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The girl said you didn't like me, did you?

If a girl asks: Do you like me? Don't be too happy, the answer is not good, this is a pit. If you answer:No. Girls will feel humiliated, bored in conversation, and even bored in you. If you answer: Yes. No matter what you say is that you like her looks, looks or temperament, girls think that you have prostrated yourself under her pleated skirt. How can I reply humorously? Teach you a trick to reverse! You can ask her: Do you often ask others this question? At this time, girls will definitely say: Of course not. Then you say: I feel the same way. I guess you should only ask the boys you like? Have you learned? The girl said you didn't like me, did you? 2 1 Humorous answer: I like everything about you. W: What do you like about me? M: I like everything about you. W: More specifically. M: Your strengths and weaknesses. In the usual conversation with women, men's humor can easily infect women, and what men say is easily accepted by women. And even in the face of women's increasingly difficult problems, men also deal with them humorously. How can such men and women not like it? Although men's answers to women are not comprehensive, on the contrary, they are abstract, but women are easy to accept and willing to accept. This is the charm of men's humor. Rhetorical question: What do you want me to like about you? W: What do you like about me? What do you want me to like about you? W: I hope you like everything about me. Sure enough, you know me best. When a clever man answers a woman's question, sometimes he won't answer directly, because he will be afraid of his own answer and the woman will never be satisfied. So men at this time will not be led by women's problems. Instead, it will throw out some new questions, let women's thinking follow them, and then slowly tell their love stories about women. At this time, women will be as sweet as drinking honey, and their hearts will be mixed with a burst of happiness. Sincere answer: Because you are beautiful. W: What do you like about me? Because you are beautiful. W: Do you want another beautiful woman? Man: No, women all over the world are not as beautiful as you. Everyone loves beauty, especially women. They want to be beautiful forever, and they want to be beautiful in the eyes of others. So smart men will do what they like and praise the beauty of women directly. When I hear the man I love praise me like this, although I may say some sour words, in fact, women are still very happy inside. It's just that women sometimes don't want to say it, for fear that men will laugh. The girl said you didn't like me, did you? The first answer is: I like all of you. This is a simple answer, but in fact it has a deep meaning. A person, a woman, can't have only advantages and no disadvantages. To like all of you is to like not only your strengths, but also your weaknesses, or to see your strengths and ignore your weaknesses. You are like a luminous body, illuminating a person's world. Even in later life, these shortcomings will be exposed, and that man will tolerate these shortcomings, your bad temper, your little willfulness and your strange questions and ideas. Although this answer is simple, it covers a lot of content, and women are often very happy to hear it, so that men can pass the test. The second answer is: I am destined to like you. This answer is romantic like fairy tales and idol dramas. In fact, there is some truth. Men must meet many other people before meeting you, but they must join hands with you and take the next road together. I have to say, this fate is really deep. Then this answer is also a classic. Every girl has a dream like a princess. So when she asks such a question, she can answer it with this. It's fate, destiny takes a hand, and I will hold hands with you until I get old. No girl will be tempted by such a perfect answer. Once this answer comes out, even a difficult girlfriend can be handled. The third answer is: I like not only your appearance, but also your inner and outer. This answer can kill two birds with one stone, which not only praises the beauty of my girlfriend, but also shows that she is a girl with connotation. If you just answer that I like your beauty, maybe girls will think that you are superficial and only see the surface, and this answer can perfectly dispel your girlfriend's doubts. This answer shows that you are attracted to a woman's appearance at first, and then you are attracted to her interior after the interaction, so you like her appearance as well as her interior. This is also a perfect answer, which is worth learning by every boy.