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Who knows the whole content of this joke? There was a fool whose parents taught him four sentences.
One day, a friend will visit him. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain guests.
Also specially taught him a few words:
"If a guest asks you why our peach tree is missing, you can say,' Let me cut it down and sell it';
If he asks you why the fence in our house is so messy, you can say' it was destroyed by the chaos of war';
If he asks you why there is so much money in our family, you can say,' My parents earned it hard';
If he asks you how you are so smart, you can say,' Of course, it has been in our family for generations'. "
So the son went to entertain the guests. The guest asked, "Where's your father?" The son replied, "I'll cut it and sell it!" " "
The guest was surprised and asked your mother? The son replied, "The war is over! "
The guest asks again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said, "My parents worked hard to earn it.
Yes! "
The guest asked angrily, "How can you say that!"
The son proudly said, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" " "
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