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The scallop in Zhangzidao thundered again. What wonderful news has Zhangzidao Company exploded since its listing?
20 14 10: Zhangzidao announced that scallops were about to harvest because of the once-in-a-decade cold water mass, but in that year, they lost11890,000. In that era when there was no routine, people were sad about it one after another. Hard-working scallops became extinct because of the cold water mass.
Coincidentally, in June of 2065438+2008, another accident happened to scallop in Zhangzidao. This time, the reason is even more meaningless than the last freeze to death. This time, the reason is that the inventory of scallops in some sea areas is abnormal, and the expected profit directly turns into a loss. The explanation given in the annual report is that scallops are thin and dead because of marine disasters! Thin to death? 18 investors are not the idiots they used to be. This incident was also called "Zhangzidao Scallop Run Version 2.0" by investors. Do you think this is the end? Don't!
2019165438+1October1kloc-0/When everyone was immersed in the welfare benefits brought by the double 1 1, another accident happened to the scallop island! I didn't run or get hungry this time, so I died. This time, netizens couldn't sit still and said that there was something wrong with this scallop.
Some netizens are more rational, saying that this is probably not a scallop problem. This should be a problem for the scallop company. It is really unforgivable to eat such a meal and challenge the bottom line of investors again and again! The above is the wonderful news that Zhangzidao Company broke out. what do you think?
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