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There are 500 words of detailed text and sketches.

1. Write a 600-word composition, requiring a detailed one and a short one.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, my parents, grandparents came to visit my uncle. As soon as I arrived at my uncle's door, the word "Fu" was upside down in red and yellow, and I couldn't help shouting "Fu is coming!" "Blessed!" . My uncle has a lovely cousin Bing Yu. She is my little uncle's daughter. She heard us knocking at the door and jumped up to open the door for us. She made a face at us and said, "Congratulations on getting rich and bring the red envelope." At this time, everyone rushed to give her a red envelope. Suddenly, the room was filled with laughter and a thick festive atmosphere.

I went to see my uncle and grandfather and solemnly paid him a New Year's greeting, wishing his old man "happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain!" Uncle and grandpa are so happy that they can't even close their mouths. He encouraged me to study hard and make progress every day. He also took out a red envelope from his pocket and gave it to me.

Cousin Bing Yu took me to set off fireworks when she saw me during the Spring Festival. I picked the biggest fireworks and put them away, only to hear a loud noise, followed by colorful sparks in the sky, which lit up the sky, although it was daytime. With the frequent fireworks rising, cousin Kethleen blushed with joy and clapped her hands and jumped straight. Adults and children also ran out to watch at this time. Everyone looked back with their heads held high and exclaimed, immersed in the atmosphere of the New Year.

At this time, my uncle and grandfather asked us to eat, and we reluctantly came to the table. At this time, the food on the table was steaming, the wine was boiling, and the fragrance floated out of the window. First of all, my uncle and grandpa raise their glasses to wish everyone a happy New Year and our junior students new progress in the new year. I also raise my glass to wish you good health and all the best. We talked about the harvest of a year and felt the joys and sorrows of a year. I sneaked out the door and continued to set off fireworks. At this time, it's time for dinner. I see that every family is reunited, and the happiness of the family, the richness of life and the satisfaction of adults are all on the face. I know that at this time, because our country is peaceful, our people are safe and our society is stable, we will have a happy life now. I want to seize the good time now, study hard when I grow up, and build our motherland and a better home.

2. There are short and pithy writing compositions. When I was a child, I was very naive and was often teased by others. Today, I will talk to you about an interesting story when I was a child-"stealing chickens". After listening to this name, everyone may feel very fresh: Why did you steal chickens? Don't worry, let me explain it in detail.

That was when I was 4 years old. One morning, I didn't even eat breakfast, so I wandered in the street. I ran outside the supermarket to see what was delicious inside. I looked at it. I was walking beside the shelf, and suddenly my eyes were deeply attracted by an object-a sword with the brand of "Armored Warrior". I was immersed in my own imagination. Mr. Wu, the owner of the supermarket, a fat and amiable uncle, saw through my mind and pretended not to know. He asked me, "What is Xiaolong doing here?" "Oh, it's boss wu. I, I want to buy this toy. " I replied. "That you have money? This can sell 23 yuan! " Boy, this price has caught up with my pocket money for a month. I felt in my pocket, and there was only 8 yuan I had worked so hard to save. "I brought it, but it was only 8 yuan." "It's not enough to count wow, what should I do?" He said. Next, he started teasing me. "Tell you what, you go to your grandmother's house and steal a chicken for me, and I'll give you this sword." Then I'll try. In this way, I began to fall for it.

I came to grandma's house and crept to the henhouse. Seeing grandma coming out of the house, I quickly squatted down. Grandma went to the right to get the shovel, and I hid to the left; She shoveled chicken shit on the left and I ran to the right. I ran all morning, but I didn't steal a feather. My mother was shocked when I dragged my tired body home. It turns out that I stayed by the henhouse all morning, covered in chicken shit, and my mother was in distress situation. She asked the reason and story clearly, which was very funny. She asked again, "What if the rooster crows when you steal a chicken?" I said, "I can hold its mouth and make it silent." My words made my mother laugh her head off.

Alas, I am so naive, but I laugh at the thought of such a foolish thing!

3. My teacher wrote 500 words in detail, sketching out that "the silkworm dies in spring, and the candle lights up at night", which is the most appropriate description of the hardworking gardener of the motherland-the teacher, and also the truest portrayal of xu teacher. -inscription

Xu teacher, my junior high school class teacher, is a kind, careful and responsible person. She treats her students with all her heart, treating every student as her own relatives; Treat work with enthusiasm, full of * * *.

I remember when I first entered junior high school, the school held a welcome party for freshmen. After the meeting, dissolve in turn. But because of long inactivity, my legs are numb. I tried to stand up, but it ended in failure. Close contact with the earth was imminent, and xu teacher firmly grasped me. She helped me * * *, dredge the blood, while comforting me and reassuring me. The sun shone behind her, and I seemed to see a smiling angel. Since then, I have remembered a kind teacher like my sister.

In the second day of junior high school, I finally looked forward to the opportunity to go to Fangzi for social practice. Unfortunately, I caught a cold and even lost my voice. After xu teacher found out, he bought a big watermelon and sent it to my dormitory, and told me to drink more water, eat more and have more rest. From then on, I remembered a careful teacher and a loving mother.

More than a month before the college entrance examination, my academic performance plummeted. Xu teacher's eyes were full of anxiety. She talked to me many times and often asked me about my study. My history is not very good, so xu teacher often asks me to answer questions in history class, and I will be punished if I can't answer them. From then on, I remembered a teacher as strict as strict father.

During military training, she will help me wipe the sweat on my forehead; When it rains, she will remind me to bring rain gear; When the temperature drops, she will remind me to wear more clothes; In the cold winter, she will give me hot eggs to warm my hands; When I am slack in my study, she will urge me; When I feel confused, she will guide me in the right direction.

Her love for me, like a spring rain, sent me the power to rush out of the soil; Like a bright light in the night, it shows me the way; Just like a touch of sunshine in the cold winter, it brings me warmth. Here, I want to say a word to xu teacher: xu teacher, I love you!

4. [Our family celebrates the New Year] The composition and narrative should be detailed, and the year should be slightly written.

On New Year's Eve this year, the whole family got together to eat jiaozi. "wow! I ate a sugar trap. " I shouted excitedly. "Great!" Mom also praised happily.

It is said that eating sugar is a long year. What excites me more is jiaozi, who is trapped in six sugars. I ate four, let alone happy. After dinner, I was busy paying New Year greetings to my parents and received lucky money and blessings from my elders. I asked my parents curiously, "How did you celebrate the New Year when you were young?" Mom said, "At that time, there was no refrigerator. Fortunately, it is very cold in winter in the north, so I began to prepare for the new year's goods early. Buy gifts, buy firecrackers, hang money, and if you wish, buy a lot of chicken, duck and fish ... ""At that time, because of backwardness, there were only a few pots of steamed bread, which could be used as grenades in the end. Do you think it's funny, son? " The father on the side said. "Are there any other customs?" I asked eagerly. "Yes, I want to eat jiaozi on New Year's Eve. There is a folk proverb in the north-the first day is a cross, the second day is a cross, and the third day is a box. It means:' Eating jiaozi means good luck and wealth; Eating noodles represents health and longevity; Eating a box is round.' ..... "Mom added.

Dad sighed and said, "Hi! It's all mom. Some customs are really not worth promoting. For example, Ping should honor his parents and buy his favorite cake for the elderly, which is soft and delicious. But on New Year's Day, the cakes that old people eat are harder than broken beans. " Yes, everyone is popular in giving gifts. It seems to be a relay race. How can the last cake not collapse? Listen, some customs are very interesting to me.

Dad tuned the TV station and said to everyone, "The Spring Festival party has started!" Wonderful crosstalk and sketch programs made me laugh. Soon, I heard firecrackers outside the house getting louder and louder. Wow! How time flies! I'm quietly waiting for the bell to ring. At this moment when millions of people pray and bless, I hope people's brightest dreams will come true! ! !

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Praise the teacher's composition in about 500 words (write two things, one is detailed and the other is brief). Your light is brightest in the window in the middle of the night, you are the earliest on the road in the morning, and you are the most romantic on the three-foot platform.

This is you-a glorious people's teacher! As a people's teacher, you have nothing to ask but to impart knowledge to lovely students. There is nothing lovely about you, you just want to devote yourself to the cause you love. From youth to white hair, for decades, you have embarked on a beautiful life track with your loyalty to the party, the people and education! The classroom is your home, the podium is your stage, the textbook is your lighthouse, and the students are your lovely children.

Whenever the students of the new year arrive, you will extend your hands to welcome them, and the graduates will let you send them away with tears. Only by imparting knowledge to them can they swim in the ocean of knowledge, and only by teaching them how to be human can they make more contributions to society.

You are a diligent gardener, looking forward to the flowers and the fragrance of peaches and plums in the garden! In a small classroom, you teach them how to write their own names, and you melt the whole world into their hearts. From scratch, from now on, groups of students are downloading handsome Mercedes-Benz horses with your help! Small chalk is your hands, depicting the blueprint in your heart.

The * * * in the class is the charge horn on your journey, leaving the sweat behind you along the way. You will be happy for students' excellent grades, and you will patiently explain to students with poor grades. These are your children, and you can't bear to leave any of them behind.

You forgot to eat and sleep for the children, you dedicated yourself to the children, and you gave your heart to them for the children. That's it, you burn yourself, that's it, you leave the light to everyone, you have no regrets, you are willing to pay! How many days and nights have you been awake, and how many ups and downs.

Leave the knowledge and give the wonderful things to others. This is you, my beloved people's teacher! You will give knowledge wings to a child who is learning English, and you will educate naughty students into useful people. All the joys and sorrows, laughter and gratitude will make you sweet forever.

Many years later, when you see the classmates around you, you will hold their hands one by one with excited tears and never let go for a long time. When you see what they have learned, you will give them encouragement.

A small wish will let you see the fragrant peaches and plums, and a sincere word will make your heart eternal. You are so selfless and regretless, and you burn yourself so much.

When you look back, you feel that your life's hard work and sweat have not been in vain, you will be proud of it, you will be honored by it, and you will say to everyone: I am proud, I am a people's teacher.

6. I want to write my parents' composition, and I want to illustrate it with two things. One is the detail, and the other is the sketch. My dad My dad shaved his head, with a high nose and a sharp mouth. He is of medium build, with a belly full of generals, just like a general who has been killed for many years and shouldered heavy responsibilities.

Dad is a man with a wide range of hobbies. He likes sports very much, whether playing football or table tennis is first-class. He also likes to collect ancient copper coins and foreign paper money or coins. He is a typical table tennis fan. He wants to read all about table tennis, whether in newspapers or on TV, and he will never get tired of watching it. So now he knows everything. I tried several moves with him at home, and he beat me three times and twice. He spiked, killed, chopped and sometimes hit a beautiful whirlwind ball. I'm not kidding, just watching.

One day, he didn't come home from work. I went to see him. I guess as I expected, he is in the gym. He really plays table tennis in the stadium. I saw his figure from a distance. He threw his coat aside, his skirt pulled high and his hair was dripping with sweat.

He is playing table tennis with a big brother! Winning, his hand stretched out a "V"; When he failed, he gritted his teeth. It took a long time to see me.

He asked me to stand next to him. Who knows that this station stood for a long time, and it was not until the sunset that I reluctantly left.

No, the Olympic Games have started this year. He also cares about many Olympic programs like the contestants. Dad is also an excellent repairman. Everything at home is broken, and he repairs it again and again. Sometimes, even the repairman can't do anything about household appliances. Dad looked at the instructions and observed its internal structure. He took it apart in the east and put it in a suit. It didn't take long for the household appliances to be safe and sound, and the neighbors looked for him if they broke something.

Well, one day, while he was still taking a nap, he heard the car outside making a wrong sound. He immediately looked at the window and found that it was really his neighbor who was worried about the car! Dad hurried downstairs with pliers, tweezers and other important tools. When the neighbors saw him, they immediately laughed and called him "Ding Ding" and "Zhi Ya Zhi". Dad started to work. He repaired a part in a short time, took out a hammer and knocked it skillfully a few times, then fell down. When something was broken, he pulled it out with a nail puller and replaced it with a new one. He climbed into the car to see the fuel tank and opened the back cover to see the safety.

Although his hands were dirty, like a coal puller, he still smiled happily because he did another good thing. This is my father, a loving and helpful father. How can I not love him? My father is a teacher in an art primary school. He teaches sixth grade Chinese and is also an assistant to the headmaster. He is very busy.

Let me tell you a secret. He laughs so hard! Once, I joked with him, and he laughed so hard that the whole house would collapse. He likes to laugh when he is bored. He touched the back of his head and smiled for a while, and his troubles would be relieved.

He will also greet people with a smile, which makes people feel particularly concerned. My father's greatest advantage is his agility, such as typing and correcting homework.

One day, Teacher Yang asked me to give my father the lesson preparation book. I took the book and ran to the academic affairs office. Oh, dear! Don't say the door is closed, there is not even a soul. Well, I don't want to worry so much. I rushed to the sixth grade office where my father had been going. There were many people in it, but there was no father. Panting, I asked Teacher Tu, who said, "Your father was grading homework just now. Let me have a look. If he doesn't finish the approval, he will definitely come back! " "As a result, he turned to me and said," Wow! Your father moves so fast! "I think he must be correcting homework at the teacher's place.

I went to my father's classroom. No father, only one sister. She said, "He was here just now. Now he has to correct our homework and leave!" "I ran to the bottom and saw my father coming in a hurry, with a mobile phone in his hand. I heard my father say, "hello, is this Mr. Wang?" "I'm going to class three for a meeting. Please cover for me. Thank you!" I hurried to the academic affairs office and saw my father printing something in front of the computer. I gave my notebook to my father and said, "I'm exhausted because you walk so fast!" " "My father is like this. Dad, dad, good dad, good dad, I have a good dad ... whenever I hear this song, I will think of my father.

Dad is 40 years old, with a flat head and bright eyes. Dad is a soldier, so he still retains some military styles.

Dad always encourages me when I am helpless and tired, and gives me a warm harbor of strength. Once, I was seriously ill and had to be hospitalized.

It was only half a month before the final exam, and I was worried about my study. Dad seems to see my mind and accompany me to make up lessons every day.

Whenever I wake up, I always see my father's haggard face, and sometimes I cry quietly when my father changes the urinal. Finally, three days before the final exam, I recovered and was discharged from the hospital.

In the final exam, I did better and got the third place in the whole school. There was a gratified smile on dad's face.

Because my father is a soldier, he is also very strict with me. But he never hit me or scolded me, but taught me patiently.

Once, I failed in the exam, and the total score of Chinese was only 150. I want to go home. My father will hit me, but he doesn't.

I just said seriously, "It doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. Come again next time. I won't blame you as long as you try your best.

Summarize the reasons for this failure and try to do well in the next exam. Failure is the mother of success. I will always support you. "

Of course, there are no perfect people in the world, and my father is no exception. Dad loves drinking and often gets drunk. He vomited and vomited when he was drunk, and he was unconscious.

My mother and I always take care of it. I wish dad would stop drinking.

This is my father. He is one of the most grateful people in my life; He is the closest, most admired and admired man in my life.

I love my father. I have a good father. I remember a song "Good Dad" that I loved to sing when I was a child.

7. Things that bring me fun, such as painting, dancing and swimming, is about 500 words. There are details: writing books with details can make people smart, books can cultivate sentiment, and books are the ladder of human progress; In the world of books, it interprets the truth, goodness, beauty, righteousness and evil in the world; This book places great hopes on the next generation. Reading is a happy thing, and reading has a lot of fun. Let's talk about four classic novels!

The pleasure of reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms. Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Zhou Yu ... People with distinctive personalities staged one wonderful story after another among the few battles of military forces: an empty city plan, borrowing an arrow from a straw boat, and Zhou Yu with three qi ... Some of these stories make you happy, while others make you angry, especially Zhuge Liang's clever calculation is admirable. Experience the wisdom of ancient heroes, which is the pleasure of reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms.

The fun of reading Journey to the West. Presumably, the Monkey King's heroic image of beheading to exorcise demons and escorting Master to the Western Heaven must have left a deep impression on everyone. Among them, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon is the most wonderful. The Monkey King brought people infinite imagination with his wonderful story of wisdom and brave struggle against white. The miraculous transformation of Monkey King 72 is desirable. Pigs are greedy for money, and Friar Sand is honest and kind. This is the fun of reading Journey to the West.

The pleasure of reading Water Margin. One hundred and eight generals are brave and invincible. People can't help cheering again and again after watching it. Song Wu is in danger of killing tigers in Song Wu. We can also learn from the brave and resourceful spirit of struggle in life. Feel the pride of 108 generals. This is the pleasure of reading Water Margin.

The pleasure of reading A Dream of Red Mansions lies in savoring all kinds of life and feeling the joys and sorrows of life.

When you walk into the ocean of books and find the pleasure of reading, I believe you will have some feelings: "What a free golden house there is in a book, and there is Yan Ruyu in it!"

8. The most unforgettable childhood, there is a person, I will never forget. He is an ordinary kindergarten teacher. But it taught me a lot of truth, let me know how to do this, let me know how to walk better on the road of life.

One day, I was playing on the slide with a classmate. The ladder on the slide is so small that only one person can climb it at a time. We reached the ladder at the same time. Everyone wanted to go up, but no one asked us to go up. Then there was a fight. The louder the voice, the greater the anger. The result was a fight. I went to the teacher in tears. The teacher learned the ins and outs of the matter. He told us earnestly: "Students should love each other, help each other and be humble to each other, and don't destroy the feelings between students because of a little thing." The teacher didn't scold us or hit us, but told us a truth calmly. After that, the three principles of "unity and friendship, mutual help and mutual humility" were deeply engraved in my heart. Later, I became best friends with those classmates, because we all know that classmates should "help each other".

Another time, I broke a pot of flowers in the school corridor because I was naughty. The teacher saw it and said to me, "children, small plants are alive, too." Look, it's crying. " Its parents will be heartbroken. "Hear this sentence. I bowed my head in shame and silently said to my broken flower, "I'm sorry, I won't hurt you again!" " "

This ordinary teacher corrected my childhood mistakes, taught me how to be a man, and put me on the right path. She will always be the greatest in my heart!

Is this ok? If you can't do it, I'll do it for you,

Hope:

Learn and progress!

9. Write interesting childhood stories in 600 words. Write three interesting childhood stories in detail. Whenever I touch my right hand, many "interesting childhood stories" will come to my eyes, and my thoughts have drifted away unconsciously ... I was naughty and careless when I was a child, and I always liked to challenge * * *.

I just turned eight months old, and I have a tendency to climb rocks-I like to climb the top of the sofa. After my efforts, I climbed to the top of the sofa with perfect speed.

Once, when mom and dad weren't looking, I climbed to the top of the sofa like an arrow. Climbing the "peak", I feel very unhappy, my chin is slightly raised, and there are a pair of shallow dimples on both sides of the crescent moon's mouth, as if demonstrating! Inadvertently, my foot slipped, and my * * * opened two wonderful little flowers ... I grew up, still so naughty. I always make jokes because of naughty from time to time, and I am always "scarred" and black and blue.

Instead of climbing the "peak", I went to play trampoline. There is a mattress in front of the TV at home. I like to jump on this mattress when I watch cartoons.

My parents always talk to each other, but I always turn a deaf ear. When I was in a large kindergarten class, the frequency of trampoline was relatively high.

One night, my parents accompanied me to watch cartoons, and I jumped on the bed again. A pair of bright eyes closely followed the animation, and my facial expression changed and danced with the protagonist's experience. I stare at the picture and jump, and I often make some strange noises in my mouth.

Suddenly, there are flowers under my feet, "ouch!" " A scream, it turned out that my foot slipped and stepped empty, and the whole person fell heavily on the bed and could not move. My mother quickly picked me up and rushed to the orthopedic hospital with my father.

After examination, the ligament of the right hand was strained. Fortunately, there was no fracture, but it was temporarily immobile. After more than twenty days of nursed back to health, my hand fully recovered.

With this lesson, I gradually converged, and I was more complacent when watching cartoons. Everyone's childhood will be ignorant of the world, and sometimes being naughty is the only way. Only when he has experienced it will he know right and wrong.

This so-called "don't listen to the old man, there must be a way ahead."

10. Two things about my classmates. One is to write a 500-word essay. She has shiny black hair, black pearl eyes and a small cherry mouth that makes people smile. She is my classmate-Wang Ziqi. Because she is funny, we all call her "the king of funny".

I remember a spring outing, I was with her. When I was bored, she suddenly said that she wanted to jump rope. I was taken aback and thought: This place is too small, how can it accommodate her skipping rope? Besides, neither she nor I brought a rope. Just when I was imagining things, don't say that she really jumped up. When I saw it, alas, it turned out to be empty-handed! Just as she was jumping vigorously, a bang startled me. When I looked intently, it turned out that her snack bag was trampled by her, which was a false alarm. I thought she fell. At this moment, the voice of "di-er-"rang again. I thought it was an ambulance. Looking closely, it turned out that it was the "funny king" who pretended to cry and made us laugh.

If you think she can only be funny, you are all wet. She is not only funny, but also famous for her quick thinking in our class.

Once in class, the teacher asked us to continue compiling the text. Because it was difficult, no one in the class raised their hands and everyone was thinking. She thought quickly and raised her hand. "The bird came to the reindeer's house ..." It was written quickly and wonderfully, and the teacher praised her all the time.

I want to be good friends with her all my life and learn from her.