Classic travel jokes

Some people like climbing mountains very much. Once, he went to Switzerland for a holiday and hired a local as a guide to climb a high mountain. When they passed a dangerous place, the guide said to him, "Be careful, sir, it's very dangerous here and it's easy to fall down." . However, if you fall, don't forget to look to the right, where the scenery is the most beautiful. "

2, not satisfied with the network management!

An old man drove a donkey into town. At the intersection, the donkey ran a red light and was fined 5 yuan. The old man whipped the donkey and said, do you think you are a traffic policeman and run a red light casually? Before moving forward, the donkey knocked down the fruit stall and compensated 10 yuan. The old man said angrily to the donkey, Do you think you are a city industrial and commercial tax official? Go on, Yugong * * rested in the green space, and the donkey chewed the grass and was fined 50. The old man whipped the donkey and said, you think you are a national cadre, so where are you going to eat?

Immediately drive the donkey back to the village, and the neighbor hung the fishing net on the tree. The donkey threw it hard and the net broke, and paid 500 yuan. The old man whipped the donkey with tears in his eyes: Do you think you are China Telecom, and you don't need money to get on this broken network? The donkey kicked the old man angrily, and the old man cried. Do you think you are the stationmaster and you can kick whoever you want?