Humorous greetings on May Day

Humorous May Day greetings, May Day is Labor Day. On May Day, many people will have a holiday to play. Friends and relatives also greet each other. May Day greetings can be humorous or warm. The following are humorous greetings on May Day!

May 1 humorous message 1 1, May 1 declaration: improper coolies, release vitality, relieve stress, good luck, happiness and strength, success, imagination and vitality, I wish you more motivation and charm!

2. Send you eight precepts on May Day: seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

3. May Day holiday! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel) all the way, so sign up quickly!

I miss you hard along the fiery network, and wish you a happy May Day with my lingering tenderness, unrestrained feelings, sincere enthusiasm, sincere friendship and happy mood!

Labor day is coming. I wish you a fortune and set foot on Marlboro, a career in Hongtashan, a lover better than Ashima, and financial resources all over Greater China!

Everyone on earth is on holiday, and only this short message of mine is working overtime. It is full of blessings, across mountains and rivers, and flies to your side: Happy May Day and all the best!

6. Send: me. Receiving: You. Mode: Original startup. Objective: Close contact. Significance: deepen friendship. Content: Blessing greetings, see other short messages for details. Remarks: Happy May Day and happy life!

7. You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, meat and a knife! Since the relationship is so good, you can pay for the May Day meal. Happy May Day!

8. May Day is coming, and I miss five occasions. I wish you a successful career, a useful place, a happy life and a happy mood!

9. May Day is coming. As the most glorious labor representative, you should set an example in inviting friends to dinner, helping blind people cross the road, working overtime for colleagues, and sending blessings to friends. Let's take action now. I am very optimistic about you!

10, May Day is coming, and the weather is hot. I want to do three little things for the people of the whole country: a, put gloves on flies; B. wear an anti-mosquito mask; C. here you are. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

1 1 I raced wildly on the crowded information superhighway, turning left to overtake Zhang San, turning right to overtake Li Si, then speeding up to overtake Wang Ermazi, and finally arriving at your terminal full of wishes. I wish you a happy and relaxed May Day.

12, hello, we are from the courier company. There is a package for you, which contains: a bag of sweetness, a bag of happiness, a bucket of happiness, a box of peace and a blessing. Please check it. Happy May Day!

When 13 and May day arrive, I will give you a set of earthquake-proof clothes, and in case of an earthquake, you can easily escape. Send you a radiation protection suit, healthy and happy; Send you a love coat, love is sweet all your life; I'll give you work clothes. I don't rest today. Happy May Day!

14, May Day weather forecast: RMB will fall in the evening, and scattered US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. There will be a rare phenomenon of large-scale beauty reduction in Central China. Please put on your helmet, get your sacks ready and get ready to make a fortune!

15, May Day is coming, please observe four basic principles: guard the God of Wealth to the end, hold happiness to the end, hold good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

16, extraordinary 5+ 1, bless you. On the occasion of May Day, I sincerely wish you 5 limits of good luck, 5 limits of health, 5 limits of success, 5 limits of peace and 5 limits of happiness, and happiness will closely accompany you all your life!

17, congratulations! Because of your positive work performance, you are specially nominated to participate in this labor day model competition! Participants, please bring your own washing tools to my home to participate in the May Day holiday cleaning labor competition! I wish you a level and style!

18, I wish you good health, beauty is soft and more associative; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK；; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang. Happy Labor Day.

19, embark on a journey, peace and harmony; Talking casually, relaxed and happy; Do some entertainment, touch yourself, very happy; I have to work to get home safely. Happy Labor Day!

20, labor is precious, health is more expensive. Don't be tired of fame and fortune, live happily. Having a healthy body can create value; Working with a healthy mind can create happiness! Happy Labor Day!

2 1, taking advantage of the May 1 spring breeze, work for love. Send a sweet message, make a warm phone call, spend a touching time and have a candlelight dinner. May our love thrive.

22. On May 1 day of this year, I dropped a golden egg on you from the stratosphere of 654.38+02,000 feet. It is falling freely at the speed of breaking the sound barrier and roaring towards you. Watch out for being smashed! Happy Labor Day!

23. If I had a remote control, I would always click on your channel and lock your smile. If I had a time machine, I would stop by your side forever, and the four seasons would not be separated. Dear, happy May Day!

24. Let our love step over the white sand, pass through Tuan Tuan Ziyun, sow in fertile Lantian, water with sweet stream, and grow into a green cypress under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

May Day is coming, I send you some good wishes: better job, higher salary, smarter brain, sweeter words, healthier body, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness! 5。 1 All the best on Labor Day!

26. Instructions from superiors: You should relax on May 1, don't work too hard, live a good life in all directions, keep your friends in your heart, be as beautiful as over the rainbow, and be happy every day!

27. I don't go to work on Labor Day. This thing is very reliable. Count the happy stars. How can you be the host, stay at home, stroll on the road outside and send you text messages? I wish you a colorful mood on Labor Day!

28. System prompt: Recently, it has been detected that your fatigue index has gone up in a straight line, while sentiment index has dropped a little. For the beauty of the world, for the harmony of society and for a colorful life, I suggest you have a good rest and have a good May Day holiday!

29, labor day is coming, send a message to care, don't be too tired when traveling, don't be tired when drinking, don't drive, keep in mind the safety of your heart, the combination of meat and vegetables, health and wellness, and a happy May Day!

30, labor is not bitter, only you know; Tired or not, only you know; Only you know whether the labor value is worth it; Only you can tell whether you are tired or not. Your own happiness is your own decision. Happy May Day!

3 1, May Day holiday, relax, put aside troubles, feel happy, get rid of fatigue, always be happy, happy, sweet, sleep late and feel at ease. I wish you a happy May Day.

32. May Day is coming. I wish you 1 a straightforward and good mood and happiness forever. You have traveled all over three mountains and five mountains, and you are in and out of the four levels. Good luck is an exception, and all your troubles are good. Greetings are 7 to 8, and 9 is to make you happy at 10!

33. May Day is coming. I hope you frown, look at the blooming branches, look at the endless rivers, sit on the kang of the old farmer and swim across a green field. Happiness will fill my heart!

34. May Day is coming. If you have a holiday, just leave it, work desk. The flowers are beautiful, the birds are singing, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing. Fog is not fog, flowers are not flowers, forget troubles, how carefree. Be happy, smile, greet and wish you well!

35. On the eve of May Day, I wish you smooth work, prosperous career, bright future, good health, rolling financial resources, sweet love and happy life!

36. With hard work and sweat, you will soon reap the fruits of success. On the occasion of Labor Day, I sincerely say hello to you: You have worked hard. May you enjoy the joy of labor and the joy of harvest. Happy May Day.

Let's sing the blessing of Labor Day and March to Labor Day. Yesterday, we created endless wealth for mankind with hard hands. Please stop your busy pace today and enjoy the nectar carefully brewed by ourselves. On may day, let's wish a happy mood and a beautiful life, and every day is like a holiday!

38, May Day is coming, stretch your tired legs and let it surround you easily; Take off the pressure makeup, let Ruyi run with you, start with a smile and go straight to the holy land of happiness ahead. Happy May Day!

39. Five plus one equals six, which means good luck. I want to wish you success in your career with five plus one. Love five plus one, happiness to the old; Five plus one every day, good luck again and again; Life is five plus one, always happy! Happy May Day!

Greetings to you: Happy May Day! I wish you: career is in your heart, love is like spring breeze; Life is in a hurry, talking about the sea and the sky; Life is full of fun. Looking ahead, I sincerely congratulate you today.

May Day Humorous Greetings 2 1. Don't be too tired to go to work every day, pay attention to your body and fall asleep on time; Clear away troubles, throw away trivialities, be optimistic, never back down; Sincere friendship is precious, and SMS blessing is intoxicating. Happy Labor Day!

2. Today is Labor Day. Since you get up early and get greedy like a rooster, run around like a duck, and stay up all night like a swan, you will be awarded the "May Day Bird Fen Medal"! Wish you a happy holiday.

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often recall the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring blessings and have an experience! Happy Labor Day!

The spring breeze ushered in Labor Day. After the holiday, be happy, smile, relax, be healthy, enjoy more family happiness, lose more troubles and worries, and wish May Day luck and happiness.

If happiness can be accessed from different places, I would like to deposit all my happiness in your bank savings; If happiness can be packaged and mailed, I am willing to send all my happiness to you. I wish you happiness and a happy May Day.

6.5 1 day, as you wish, good; 5 1 here we are, happy and in a good mood; May Day is here, good luck has come, and there are quite a lot of windfalls; May 1 arrive, with good wishes, I wish you a happy spirit!

7. The May Day holiday lasts only a few days. Take this opportunity to have a good time, wish you a healthy and safe partner, put aside your troubles and worries, look around and see your smile. Duran Peanut is at your disposal. I wish you all the best on May Day.

8, May Day SMS blessing transmission, I wish you peace and health, I wish you carefree, I wish you a brilliant career step by step, I wish you a prosperous fortune, I wish you good luck for a hundred years, and I wish you a happy May Day.

9. The blessing of Mayday has a height, full of feelings at the top of Mount Everest; May 1 blessing has depth, and the bottom of the sea writes greetings; May day blessings are long and short, saving 10 thousand words after 70 words; The blessing of May Day is generous, and it has spread to all ages in Xian Yi. Happy May Day!

10, my blessing is a seed, sown in the soil between the lines, and your smile is the fruit I want to harvest! Today, the most beautiful flower on my land is: Happy Labor Day!

1 1. Send away busyness, forget troubles, get rid of fatigue and discard stress. Sleep late, move your body, let the smile surround you forever, and let relaxation become the main theme. Here, gently say: Happy May Day!

12, may your heart be like a flower in full bloom in May. Although today is Labor Day, you should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

13, Labor Day is coming. I wish you a job as a pile driver, a cash machine at home, a part-time washing machine, a diligent sweeping, and the happiness of people who don't like to work! No matter how busy and tired you are, you should pay attention to your health.

The days of 14 and May 1 have arrived, and even the best BMW will have a rest. I wish you relax physically and mentally, blow a happy Audi, wave a happy red flag and ride a happy Ferrari in the festival!

15, May Day is coming. Send you five glasses of sake to relieve your worries, send you a song to relieve your difficulties, send you a pot of green tea to warm your stomach, send you a wisp of breeze to wash your lungs, and send you a cool heart to be quiet.

16, the May Day holiday is coming. Give you five ones: happy, happy, full, happy, miss me. Hehe, I wish you a happy Labor Day!

17, reward me with wine, take me to the sleepy cowshed, don't put me in criminal detention, don't forget to behead me, and don't ask me to train Tibetan monkeys. Happy May Day!

18, holding hands with affection and smiling more; Drink a glass of friendship wine, and your heart will be less concerned; May Day is coming. May you stretch your hair. Eyebrows, friends and relatives gather together, I wish you a bumper harvest and a happy May Day!

19, labor day is coming. I wish you a pile driver, a cash machine at home, a part-time washing machine and a diligent sweeper. Everyone loves you. Happy holidays! No matter how busy and tired you are, you should pay attention to your health!

20, Labor Day, if you work overtime, I wish you make some money. Have a holiday, I wish you smile every day. Send happiness with water, and then give infinite happiness. SMS is ticking, and I wish you a happy and beautiful grasp!

2 1. You performed swimming on May Day. You are desperately paddling, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and amazing diving in the swimming pool! The old man on the shore said anxiously, damn it! You drink too much shit, don't let a farm!

22. May Day is here. I wish you a big promotion in your work, a bumper harvest in your income, a big change in your life and a big turning point in your life. You are happy every day, and no one can match you. I wish you a happy May Day!

23. May Day weather forecast: RMB will be issued at night, and USD will be exchanged against Euro at midnight. There will be a rare large-scale health phenomenon in Central China. Please put on your helmet and get ready to sleep and get rich!

If a star falls on your head at night, don't worry! This is a May Day gift from the immortal brother, and you will live a happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

25, the holiday is coming, send a message to care, don't be too tired when traveling, don't be tired when you are chic, don't drive when you drink, be safe and remember, be healthy and sound, and have a happy May Day!

When May Day comes, my heart is full of joy, and I miss you more than before. Looking up at the clear sky and stars, my heart prays that you will be safe. Life is full of troubles and worries. Run, your world is full of laughter. I wish you a happy May Day until you get old.

27, May Day holiday, happiness first, put down work, have a good rest, pay attention to your health, have a rest, feel comfortable, enjoy the holiday, relax and be happy, contact by SMS, and convey the true feelings. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

28, the morning light, dotted with the dawn of happiness, spread around you; The sun shines on the source of happiness and reflects your heart. Bit by bit, depicting the color of happiness, May Day, I wish you happiness!

29, busy for a long time, finally put down the "labor"; I worked hard for a long time and finally hoped to arrive "easily"; Tired for a long time, finally got a "sweet" holiday. I wish you a relaxed and happy Labor Day!

30, May Day, SMS. The sun is in the sky, smiling at you; The wheat seedlings on the ground dance for you! In order to satisfy your fatigue, you are naturally prepared! Have fun and wish you happiness!

3 1. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees if I turn my head in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. Special ideas for May Day.

32. Don't go to work on May Day, and put aside trifles. I work hard at ordinary times and have a rest during the holidays. Be kind to yourself and have fun. Plain life has both bitterness and sweetness. Broad horizons, relaxed heart, a beautiful life in May!

33, Labor Day, May Day is coming, birds are singing, the wind is laughing, thinking about relatives and friends, friendships around us, small holidays, getting together, talking about family, talking about the world, getting rid of troubles, escaping from troubles, relaxing, happy and happy, I wish May Day is really good!

34. More and more cars are blocked. There are more and more buildings, and we are shorter and shorter. More and more make-up, we are ugly. When you are prosperous, see your heart; Simplicity is pure, happiness is real! Labor day is coming, let yourself relax!

35. Today is Labor Day. I will give you "five ones". Have a safe trip and have a nice trip. Eat a healthy diet, completely clean. Make friends happily and hit it off at first sight. Happiness is accompanied by indomitable spirit. Stay with the best peers for life.

36. I wish you all struggle in the office, live in the rental house, go shopping in the shopping street, and despair in the commodity building. You can bear the tragedy and afford the tableware. You have worked hard for half a year and can't afford the bathroom. Happy Labor Day!

37. Neighborhood is harmonious, old and new friends are happy, and simple life is happy, stable and safe; Happy every day, happy every year! Happy Labor Day.

38. May Day is coming, I send some good wishes: better job, higher salary, smarter brain, sweeter words, healthier body, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness!

39. May there be today every year and today every year; Monthly salary increase, weekly lottery, good mood every day, good luck every day, seeing the god of wealth during the day and counting money at night. Happy May Day!

40. Life is so beautiful and human beings are so progressive. All this comes from hard work. Labor creates history, labor creates the future, and laborers are the most beautiful people. On the occasion of Labor Day, I wish all workers a happy Labor Day!

4 1. One year's hard work, one year's sweat and one year's hard work will all be the fruits of tomorrow's success. Rest and relax, and keep working hard, my friend. Happy Labor Day!