Give me some colorful jokes. It is best for a few friends to brag together.

1: Xiao Qiang, who tried for the first time, made friends with a bold girl.

One night, the two of them took a night tour on the coastal expressway. ...

Two people suddenly lightning hook fire, immediately do it in the car. ...

Finally, the two people in the car finally calmed down. ...

Xiao Qiang said, "Honey, are you satisfied with my performance?"

The woman panted, "You are really a 100% man. Do you want to have a home? "

Xiao Qiang said, "Of course! It would be better if you were my bride! "

Woman: "So ... do you want to have a baby?"

Xiao Qiang was so excited that he quickly said, "Of course, the sooner the better!" "

The woman said excitedly, "Great! We will get married tomorrow ... in six months ... you will have a child! "

2. A mother took her grandmother and two daughters by plane and unfortunately crashed. Four of them drifted to an island with a big box. The island is full of soldiers of different ages. At this time, a mature soldier came over and forcibly took his mother away. The youngest daughter hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my mother away!" " A Bing kicked her away and said, "What do children know!" At this moment, another young A Bing came and took my sister away. The little girl hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my sister away! ""Young A Bing also kicked her away and said, "What do children know!" At this time, a veteran came over and the little girl was about to rush over. Grandma kicked the little girl away and said, "What do children know!" "

3. A man went to a hotel to stay and accidentally bumped into a woman. The man hurriedly apologized. "I'm sorry, madam, if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I'm sure you'll forgive me." The woman replied politely, "It doesn't matter. If your elbow is as hard as yours, I will live in room 52 1."

4. A man goes to a bar to drink. He asked the bar for six glasses of wine. The waiter asked him why he wanted so much wine. The man said that he felt oral sex for the first time today.

The waiter said happily, "It's worth celebrating. I'll give you another free drink! " "

The man shook his head and said, "No, six cups can't taste, and it's useless to drink many cups!" " "

5: One night, a couple lay down to sleep, and the husband patted his wife on the shoulder and began to rub her arm. My wife turned around and said, "Sorry, dear, I have an appointment with a gynecologist tomorrow. I want to keep it fresh. " After the husband was rejected, he turned to sleep. A few minutes later, he turned around and patted his wife again, this time whispering in her ear, "Are you going to see the dentist tomorrow, too?" ? 」

There is a close-up of a couple hugging and kissing warmly on the screen, and the hero is performing a good play. At this time, the wife gently pushed her husband and said, "You have never loved me so much. What is the reason? "

"Hey," the husband replied, "do you know how much money that guy can get in January for doing such a thing?"

7: A young man got on the tram with a child in his arms. The conductor on the bus greeted him warmly and asked people to give up their seats. As soon as the passengers saw it, they began to talk: "This conductor used to have a poor service attitude, but now he has changed. How warm and considerate he is! "

Another passenger said, "You should write a letter to praise her."

The child sitting on the young man's knee was very happy to hear this. He said, "Dad, Dad, Mom will be praised!" " "

8. Old woman: "Our son got married in January this year. Five months later, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a girl of ten pounds, saying that the child was born prematurely. Tell me, old man, can such a heavy child be considered premature? "

Old man: "It's not that the child is premature, but that the wedding is too late." Forget it, don't worry about it. "

9. One day, I walked into the street. I want to go to the bathroom while walking. I saw a public toilet on the side of the road and rushed in. I found it was a ladies' room after I went in. Fortunately, there was no one at that time, so I immediately turned around and met a little sister. Before I could speak, I saw my little sister blushing, lowering her head and saying "I'm sorry". Then she quickly turned and rushed into the men's room!

10, two women drank until dawn in the suburbs. On the way back, they were impatient, so they crustily skin of head and walked into a cemetery on the side of the road. Because she didn't bring any toilet paper, the first woman took off her underwear, wiped it and threw it away. The second woman found a wreath beside her, so she tore off the couplets and wiped them. Shortly after the two women came home, their husbands exchanged phones. "It seems that we have to be careful. They must have something last night. Come back and find that my wife is not wearing underwear! " I'm worse. I found a note on my wife's ass that said,' I will never forget you'.