Office chat joke

1, a colleague got under the table and quickly screamed:? Oh, no, I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the master switch of all computer patch panels! ? Everyone was surprised: But our computer is still on? ! ? A colleague's voice for help came from under the table: I haven't raised my hand yet. The whole office was silent for two seconds! ! Turn it off! ! Turn it off! ! ! Save! ! Hold on, hold on. ! ! ?

This morning, I got up late again, so I must be late for work. I am busy sending short messages to the leaders: Didn't you say you were going to the head office to get the information? I'll go! ? The leader replied:? What happened today? Xiao Liu, Xiao Wang and Xiao Dong? You asked to go. ? I read it and sent another one:? Information is important, and many people are needed to escort! ?

It is said that one day, a female colleague in the office brought her child wearing open-backed pants to the office to play.

The little boy ate corn in one hand and pulled his penis in the other.

Her mother thundered: two hands! ? The little boy immediately put down the corn and pulled JJ with both hands!

The whole office is crying!

4. One of my colleagues once called the banking department, and he chose two dialogues (in English):

Business Department: Can I help you?

Colleague: Can you speak Chinese?

Business department: Yes.

Colleague: OK, please help me pay the bill. ......

5. Two colleagues from other places in the company are very fat, about 180 kg.

One day, Fat A gave Fat B a cigarette, but Fat B didn't pick it up and the cigarette fell to the ground.

So, they argued for a long time about who picked up the cigarette. Finally, Fat B really wanted to smoke and said to me with a bitter face. Sister, help me! Help me pick it up! I really can't squat ~ ~?

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