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What does Slytherin buckle do?

Slytherin deducted ten points. This stalk is about Harry Potter, which means that their college has deducted him from other absurdities.

It seems that the magic teachers at Hogwarts College have been deducting points and adding points at will, and no one can stop them from favoring their own college. Professor Snape: Can't you control yourself? Or do you think it is a very proud thing to be a nasty know-it-all? " Ron: Actually, he has a point. Professor Snape: Gryffindor deducted five points.

Hermione sneezed in potions class and was deducted ten points by the magic teacher! Draco Malfoy's hair was combed smoothly, and Slytherin got a hundred points! These points and deductions are meaningless. However, Dumbledore can change the structure at will. The grading system of Hogwarts College, teachers can add and subtract points at will, which is really ridiculous.

Other related absurdities

All four colleges have their own stems, and Slytherin deducted ten points because your dean left without saying goodbye. Gryffindor deducted ten points for not hearing Gemini jokes for a long time. Hufflepuff is because your prefect hasn't come to class since the Goblet of Fire. Ravenclaw got ten points because the library is empty today.