Rewriting alarmist if in modern times, how will people laugh?

after listening to my friend's advice, I finally stopped worrying about heaven and earth all day. However, I don't know why the media stole it and hyped it up. At one time, the alarmist was very famous, which was a big hit. The comments from east, west, north and south were overwhelming-

"Is there something wrong with this person?"

"What's the matter ~ It's simply a simpleton ~"

"This person is suffering from neurosis!" ......

So the alarmist began to feel sad again, but this time it was for the sake of fame-after all, I was just curious for a while and wanted to know the mystery of heaven and earth! Why is it said by everyone?

So Qiren held up a card saying "Respect human rights" and walked into the palace of Qi State. After an hour, I came back with a big smile. The next day, I saw a notice on the wall that Japanese people were not allowed to talk about this matter again. Those who violated the order were at their own risk and were quite serious!

Qi Ben thought it would be done in this way. However, people are not as good as heaven. Unexpectedly, Li Yukou, a senior scholar of Zheng State, heard about this matter and insisted on including it in his personal monograph Liezi. The Qi Man worshiped Qi Gong again and asked the official to intervene in this matter. Qi Gong thought that Liezi's wrist was so big that he couldn't compete with the big names, so he gave up everything for such small things! Besides, it's enough for the academic circles to blow the wind of public opinion casually for half a year, so it's better to have less contact with these poor people! So he sent Qi Ren back.

I'm depressed. I once imagined that I would go down in history, but I didn't expect this form.