I remember a joke, can you give me the original text?

Good morning!

I'll give you the original text--

"White Collar and Gold Collar Catching Pheasants"

A while ago, Xiao Li heard from his colleagues that there was a "farmhouse" manor in the suburbs. On this day, Xiao Li had nothing to do, so he drove there.

When we arrived at the manor, a staff member asked respectfully: "Sir, what kind of service do you need? We have white-collar and gold-collar services here."

Xiao Li didn't know this. I didn’t ask much about the content of the two services. After thinking for a moment, I said: "I want the white-collar service!"

The staff said: "Okay, the white-collar service is 100 per fifteen minutes." Yuan." Xiao Li handed over the money generously.

The staff said with a smile: "We know that white-collar workers do not exercise much on weekdays. We specially arranged a game." Xiao Li asked with interest: "What game is it?" The staff pointed to the back , said: "We have raised a lot of chickens in the forest. They are all wild and taste very delicious. You can catch them as you like, and you can take back as many as you catch."

When Xiao Li heard this, he immediately He took off his suit and went to the woods to catch pheasants with great interest. At this time, plump and attractive pheasants were leisurely foraging in the bushes. Xiao Li walked over quietly. Unexpectedly, those pheasants were very agile. They flew up to the treetops and burrowed into the bushes. Xiao Li was jumping on a string in the forest, but he didn't even touch a chicken feather. Fifteen minutes later, he was so tired that he was panting, sweating profusely, and completely lost his bearings.

The staff came over cheerfully and asked: "Sir, do you still want to arrest me?"

Xiao Li gasped and said: "Forget it, I have no strength at all. I didn’t expect your service to be so good. It’s much better than exercising in the gym. I’ll come back next time.”

The staff said with a smile: “Welcome, welcome, I hope to experience Jinling next time.” Service."

Xiao Li said in surprise: "What is the Jinling service like?"

The staff said with a smile: "The Jinling service is 200 yuan every fifteen minutes. Watch white-collar workers catching chickens in front of the computer."

. . . Hope you are satisfied. . .