English funny dialogue

Laughter is a part of people's natural expression, not driven by people's subjective consciousness, and belongs to spontaneous behavior; Ironically, however, human beings

Laughter is a part of people's natural expression, not driven by people's subjective consciousness, and belongs to spontaneous behavior; Ironically, however, human beings actively seek happiness. The following is what I arranged for you for your reference!

Article 1

One day, a foreigner came to my shop to buy western food. When he chooses something, I will show it to him by pressing the price on the calculator. Of course, I'm a little embarrassed. I can speak English.

So I said to him:

I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry too," replied the foreigner.

"Sorry, three," I said.

"What are you sorry for?" Asked the foreigner.

"Sorry five" I said. ...

Man: Can I buy you a drink? Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Actually, I'd rather have money. No, I'd rather keep the money.

the second

Teacher: George, find North America before you go to the map.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Students: George!

Teacher: Allen, give me a sentence that begins with "I".

Ellen: I am. ...

Teacher: No, Allen. We always say, "I am."

Ellen: OK ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Article

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Class: Big hands!

Article 4

Teacher: Didn't you promise to obey the rules?

Student: Yes, sir.

Teacher: Didn't I promise to punish you if you don't listen?

Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep it.

Article 5

Teacher: In this box, I have a snake 10 feet long.

Sammy: You can't fool me, teacher ... snakes have no feet.

Article 6

M: Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?

W: Of course.

Man: What's your father's name?

Woman: Happy!

Man: So, what's your mother's name?

Woman: Smile!

Are you kidding?

Woman: No! That's my sister! I'm kidding. By the way, are you a census worker? M: Of course not.

Woman: Go ahead.

M: OK. Your name is a joke. I'm kidding. I want to open one.

Band. Will you join us?

Woman: Of course, Ben. I want to join a band.

M: OK, good. What kind of instrument do you play? I heard that you

I play the piano very well.

Woman: Piano? Actually, I can't play an instrument.

What are you good at?

Woman: I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

M: Me too. Who do you think can join us?

W: Well, Dave is considered a good man.

M: Really? What does he like?

Article 7

Four people came on stage to introduce themselves.

Indian: Good morning, boys and girls. I'm India, the monitor of this class.

People of China: Hello everyone. I'm from China.

American: Hi, I'm American.

Japanese people bow when introducing themselves, showing the so-called etiquette: hello, I am Japanese, and my English is poor;

Pang Bai: During the National Day, they traveled from Xi 'an to Xi 'an.

Shanghai passes through Luoyang. It is said to be interesting.

They had an interesting story when they traveled.

Now, they will show us what they are doing in their

Travel.

India: Well, I rented a car, but this car can only seat three people. I

I have an idea. Let's take turns asking questions. Anybody?

The person who gives the correct answer can get on the bus or run with the car.

Do you agree with me?

Three people answered in unison, especially the Japanese.

Yes, sir. No problem.

Inida: Now, as the monitor, I will ask questions now. Are you ...

Are you ready?

Three people replied in unison, the Japanese are still the most active.

Yes, we are ready.

India: Hey, American, how many suns are there in the sky?

American: Such a simple question. There is only one answer.

India: Well done. China, how many moons are there in the sky?

China people: It's that simple, it's just one.

Japanese: Wow, laughing …, insidious laughing These questions are so simple and simple.

We Japanese are really smart.

India: Hello. Japanese. Do you know how many stars there are in the sky?

Japanese: A star? Are you kidding? I'm sorry, I don't know.

Indian smirk: Sorry, you didn't give me a correct answer. So, the three of us go to Luoyang by car, and you follow us. Let's leave now. Say it to the other two.

Pang Bai: Now, China, Indians and Americans.

Take a bus to Luoyang, and the Japanese will follow.

Cars. A few days later, the three men visited.

Luoyang and they are talking about their feelings. but

The Japanese are still on their way.

American: Describe Luoyang. Baidu has many. I searched, too. It is omitted here.

China: We must go now, but where are the Japanese?

Japanese: panting, running over, bending down and saying thank God.

You finally.

India: Are you all right with the Japanese?

Japanese: Stand up straight at once. I couldn't be better. Shut your mouth!

India: OK! Now, let's start the second round of questions and Chinese.

Guy, this is your hometown. As the host, you ask us questions.

China: OK, it's my turn. I will ask some questions about us in China.

Shi and monitor, do you know about the liberation movement?

China's.

India: Let me see. It was the Liaoshen War, the Peiping War and the Huaihai War.

China: Exactly. There are Americans, do you know how many?

Soldiers who died in that war?

American: Hmm … I think it's about 500,000.

China people: Good! And the Japanese. Do you know their names?

Japanese: Name? With a sad smile, I don't know.

I'm sorry, boy. You failed again. Pretend to pat the Japanese on the shoulder.

To the other two, let's go.

Pang Bai: On another occasion, the Japanese went hiking.

Three people took a bus .. Suddenly, they met on the road outside Luoyang.

American: Hello. Japanese, how are you?

Japanese: I'm fine, running and talking, panting. Thank you, and you? We can't be better.

China people: See you in Shanghai.

Pang Bai: A few days later. These three people enjoyed their benefits.

The time is in Shanghai, and the Japanese are still on the road. but

Luckily, they changed the car into a front seat. it

It seems that the Japanese don't know yet. Now they are.

Talk about their feelings about Shanghai.

China people: Describe Shanghai. Baidu search.

India "This is really an interesting trip. It's time. We should go."

Go home. But where are the Japanese?

Japanese: I'm working hard. Give me a minute. I am here. India: OK! Let's go back.

Japanese: Wait, wait … I don't think it's fair to me. I have fled.

I want to answer the first question from Xi 'an to Shanghai. India: What's the problem?

Americans: Smile at Chinese people. All right! I picked a question for you.

How many leaves are there on that tree?

Japanese: One, two, three … Wow, so many. I can't find the answer.

God, I'm going from Shanghai to Xi again. Then I ran away.

China: Japanese are so stupid. Our car has four seats.

Why did he run away again?

India: I think I run like a fool.

Pang Bai: A few days later. They all went back to Xi 'an. Now they are.

Take my class here; "Hey, boys, how was your trip?"

Japanese: It's terrible. I'm so tired.

Pang Bai: You are a real marathon runner. What about the three of you?

India: We all enjoyed this trip.

Pang Bai: The bell is ringing. Time flies. We have a ten-minute break. The Americans went out and were accidentally hit by the Japanese. The following conversation took place.

Japanese: Sorry, sir.

American: I'm sorry too.

Japanese: Two? Excuse me, three?

American: Why are you apologizing?

Japanese: Four? Sorry, number five.

American: What are you trying to say?

Teacher: The teacher can't listen any longer and is angry. At this moment, the teacher came down.

Knocked the Japanese on the head and said, "I taught you for two years. What did you just say?"! Time is up, we are now in class. "

Teacher: Well ... last week, we ...

At this moment, China people appeared and interrupted the teacher's speech.

China people: Mr. Hu, may I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Wave and say go on!

Hearing this, China people sat down.

Teacher: Last week, we ...

China people: Mr. Hu, may I go to the toilet?

Teacher: OK, let's do it again.

Hearing this, China people sat down again. He was indifferent to the Indian urging him to go. Teacher: Last week, we. ...

China people: Mr Hu. Can I go? ....

Teacher: Don't bother me again. I said go, go.

Why don't you go?

China people: You always say go, go. It means fuck you.

Ah. How can I get there?

Teacher: Unbelievable! Now you can go to the toilet.

China: But I'm fine now. Thank you.

Teacher: It's up to you. Last week, we arranged a dialogue.

Between China and Americans. Are you ready? Chinese and English. American: Yes!

Teacher: Now, China people play waiters and Americans play waiters.

Foreign guests. What will happen between them?

China: Hello.

American: Hello.

China: What can I do for you?

American: Can you speak English?

China people: If I don't speak English, what will I say?

American: Does anyone still speak English?

China people: Look for yourself, all the people are playing, and no one is playing.

Time. You can wait, you can't wait for you to leave.

American: Good heavens! Can anyone else speak English?

China people: What are you yelling about? Ah, give me a small quilt ... (forming a verb) means "put in a state of ..." ... you.

What's the matter?

American: I want to talk to your boss?

China: Boss? The head didn't come today. Tomorrow, you come.