Why does everyone call me funny?

Because you have learned funny jokes, cold jokes are hard to make people happy.

1. Classic anecdote, childhood joke. When I was young, my father bought a big balloon for the Spring Festival. I grabbed it for fear that the balloon would fly as soon as I let go, so I tied it to the line with my home key and showed off everywhere that the balloon could not fly. Then I let go, and the balloon flew with the key ... Dad beat me up. ...

2. Every day, I smile on the Internet. One day, I took my nephew to a friend's wedding reception. It's not time for dinner yet. My nephew is playing with a group of little children under the table. Suddenly, he shouted, "Uncle, come and see. There is a girl here who doesn't wear underwear. " It makes me feel embarrassed!

Dad always cooks at home, and one day mom is eager to try. When four dishes were served, my father and I decided to eat them clean no matter how they tasted, in order to encourage my mother! When I reached out my chopsticks to a crab, the crab suddenly reached out and grabbed my chopsticks. ...

4. At dinner this morning, a colleague's trouser pocket was broken and 20 yuan was lost. A colleague at the back saw it and immediately stepped on it and pretended to tie his shoelaces. . . Who knows that colleague turned around and said, can you fasten it quickly? The colleague who picked up the money said, what's the matter? The colleague who lost money said: You stepped on my money!

5. Accompany my wife back to her mother's house, and my wife gave me 500 yuan as soon as she was happy. I used the money all day and paid it back to her at night. There is too much money, I dare not put it on me. I just worked overtime for four hours, got overtime pay from 23 yuan, and got off work by bus. I made a phone call, 25 yuan.

6. My primary school classmate, when he was in the third grade, asked him to go back to repair one day because the tractor broke down in the field, and his father hurried to pick him up from school! "Did you fight at school?" "er ... is it planned?" "If you fight back, it doesn't count if you don't fight back." "oh! That ... Never played ... "

7. I'm waiting in line to buy tickets. In front of me is a beautiful young woman with a charming face. A young man standing next to her has been clamoring for a young woman to hug him. The young woman kept silent. Later, shota got angry and pulled the young woman's skirt with her hand and said, "Ma Ma, if you don't talk to me again, I'll pull your skirt!" I get angry when I see this bear Haizi. I said to her mother, "A child can't adapt. Just don't hug him and see if he dares. "

8. It's too hot recently. In the morning, a new employee came to the factory. He went out to eat at noon. My partner asked him to come back and help bring two bottles of water. Because he had no change, he gave a hundred-dollar bill. Later, that guy never showed up!