Menstrual joke

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here, I collected a complete collection of menstrual jokes. Let's have a look!

Menstruation joke 1 wife: Husband, where are you now?

Husband: Know perfectly well past ask! Didn't I buy you tissues and sanitary napkins?

Wife: Oh, my period is coming. Let's buy something else!

Husband: Don't you usually buy these two kinds? What, this time is different?

Wife: Hee hee, you are right. It's your period, not mine!

Husband: Is my mother's sister there?

Wife: Yes. ............

Menstrual joke 2 Today, my period suddenly came, and it was inconvenient to go out, so I asked my boyfriend to help me buy sanitary napkins.

My boyfriend asked me what size to use.

I scolded: you used it for so long, don't you know what size?

Menstruation joke 3. I remember when I was a child, the jingle was: "Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. People have umbrellas and I have big heads."

Today, I heard a child singing downstairs: "It's him, it's him, it's him!" Anti-Japanese hero, period. "

Menstrual joke 4 "Daughter-in-law, go and wash the dishes."

"No, I'm going to have my period in a few days. I have to have a good rest! "

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"Daughter-in-law, this dress needs washing."

"You want me to touch cold water when I have my period?"

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"Daughter-in-law, it's time to clean up the house."

"The aunt just left, I have been bleeding for several days. I have to keep fit and not be tired! "

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"Daughter-in-law, can you always do housework these days?"

"Your fucking heart is really poisonous. I only feel comfortable and healthy for a few days a month. You are so cruel to me, asking me to do housework! "

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Menstruation joke: In the early morning of May, I opened the office cupboard to get paper. When it was about one meter, my male colleague couldn't help but say that you were wasting paper when you went to the toilet. You use our paper three times at a time, my brain replied, yes, I wiped two places, two places ... think about my shocked reply.

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