Funny tongue twisters are all routines?

Tongue twister is a language game and a good teaching material for language training. Seriously practicing tongue twisters can make your thinking flexible, your breath freely used, your speech clear and your words clear. The following is my tongue twister. Come and have a look if you are interested.

An unconventional tongue twister

1. My brother is sitting in front of the slope. There is a goose lying on the slope, and there is a river flowing under the slope. My brother said: He Kuan, and my brother said: Hmm.

2. East-west road, criss-crossing, where people bite dogs and dogs say, Come on, hurt each other.

3. Weeding is at noon, at noon: OK.

The pole said that the routine in the city was deep and he wanted to go back to the countryside.

5. Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. In the temple, an old monk said, come on ~ be happy ~ there is plenty of time anyway ~

6. The Lama who helped the fallen frog wanted to exchange the fallen frog for another speaker, and the mute gestured "What".

7. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes. The skin says: * Your mother.

8. Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope. Artillery: Yeah.

9. Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks are swimming. Come and count, don't.

10. Draw a phoenix, a red phoenix and a pink phoenix on the pink wall. Stop drawing. I'm the city manager.

1 1. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang: Hehe, get out.

12. Black fertilizer will fly when it turns gray, and flowers will fly when it turns black. Flowers say, come and be happy ~

13. Eat grapes without spitting their skins. Don't eat grapes because a kilo of grapes 13 yuan.

14. There is a bucket hanging on the wall and a dog lying on the ground. When the bucket falls, the dog will buckle it, and the dog says, exm.

15. A mute came to the south with a horn pinned to his waist. A Lama came to the north with an otter in his hand. The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to trade the otter horse for the dumb speaker without a speaker. Dumb: Ah, ah, ah, ah.

16. A Lama came from the south with a five-Jin Kun in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a trumpet pinned to his waist. The Lama who took Ma Kun wanted to exchange another speaker for the mute Ma Kun, and the mute nodded.

17. A child named Xiao Du went to the street to buy vinegar and cloth. Du: It's too much trouble, don't go!

18. The little swallow wears a flower coat and comes here every spring. I asked the swallow why you came to the swallow and said, I'm afraid of the cold.

No routine tongue twister extension 1

1, visit the West Lake, carry the tin pot, drop the tin pot into the West Lake, and cherish the tin pot; Listening to physics is like being in fog, watching physics is like being in fog, and ignoring physics. ...

2, the mouth says the leg, the leg says the mouth, the mouth says the leg loves to run errands, and the leg says the mouth loves to sell. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.

3. Seven plus one, and then minus one. What is the sum after addition and subtraction? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.

4, broadsword to single knife, single knife to broadsword, broadsword to single knife, single knife to win broadsword.

5, you are also diligent, I am also diligent, and we work together to make gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.

6. The long worm turns around the brick pile and finishes drilling the brick pile.

7, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.

8. Headquarters instruction: Company commander Shi Lianchang, the company commander of the 4th regiment, and his party of 40 people arrived at the headquarters on time at 4: 44 on 10, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

9. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. Remove the blue cotton curtain and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.

10, there are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

1 1. There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

12. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.

Tongue twister extension 2 without routine

Lao Liu Fang Niu

There is a building No.6 in Liulin Town, where Mr. Liu lives.

One day, I brought six monkeys to see Liu; Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows; Come to the old six and carry six baskets of oil; Your old Liu is here with six silks.

Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu and You Laoliu live in Building 6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the cow went to the monkey, and the monkey fought a bullfight, knocking over Qiu Laoliu's oil and breaking the silk of You Laoliu.

Liu helped Qiu Lao Liu put away the oil, Hou Lao Liu helped You Lao Liu wash off the silk and oil, tied up the cow, looked at the monkey and went upstairs to drink together.

Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi

Four small four, Shi Xiaoshi went to the market on April 14 14: 40; Si Xiaosi bought 44.4 Jin tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14.4 Jin filaments.

Si Xiao thought to exchange his 44.4 kg tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi's 14.4 kg filaments.

Shi Xiaoshi didn't want to trade his 14.4 kg of filaments for Si Xiaosi's 44.4 kg of tomatoes.

Xiao Si said that 42 tomatoes weighing 44 kg can increase nutrition and prevent myopia.

Shi Xiao said, I can weave silk, satin and silk at the same time.

Bench and pole

The bench is wide and the shoulder pole is long.

The pole is not as wide as the bench.

The bench is not as long as the pole.

The pole should be tied to the bench,

The bench won't let the pole tie the bench.

This pole should be tied to the bench.

The bench won't let the pole tie the bench.

Do you think the last pole was tied to the bench?