Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Top Ten Classic Crosstalk mp3 in Degang Guo

Top Ten Classic Crosstalk mp3 in Degang Guo

Degang Guo Top Ten Classic Crosstalk mp3:

1, for life

The "I" series in Degang Guo's crosstalk can be said to be a masterpiece, and it is also his famous crosstalk series. Degang Guo Yu Qian's crosstalk group has also been recognized by everyone, among which My Life is one of the most popular works in Degang Guo.

Every fan of Deyun Society can blurt out classic lines such as "Degang Guo and Yu Qian, the little-known crosstalk performers", "Help if you have difficulties, help if you don't have difficulties" and "It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days".

2. I am a hooligan.

Degang Guo portrayed himself as a "doormat" in the cross talk series of Me-like a nobody, and all kinds of unreliable things happened to him.

In "I am a triad", it is his story of learning from others and hanging out in society that leads to many jokes. Degang Guo and Yu Qian cooperated very well, and there was no trace of other crosstalk performers. They are the classics in Degang Guo's complete works of Yu Qian's crosstalk.

3. Xizhengmeng

This joke is based on the original old joke "Victory Map" which was not afraid of poverty in the late Qing Dynasty. Degang Guo just changed the characters in the time and place a little, and changed the fight against Taiping rebels in the Qing Dynasty to the fight against terrorism in the United States, but the burden was still the same. "Xizhengmeng" borrowed "hit the sand pot", and as Guo's dream came to an abrupt end, the whole Western Expedition became a series of absurd dreams.

I want to see the Spring Festival Gala.

I want to be on the Spring Festival Evening is the representative work of Degang Guo Yu Qian's classic crosstalk. It tells all kinds of misfortunes that you can't attend the Spring Festival Gala. In order to attend the Spring Festival Gala, many actors began rehearsing in June. On the 29th of New Year's Day, even the live broadcast, the program has already started, and you may suddenly be informed that the program has been cancelled.

From the actor's point of view, Degang Guo took some materials and satirized this phenomenon by crosstalk.

5. Black sheep

Of Degang Guo Yu Qian's classic cartoons, two works naturally appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening. This work tells the story of a "black sheep" who recalls his poor life and talks about how he will live a luxurious life when he is rich.

6. I want to fight against the three customs

"I want to resist the three customs" is one of Degang Guo's top ten classic cross talks. It is a very popular cross talk in Degang Guo's Me series. Cross talk circles put forward to resist the vulgar, vulgar and kitsch elements in cross talk, aiming at Degang Guo. Later, Degang Guo took these words as the burden of crosstalk and created this crosstalk.

7. You should be elegant

You are very popular if you want to be elegant. You is one of the most famous works in Degang Guo's crosstalk series. Zhou Libo once satirized Degang Guo with "Enjoy eating garlic, no matter how smelly others smell, drinking coffee is to swallow the bitterness and spread the fragrance to the world", while "You should be elegant" was Degang Guo's counterattack.

8. Buy noodle tea

Buy Noodles Tea is one of the most famous cross talks between Degang Guo and Yu Qian in their early days. This work is recognized as a dead work by peers, but Degang Guo only changed a few words, and this work was revived.

In Degang Guo's view, this work is actually good enough, only a little change in the content of the scene. This work came back to life and became one of Degang Guo's classic masterpieces.

9. I am a writer.

I'm a Writer is also one of Degang Guo's good-looking cross talks with Yu Qian. He once performed in the "I" series on the 20th anniversary of Degang Guo's artistic career.

The main content is to pretend to be a writer who makes pancakes and kebabs, so as to satirize many modern writers who have no ink on their chests but brag everywhere. Later, due to the different performance time, different versions were derived, such as pancake fruit version and hidden secret oil discharge version.

Yellow crane tower 10

"Yellow Crane Tower" is based on a performance of "Liu Bei crossing the river to Zhang Fei breaking the account" in the Beijing opera "Yellow Crane Tower". In the preface of the program, A claims to be a Peking Opera performance artist, but in fact he can't brag about anything.

And B asked to learn the art of A, and they worked together once on the stage. During the performance, A was full of loopholes, burdens and jokes, and many versions were circulated. In recent years, Degang Guo's version of Yu Qian is undoubtedly the most famous.