What are the homophonic jokes in Q&A?

1. In ancient times, there was a couple across the river. Men like to write poems. Every time they finish writing a poem, they fold it up, hide it in duck feathers, and let the ducks swim to the other side for women to enjoy. His friend suggested, "Isn't it faster to take pigeons?" The man explained, "This is her request. My poems must rhyme. "

2. I asked my dad, "Dad, do you have WeChat?" Hearing this, Dad slapped him and said, "Do you think I have authority?" I was so scared that I quickly closed the open WeChat again.

Emei sent a leader to challenge Shaolin Temple, pointing to four dharma monks in Shaolin Temple and shouting, "Who's here? Sign up! "

"Poor monk prodigy, poor monk Tong Yuan, poor monk middle child, poor monk wise boy!" said the four dharma protectors.

"Is your abbot downwind?" The abbot said angrily.

Suddenly, the abbot flashed out from behind and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk's dharma name is omnipotent!" " "

4. "Mr. Xu Xian, what is the secret of keeping your love fresh with your wife for so many years?" ?

"Every day when I come home from work, she greets me and gives me a snake kiss."

5. The little white rabbit knocked on the door and asked, "Mother Goose, is your gosling there?"

The goose replied, "What do you want him to do?"

"I'm a little short of money for business recently." The little white rabbit was a little embarrassed and said, "I heard that the loan interest rate of Goose is low, so I came to ask."