The best joke about the canteen

The leeches in the water spinach taste good. It is recommended to cook it eight times more in the future.

● Chicken slices in Beijing sauce, curry chicken, Cola chicken, kung pao chicken, fried chicken chops, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, diced cucumber chicken, diced green beans chicken ... Are pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimps and fish all dead?

● Shredded green pepper, braised in brown sauce, roasted eggplant, sliced bitter gourd, vermicelli powder, cooked, sliced onion, stewed radish ... I haven't seen anything for a long time.

● Today's dishes: fried eggplant, green vegetable towel, ancient meat, and east melon edamame. ...

● If your appetite is 4, I suggest you don't play 4 Liang at a time, you should play 2 Liang before combining. In this way, your' 4 Liang' is definitely more than others' 2 Liang. This is the classic canteen 2+2 > 4 theory, which strongly requires mathematicians to give detailed proof.

● I didn't know what saving was until I got to the canteen: I ate leftovers at noon at night, and the leftovers at night could be jiaozi the next morning.

● Dialogue heard in the canteen: (Teacher Yi finishes eating) What is this? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Meat ... (Finally, the cook woke up and added some meat to Mr. Wang. )

● Why is the dish used so similar to my lost ear spoon? Where did you buy it?

● Once a colleague went to eat noodles, he seemed to have eaten a piece of meat in the middle. He was very happy because he ordered vegetarian noodles, but he didn't bite them off for a long time. He took it out and saw if it was a band-aid or a used one. After I heard him talk about this, I had to turn my face over two or three times every time before I dared to eat it.

● In order to avoid concerns about pesticide residues, it is proved that the vegetables in the canteen are absolutely green vegetables. Fried spinach with vegetarian dishes has little caterpillars!

● When the stockings were eaten in sticky soup, the boss responded sensitively: "The kelp was not cut!"

You don't have to add another hair of sand to me every time I cook four hairs of rice.

● It's really chilling to say. Being underweight is really common. A dish can only cover the bottom of the bowl. Another time, all the cockroaches in my dish were cold without a leg.

● We are not chickens, so we don't need to eat sand to help digestion!

● On a hot day, go to the canteen to cook. I saw the doors and windows closed.

I asked, "Why not open the doors and windows to cool off?"

Someone replied, "Don't you see flies outside?"

I waved my hand and killed two flies on my head: "Is there any in this?"

"They are full ... they are still hungry outside."