Talking about sentences in a humorous circle of friends

First, happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

Second, meat, what I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

Third, compose the words mentioned in Life for You into rock poems.

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like a dream.

5. Ask how much sorrow you can have, riding a monkey in the tree and riding a monkey underground.

Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.

Eight, it is said that women are made of water, so am I! It's just that I'm made of soda and irritable.

Nine, sometimes it rains because the world needs washing, sometimes it rains because the heart needs washing!

It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

Eleven, learn to study silently, sleepy and annoyed. When reviewing before the exam, it is the most difficult to rest. How can you beat him and pile up the papers with three cups of coffee? It's sad to fail the exam, but this is the original question of the test paper. The bed is full of books, all of which have been turned over. Who wants to read them now? Watch the table, how to attack the problem alone? Mathematics is more physical. At dusk, I feel sad and anxious. This time, what a sad sentence.

12. Why do you think my heart is beating so hard? I can jump out because I have a thick throat and a thin throat.

Thirteen, I can't let my feelings delay my fortune.

I just want you to stay with me and smile at me. I just want you to kiss me, Doby. I just won't give up.

Fifteen, bird diapers, bed wetting the first step

Sixteen, because he can shine, he is my sun wherever he goes.

Seventeen, next semester, I hope the teacher will make my homework unknown, and my homework will not know me.

Eighteen years old, in fact, many times, I am very sad inside, but I have been trying not to cry. I can't help it Cosmetics are too expensive, and you need makeup when you cry!

Nineteen, only by always being humble can we live happily.

Twenty, the man is affectionate, and the woman is interested. I will go when the lights are turned off.

I know there is a person in my heart, no matter how the years change, he will always be there.

Don't tell me you are sorry, because we are all fine.

Twenty-three, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.

Break up with you because you don't deserve to hold hands!

Twenty-five, the direction of the headwind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

26. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

Twenty-eight, a woman's amorous feelings are lighters, and a woman who doesn't understand amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

30. One day, it occurred to me that I wanted to see my buddy next door through the partition. That was the most embarrassing and horrible look in my life.

Very talented teasing. Talk about funny sentences in the circle of friends.

1. Although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

2. I fell asleep in class, thinking that I would take off my bra at home and put it on the table to continue sleeping, and I was too ashamed to go to school ~

3. My wife learned to set the computer power-on password. Me: What is the wife's power-on password? Wife: Your birthday. My input display is wrong, and it is still wrong to input solar calendar and lunar calendar several times. Me: The password is wrong. Wife: You are so stupid. Let me do it. Then the wife showed off her input in the keyboard: Ni Shengri! !

4. Youth doesn't always exist, so fall in love quickly.

My parents went out to eat lobster yesterday afternoon 1 1 without asking me to go. Later, I posted in the space that my parents didn't ask me when they went out to eat lobster. I must have paid for it. When reading the comments this morning, a sister paper said: It's a miracle that your parents chose you instead of peanut oil for the phone bill!

6. The day before yesterday, my mother and I went to see my father. When kimi turned around, she cried for the camera. I said with a smile, that's stupid. As a result, my mother said disdainfully, you still have the face to laugh at others. When I was a child, farting scared me! Me:

7. I can't let my feelings delay my fortune.

8.20 years ago, Xiao Diaosi wrapped several packs of plain noodles to make up the water margin hero card. Twenty years later, for a red envelope of 80 cents, I wiped my mobile phone and sent messages over and over again. Diaosi can never escape the fate of being played with, whether as a child or after growing up.

9. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

10. One day, it occurred to me that I wanted to see my buddy next door from under the partition. That was the most embarrassing and horrible look in my life.

1 1. Last night, I went to the supermarket and bought the following items: 1 toothbrush, 1 toothpaste, 1 toilet paper; 1 frozen dinner, 1 box of popcorn. The cashier said, are you single? I replied: How do you know, because I only buy one copy of everything? The woman replied: No, because you are ugly.

12. A classmate in the class took an Apple mobile phone and asked: Does my mobile phone look like a cottage at first glance? Why did she find out at a glance when she went out to ask a woman out? Me: Next time you go out, just change a deafening bell!

13. Invite friends to dinner. I'm not good at ordering. After turning over the menu for a long time, I didn't know what to order, so I asked the waiter standing by: Do you have griddle chicken? The young man immediately blushed: Yes, twice.

14. What am I like in your heart? Stars. I am so bright in your heart. No, it doesn't matter if you have one more or one less.

15. I just got a call, and a deep voice at the other end said: I have your wife. I was shocked: Who are you? ! Why are your hands so big? !

Say something.

1, cheap words carved on your face, which have my share!

I refused everyone's favor until you have an uncertain future.

I don't repeat the plays I have played. I don't want the people I loved.

4. I'm fine. I don't make noise or show off. I don't want to be wronged, I don't want to be laughed at, and I don't need others to know.

5, the same tune, but I can't recognize the previous melody.

If you are in love with someone else, please don't tell me. I'm not as brave as you think.

7. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and we have to rely on our imagination.

9. Love has no reason, but let it last.

10, the animal nature is easy to fall, but the heart is stumped; Gullies are easy to fill, but people are hard to fill!

1 1, we are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

12. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

13, if you dare to mess with me, send your name to the cat-puff hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

14, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always the one who refuses to let go.

15, you are the national football team! Your father is on the national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!

16, if you don't have that ability, don't say others are too powerful.

17, what is lost is lost, and what is lost cannot be kept.

18, I can tell many stories, from suitable for all ages to unsuitable for children!

19, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

20. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. What my sister wants is black hair forever.

2 1, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

22. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

23. Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

24. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!

25. The whole world is watching the rain, and only I am watching whether he has an umbrella.

26. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it made me do it.

27. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen the ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

28. Life is a lucid dream, a dream that can't be awakened.

29. You get online in a hurry and get offline in a hurry. I, shielding other information, just waiting for you.

30. Conquering the world is not great. A man who can conquer himself is the greatest man in the world.

3 1, now a person, a simple person. Don't worry about him.

32. Meat, what I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

Air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.

34. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

35. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

36. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

You never know what will happen in the next second unless you try.

38. Compromise is not noisy, weakness is not really afraid of you. I really don't want to lose you.

39. Pretend to play soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let others look down on you.

40. The season of black stockings flooding makes these thick legs feel awkward.

4 1, it's no big deal. In front of time, it's all small things.

42. Don't think that you have touched the whole of Russia, and you have forgotten that Russia still has a brave heart!

43. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friend. If you do, what kind of friend are you!

44. I saw you go far before, but this time it's my turn to go.

45. Mom says chopsticks are too high to marry, and I'm not going to marry abroad.

46. Hold your hand. If the child doesn't leave, he will stun the child and continue to drag it.

47. I can live well, but my tears always fall behind me.

48, damn three menstruation said that my second aunt came.

49. I tore my heart out for you, but you curry favor with others.

50. Happy birthday to the first man who hugs me and the first man who sees me cry.

5 1, even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

52. You can be full of energy and passion, you can be full of energy and luxury, and you can be full of energy when you are young.

53. A wave of EXO kissing is coming at me, and I need support.

54. When others get angry and drunk, I get angry and buy drinks to fill my stomach.

I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.

If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

57. If you don't think about it in the morning, just put on the quilt and take a nap.

58. I live in Hutongtou and she lives in Hutongtou. We play together day and night and drink tap water together.

59. When there is nothing to say to each other, this relationship is over.

I never thought I would care so much about you, no matter whether our ending is perfect or not.

6 1, I vowed to lose weight before the summer vacation, but I didn't lose weight after the summer vacation!

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

63. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

64. Would you like to be my sun? I know. Then please leave me alone.

65. I hope you can smash a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.

66. Another name for kindness is idiot! Many things can't be solved by forbearance.

67. I finally understand that it is not Russia that you can't let go, but her.

68. Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I don't have it!

69. Don't always stay in Hibika, your house, you are horny, go find Wangcai next door.

70. Every teenager's growth is changed by a girl.

7 1, sorry, the disappeared people can't come back, I have my pride.

72. Do you think I'm loud? I wonder if barking is for dogs?

73. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

74. Even with 4B rubber, you can't erase the traces left by 2B.

75. I am not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

Tell me when your lips are dry, and I will kiss you. Don't always let lip balm take advantage of you.

77. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

78. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

79. Boyfriends don't need to be handsome, just cute and willing to go crazy with you.

80. It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

8 1, don't think about those who abandoned you, because he abandoned you to prove that he didn't have this blessing.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

83. Don't worry about what is taken away, because all that can be taken away is rubbish.

84. You are indeed an angel, but you landed first.

If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.

86, you don't roll your eyes, be careful to become a baiwenhang n times wolf, after all, your IQ is.

87. I don't know what fashion is, but I have always led the fashion.

Chatting with a group of interesting friends

First, someone is sitting next to me. I used to slap you in the face. How can you squeeze into my invisible wings!

Second, it is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot this summer. How hot it is!

Third, let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

Fifth, at the beginning, stunning is completely rare for the world.

6. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.

Seven, say what? I feel depressed at the thought of my weight!

I am really jealous of that woman. Why am I thicker than her?

Cherish me while I am still alive.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit. I close my eyes.

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

Twelve, the chicken's resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

Thirteen, I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

Fourteen, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

15. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

Sixteen, when God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.

Seventeen, you don't just drop the powder without laughing!

Eighteen, intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help Xueba get to the bottom of it.

20. If a lazy person like me answers everything, it only means one thing: I like you.

Twenty-one, life has no rehearsal, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Twenty-two, teach you to practice knives, you practice swords, and you practice swords! Jin Jian doesn't practice prostitution!

Twenty-three, how many pairs of eyes were left after ten years when I was young?

Don't get tired of me arguing with me. Don't complain and speak ill of me behind my back.

25. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can endanger the whole life.

Twenty-six, I knew you were Uber when I opened my eyes.

Twenty-seven, eating is easy to lose weight, eating is not easy to cherish.

Twenty-eight, the so-called loyalty is just not enough chips for betrayal.

Twenty-nine, you stubbornly turned a Audrey Hepburn into a princesa.

Thirty, my own scores are all my own, I don't mind!

3 1. One night, when the physics self-study teacher was drooling on the podium, the female classmate in the back row suddenly rushed in front of me and confiscated the comic books in her physics book on the spot. The whole class froze and exclaimed that the teacher had cultivated a pair of perspective eyes. Who knows the teacher said on the spot: I want to cry when I read a physics book, but she laughs while reading it!

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

In addition to teeth, there is love.

Don't be used to that when you grow up. It is easy to get pregnant.

Thirty-five, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster as soon as I get back!

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

Do you mind if my breasts are small? No, I like the feeling of childhood.

Thirty-eight, the female penguin quarreled with the male penguin and turned away. The male penguin wants to catch up and coax her. When the female penguin looks back, he walks so cute and wears makeup.

Thirty-nine, we have nearsighted people, we have acne and no youth.

Forty, you can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

Why don't you do your homework? What's wrong with being used by the original class representative?

42. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words fascinate me, and then you cheat. My heart aches, and I try my best to reach the peak of my life.

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