A funny drama suitable for many people.

The special program "Funny Classroom" of the original script "Comic Academy": "Women's Team VS Men's Team! 》

Starring: Wu Dalang-Wu Wen gorilla-Li Xinmu-Zhang Minjian

Fat man-Yin Guangdong's nose-Moderator-Cui Cui

Staff-Director Zhu Lisi Wang Jingjing Tian Xiaolei Li Tongtong

Welcome to Comedy Academy, this is a funny class. Today, the boys and girls in our class will stage a wonderful showdown! That scene is quite spectacular ~ If you want to know what will happen next, the hilarious class begins now.

The next scene will be broadcast live.

Wu Wen: Big friends, children, new friends, old friends, friends here and friends there waved in front of the TV. You are watching the special program of Comedy Academy: Women's Team VS Men's Team. I am the familiar teacher Wu. My Chinese name is Wu Wen and my English name is Wu Dalang ~ Standing next to me is Miss Hua Dan-Cui Cui who is in charge of our variety channel. Welcome to visit!

My name is Cui, from Cui. I am speechless about "all rush forward faintly" I am very happy to break through!

Wu Wen: Well, strongly protest that TV will be broadcast during commercial hours! We have known each other for a long time, and we are still so close. Maybe we will deduct the money (di: 1)! Are you ashamed? !

Cui Cui: Ashamed ~ ~ Pretending to be embarrassed.

Wu Wen: That's more like it!

Cui Cui: And happy ~ ~ ~ ~

Wu Wen: Let's detain you alive. What does it look like? Director, pinch this piece, don't broadcast (bie four tones)!

Pilot: This is a live broadcast. 50 yuan will be detained according to CCTV standards!

Wu Wen: It's all your fault to cry! Look at the face of the director who wants to deduct money again, and it will turn from cloudy to sunny immediately. Before PK, take our camera to see the preparation of boys and girls.

It's the girls' turn in the next scene.

Xiao Lei: Sisters, for the light of the world and world peace! Come on, shout our slogan again!

All the girls: Hong Hushui, vowed to make waves, one wave stronger than the other, and answered the boy on the beach!

Wu Wen: On the beach, on the beach, answer the boy on the beach!

Zhu Lisi: At the critical moment of life and death, we must never let anyone who is suspicious go! Jingjing and bunch ofred grapes pushed Wu Wen outward.

Jingjing and Tong Tong: Get out, get out!

Wu Wen: I didn't ... I was pushed to the center of the stage. What is it like? !

It's the boys' turn in the next scene.

Min Jian: Come on, my mom, this is PK with girls! The result is really ugly! I'd better tell my mother to go back to Mars early!

Guang Qi: How did you speak after you gave Min Jian a blank look? It's really worthless You should say that, seemingly serious, girls have the same chance of winning as the sun rises in the east!

Boy: Go! Then everyone went crazy about K. In an instant, all blood types were available: type A, type B, type O, type AB and RH negative.

Li Xin: Don't aim too high there and kill yourself! Brothers, if you can't win today, don't blame me for not talking about Jianghu morality! He raised his fist, and the money borrowed last month should be changed ~ ~ ~ ~ You don't have to pay for it when you die? ! Have confidence?

Boy: Yes!

Yin Guangdong: Li Xin, if I lose today, will I die? !

Xin Li: Of course not! What makes you think that?

Yin Guangdong: After wiping my heart, I found that my heart rate is still 597474465438+ 0 seconds per minute ~ that's good. as if relieved of a heavy burden

Xin Li: I think, that is to say, life is worse than death? !

Yin Guangdong: Then I'd better die. Don't stop me! Hey, you really don't stop ~ ~ or brother? !

Boy: You said don't stop. Yin Guangdong looked innocent and thought: What a tacit understanding!

Min Jian: Miss Wu, what are you doing? ! They found the furtive Wu Wen standing nearby.

Wu Wen: I ... um ~ ~ ~ I just came to see how you're getting ready.

Xin Li: Whispering with other boys. Look at the way Wu Dalang usually winks at the girls in our class. It must be the girl's spy! All the boys think it's reasonable. In this case, just two words: get out! Just say that finish push Wu Wen outward.

Wu Wen: I didn't ... a spy ~ ~ No ~ At this moment, the music of Chinese cabbage began.

Real time transmission status

Wu Wen: Welcome back. Make an advertisement in advance before the official competition. After the advertisement, the excitement will continue!

Cui Cui: Aren't advertisements allowed? Why do you still put them (Ni; 1)?

Wu Wen: Don't talk nonsense. Who will make money without advertising? ! Your service charge is still in it!

Guide: Revealing the inside story of the column group, deducting 100 yuan!

commercial break

Xin Li: Are you still worried about the stress of life? Then drink four deer milk powder quickly. At the current price, you can get one if you die. It's economical! Drink four deer milk powder instead of taking the yellow road -China National Men's Football Team designated products.

Back on the air.

Wu Wen: Welcome back. You are watching the comedy academy special program "Girls VS Boys". I am your dear teacher Wu.

Cui Cui: Hello, I'm Cui Cui. Now, let's hear it from two teams. The first is the women's group.

Girl: Everyone loves you, and the flowers are ruined!

Cui Cui: Let's invite the men's team!

Boy: We are pests, we are pests, you are black whistle, you are black whistle. ...

Li Xin: Take Wu Dalang's stick and beat the idiots one by one! Singing wrong! Tell Wu Wen later that we'll start over.

Wu Wen: I finally understand why Cui Yongyuan was depressed after interviewing Baiyun Black Soil ~ ~ For Xin Li, hehehehehe, it doesn't matter, start over!

Boy: The breeze is trustworthy, and the autumn moon is boundless. Like a long day. Although I don't have a symmetrical figure and charming charm, I have a broad mind and strong arms ~ ~ ~ ~ Yes, I believe we are right. Do I like you? ! !

Cui Cui: It seems that both teams are very energetic!

Wu Wen: Yes, very energetic. Just a little mental. I'm going crazy.

Director: No personal attack, fine 100 yuan!

Wu Wen: Before the game starts, let's ask the two teams to pinch and swear. Please come here.

Jingjing: Watch, we will soon be able to P, K and PK you!

Xin Li: White gourd, white gourd, a bunch of short white gourd! A group of short wax gourd just arrived from the second place! Congressman, open your eyes and see how we cut you!

Cui Cui: It seems that the smell of gunpowder is very strong. The code for girls is 5974 1, and that for boys is 59742. Edit the code of the team you support and send it to Unicom, China Mobile and PHS users at 59747474 1. You will have a chance to get a color TV set provided by Una Amateur Group! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and act!

Wu Wen: Next, let's move on to the first part. I sing, I sing, I sing! In this session, two best singers from their respective teams will represent the team in PK, and the winning team will get 1 point. Now please choose between two teams.

Boys team

Min Jian: Who should I choose?

Guang Qi: Who is different? ! It is estimated that the girls must be wiped out by now. Let me do it ~ ~ After all, people are the monthly champions of variety stars. Besides, people have also left concerts in nursing homes. We have experience in this matter!

Xin Li: Please forget it. It was sung in a mental hospital! God ~ ~ The day after he finished singing, all his mental diseases came out, endangering society!

Min Jian: Isn't it good?

Xin Li: Yes, doctors are crazy! Fatty, you go! Let them see that there are also great people in our team!

Yin Guangdong: Who is the strength? ! What about swearing? !

Min Jian: Fauvism? Luxurious? Hengshan school? ..... Yes, egg yolk pie? !

Yin Guangdong: Only you know how to eat!

Min Jian: Eating is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art? !

Yin Guangdong: OK. We are princes! No, it's obviously from the idol power school! ! ! Look around. Thank you, thank you! Dizzy ~ ~ ~

Girls' group

Jingjing: Who shall we choose this round?

Xiao Lei and Tong Tong: Choose us ~ ~ because we are a "cone combination"! What do you mean? We are outnumbered.

Sisi: Do you think this is a one-on-one fight or a group fight? !

Tong Tong: If we fight one-on-one, he will choose the two of us; If there is a team battle, we will hit him! Ambitious ~ my daughter is constantly striving for self-improvement!

Xiao Lei: Xiao Lei knows martial arts. No one can stop her!

Jingjing: Forget it. If you two break it, I can't afford it. Choose Sisi ~ ~ because you two never get along. Sisi, do it at your will ~ ~ ~

Sisi: Hero's works, I am charming!

live broadcast

Wu Wen: Well, both teams have chosen their players. Let's meet first.

Cui Cui: The representative of the women's group is our queer thinking. Sisi beckoned the boy to say that he is a powerful singer Yin Guangdong!

Yin Guangdong: I am an idol! Sister, are you from the people, familiar or beautiful?

Sisi: What is people's, common and beautiful?

Yin Guangdong: You don't look like an insider. It is national, popular and bel canto.

Sisi: Then I'll make it popular.

Yin Guangdong: Do you want something popular? ! All right, I'll stay with you. I want beauty.

Cui Cui: What's the name of this song?

Sisi: I'll go first. AB, CD, EFG, ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Northeast duet alphabet song! Suddenly fainted a large audience.

Yin Guangdong: My sun began to sing: My sun ~ ~ ~ ~

Wu Wen: After listening to the songs of these two contestants, Mr. Wu regretted one thing: he didn't buy Ping An insurance earlier! Let's invite Miss Cui Cui, the special host, to announce the results of the competition. Let's clap. Clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands ...

Cui Cui: Order it to stop. I declare that the winner of the first round is the boys' team!

Boy: the rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster! Oh yeah ~ ~ ~

Wu Wen: OK, take a break and do an advertisement.

Commercial break

Xiao Lei suddenly looked up with a fashion magazine in his hand. Air pollution will expose your skin problems. Xiao Lei brand sunscreen lotion contains UVA and UVB, which can remove dullness, smooth wrinkles and make your skin delicate, ruddy and shiny. Xiao Lei brand sunscreen, you deserve it!

live broadcast

Wu Wen: Welcome back. You are watching the women's team VS the men's team! I'm Wu Wen.

Cui Cui: I'm Cui Cui. Everyone likes me.

Wu Wen: After the last round, I sang and sang, and now the boys are in the lead. But I don't think the women's team will keep the men's team ahead. From their ugly expressions ... I suddenly saw the girls' expressions, hmm ~ ~, no, the high-spirited expressions show that they are confident of winning the championship!

Director: If you make a mistake, you will deduct 50 yuan!

Wu Wen: Cry ~ ~ Let the storm of withholding money come more violently! ! !

Cui Cui: Let's go to the second link. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said! In this session, the contestants speak corresponding English according to the given Chinese. We adopt the best of three games system. Are you ready?

Jingjing fought!

Wu Wen: Teacher Wu is so worried about us boys ~ ~

Guang Qi: I will come. Their English level has reached Band 6.

Min Jian: No way, really (di)?

Guang Qi: Of course, it's true. My English level has reached the level of grade six in primary school, referred to as grade six. Everyone is dizzy! Ma Qiguang turned to Xin Li and said, by the way, if, I mean, if I lose, the money I owe you ... you won't chase it so hard, will you? !

Xin Li: No, of course not!

Guang Qi: I realized for the first time that you are so human!

Xin Li: You don't have to pay interest on the rest. Your interest is multiplied by 10 every day! ! ! ! ! ! !

Guang Qi: I was wrong, I was really wrong ~~ ~ You are not inhuman, but you have never heard of such a thing as human nature in the world. Then light up, comfort yourself with a normal heart, a normal heart!

Cui Cui: Come on, let's start with the first question: Where there is a will, there is a way.

Jingjing: Where there is a will, there is a way.

Wu Wen: Give the women's group 1 point.

Guang Qi: Don't worry, our advantages haven't been revealed yet.

Cui Cui: Question 2: Study hard and make progress every day.

Guang Qi: Study hard and make progress every day.

Wu Wen: Give boys 1 point!

Jingjing: Black whistle, black whistle ~ ~ ~ Mr. Wu, he can't speak English.

Wu Wen: Jingjing, Miss Wu didn't talk about you. Japanese are Chinese. Isn't Chinglish English? ! The protest is invalid!

Cui Cui: Now the score on the field is 1: 1. The third question is very important. Listen to the question: elephants are tall, with long noses and thick heads.

Guang Qi: Alibaba Peng is tall, with a thick and long waist, which rhymes! I was beaten ~ ~

Wu Wen: What does it look like! Girls' group plus 1 point. The winner of this round is the women's team!

Girl: born smart, hard to give up ~ ~ ~

Cui Cui: Take a break and don't go away. The entertainment will continue after the advertisement!

Commercial break

Min Jian came in with a bottle of braised pork soy sauce. Using the latest nanotechnology, braised pork is not only bright in color, but also delicious. It is also rich in trace elements, which makes up for the deficiency of vitamin ABCDEFG ... XYZ, you can eat this safely and healthily. There is nothing better than Sudan III. I don't talk to her about ordinary people! Order now as long as 998! 998! 998! What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and order ~ ~ ~

live broadcast

Wu Wen: Welcome back. I'm Wu Dalang.

Cui Cui: I'm Cui Cui. The code for girls' group is 5974 1, and the code for boys' group is 59742. Edit the code of the team you support and send it to 59747474 1 by Unicom, Mobile and PHS users, and you will have a chance to get a color TV set provided by Una Amateur Group! Now let's listen to the first lucky audience.

In the process of answering, the bell is toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot, did you laugh today? Did you sing today?

Wu Wen: Congratulations, you are our first lucky audience today, and you will get a color TV set provided by Wuban Group!

Audience A: Gee, this is really a drop in the bucket. I was the first to be hit? ! God, earth, which fairy sister gave me this tone ~ ~ ~

Cui Cui: By the way, which team do you support?

Audience A: Men's Team!

Wu Wen: Why?

Audience A: Don't talk to me about English here, ok? ! Adjust the feeling! The feeling that human beings and the universe are one! ! ! !

Cui Cui: Min Jian, this is a relative of your family. We're here to pick up the lucky audience. Hello, you are the second lucky viewer in our program group. Which couple do you support?

Audience b: how rude it is not to support the women's group ~ ~

Wu Wen: Khan ~ ~ Do you think you are talking about Jelja? Seeing the director's unhappy expression, congratulations on getting a color TV!

Audience B: Really ~ ~ ~ Then I said to myself deeply that there was a TV set in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I don't regret it until I lose it. Now there is another TV set in front of me, and I will say, "Oh, why didn't you send it earlier?" " "If you want to add a deadline to these words, I hope it is ten thousand years! ! !

Cui Cui: Don't shush, shush, shush. Hang up the phone and go to the third part. Let me guess, let me guess!

Wu Wen: In this round, two representatives from each team will take the form of question and answer. Girls will ask questions first, boys will answer first, and then answer questions alternately. The person who answers more correctly will win. The representatives of the women's group here are: the cone group ~ ~ The representatives sent by the men's group are the golden partners of the variety channel: the gorillas Xin Li and Mu ~ ~ Let's count to five before inviting them to play together!

Xin Li posed as a gorilla, and Min Jian posed as a launcher.

Cui Cui: These two people really have a tacit understanding ~ ~ crazy sweat! ! ! ! Then the third game starts now, let's go!

Xiao Lei: The results of the college entrance examination have been announced. Xiaoming didn't go to any university. Why is it so hard for him when he is old?

Xin Li: Because Xiaoming is still in primary school. Xiaoming keeps talking in class. Why didn't the teacher criticize him?

Tong Tong: Because the teacher didn't see Xiaoming.

Min Jian: Wrong! Because Xiaoming is a teacher!

Tong Tong: Xiaoming didn't do anything wrong today. Why on earth did the teacher criticize him?

Xin Li: Because Xiaoming did more than one bad thing. Next question, chocolate and tomato fight, chocolate wins, answer the same food name?

Xiao Lei: Chocolate bar. In the second battle between chocolate and tomatoes, chocolate won again. What is the name of the food?

Min Jian: Chocolate bar. What about the third time? Min Jian showed a particularly pure look ~ ~

Tong Tong: Chocolate bars are great.

Xin Li: Wrong! Tomato sauce!

Min Jian: You are so talented, Oye!

Wu Wen: You are worthy of being golden partners ~ ~, and you let Miss Wu down! It turns out that in comedy school, you are not even as good as Min Jian. Teacher Wu really sympathizes with you: sad! What does it look like! Congratulations to the men's team 1 point ~ ~

Boy: IQ is everything, Oye!

Commercial break

Wu Wen: How many sleepless nights, I tossed and turned because I couldn't cry when my wife hit me. But now it's different, because I have-I'm afraid my wife's brand Wu Dalang will tear candy! Cry if you want when you are beaten, and you don't have to be anxious because you can't cry anymore ~ ~ ~ You are afraid that your wife's brand Wu Dalang will tear the toffee, but you cry easily every day!

live broadcast

Cui Cui: Welcome back. Philosophical Poetry is your live comedy academy special program "Girls VS Boys! At present, the men's team is 2: 1 ahead ~ ~ ~

Wu Wen: Are they beautiful and lovely, or are they crazy? ! However, we enter the last level: I pull, I pull, I pull, I am a small expert in canvassing! First of all, please welcome Tian Xiaolei, head of the women's team! Clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands ...

Xiao Lei: Here we would like to thank Shandong Variety TV Station and Comedy Academy TV Station, as well as Barbie Mommy, seven aunts and eight aunts who raised us ... and even more, we would like to thank the fans who supported us for their comments: there seems to be a grammatical mistake here ~ ~ The English taught by Comedy Academy is just different! Don't abandon, don't give up! Vote for us, be happy. Are you as optimistic about yourself as we are? ~ ~!

Cui Cui: The next one is our gorilla Xin Li ~ ~ ~ Gung, Gung, Gung. ...

Xin Li: I'm not as hypocritical as a girl. Let's be honest.

Everyone: ok! ! !

Xin Li: The boys in our comedy academy are not bad. They have no shortcomings except their beauty! I sometimes feel that I am not very beautiful. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was beautiful, but when I denied it, they hit me and called us hypocritical. Once there was a girl who wanted to go to the grave with me-"If you don't pay me back, I will die with you!" " "There was once a girl who met me in my next life-"Want to pursue me? "Next life!" Once there was a girl who was willing to die for me-"I'd rather die with you!" " "So, although we are very popular, let's vote for us quickly! Why don't you ask Yafei to sign it for you next time ~ ~ ~

Wu Wen: Xin Li, I can see that you are not hypocritical at all!

Director: Personal attack on players, deduct 100 yuan!

Wu Wen: Cry ~ ~ I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have accepted this job in the first place. If I didn't take this job, I wouldn't have met this pilot who took pleasure in withholding money. If I can't meet this pilot who takes pleasure in deducting fees, I won't be able to deduct that much money. If I couldn't deduct so much money, I wouldn't be so sad. ...

Cui Cui: Don't say goodbye. Now 100 judges will start voting!

The voting is in progress ... (If you are the one! )

Cui Cui: The voting is over! The women's team won this round with 5 1: 49 ~ ~!

Xin Li: I have something to say. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? ! It is to give people benefits, and they didn't vote for you! ! !

Wu Wen: Do you know what is more painful in life? ! Just don't say the wrong thing, and the director will deduct your money! ! !

Cui Cui: Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? ! Even today, I came to the guest comedy academy and didn't get the labor fee! ! !

Xin Li: So, no matter how hard and tired you are, consider yourself two hundred and fifty. No matter how hard you are, consider yourself two-faced! ! ! !

Wu Wen: I share your encouragement ~ ~ ~ ~!

Director: Speak ill of the column group, and no one will deduct 300 yuan from the service fee!

Cui Cui: As the saying goes, carrots and vegetables have their own flavors. Today, our boy and girl tied.

Wu Wen: Due to financial reasons, today's program has been recorded. Please go back to your home and find your mother. See you next time ~ ~

Suddenly, a series of tomatoes, steamed buns and vegetables were thrown onto the stage, and Wu Wen gradually climbed out of the hodgepodge, but he was black and blue all over.

Wu Wen: Also, the comedy academy is full of happiness ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! !