hugging Chen Mengji's thigh and burst into tears: Master——! I know I was wrong! Don't say any more! I regret having such a haircut! Chen Mengji: Okay, you sit down first and tell the whole thing again from beginning to end. He Huan cried and said: I was walking alone on Nathan Road that day. When I got to No. 9, a fat woman waved to me and said, "Handsome guy, get a haircut for five cents." So I followed her in. When... Chen Mengji heard this, he jumped three feet high and said angrily: So, don't be greedy for cheap! If it’s cheap, it’s definitely not good! You know you were wrong now, right? He Huan covered his head with his hands, looked up to the sky and cried loudly: Ah—— Mrs. Chen, who had been sitting aside and listening, finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and shouted: Let's buy some time to talk about that case, shall we? ! So, the movie "The Deadly Grass" got back to business. The episode just now is actually a very common technique in Hong Kong movies. Well, this is the legendary "nonsense".