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Lu Mengdie’s appearance description
Shi Yiru’s wife’s surname was Lu. She was from a wealthy family in Hedong. When she saw this phoenix hairpin, she admired it and asked him where he got it. Shi Yiru said: "It belongs to Brother Duan." Mrs. Lu said: "Is it Duan Guizhang, Brother Duan?" Shi Yiru said with a smile: "Who else is Brother Duan?" Ms. Lu said: "Hey, this is strange. Brother Duan There is such a priceless hairpin." Shi Yiru said with a smile: "What's even more surprising is that Brother Duan also had a child on New Year's Eve last night, but we are a girl and they are a boy." Shi said, "What a coincidence! You are good friends, and your children were born on the same day! Brother, let me tell you a joke, these two children seem to be a perfect match." Shi Yiru laughed and said: "No. It’s a joke, the marriage is already done. This phoenix hairpin is Brother Duan’s gift to our daughter. Don’t you think his family is poor?”
Ms. Lu thought for a moment and said, “Duan. The eldest brother and sister-in-law are both good people. Brother Duan is a talented person in both civil and military affairs. Looking at the current world situation, I am afraid that chaos will inevitably happen in the future. A daughter marrying into his family will be more reliable than marrying into a scholarly or official family. Much more. But I'm a little worried..." Shi Yiru asked hurriedly: "What are you worried about?" Mr. Lu said: "Brother Duan's family is poor, but he has such a treasure..." Shi Yiru said with a smile: "Are you suspicious? Is his treasure hairpin coming from a bad way?" Mr. Lu shook his head and said, "That's not what you mean. With Brother Duan's personality, even if it is valuable, I will not suspect that he has ill-gotten gains. From this point of view, he must be an unusual person. If he had not been a high-ranking official before, he would have been a figure like Jing Ke or Nie Zheng. But he is willing to remain unknown in this small village. In my opinion, I am afraid that he is probably the same. What kind of disaster did he cause? He came here to seek refuge!"
——The first chapter of "The Legend of the Knights of the Tang Dynasty", a glass of wine and a sweet and indifferent jade hairpin to make a good match
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