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Make a funny copy of a circle of friends who stabbed themselves in the throat with nucleic acid (a collection of 40 sentences)
2. Take the road of your choice, try to live the life you want, and stop and hug yourself when you feel tired. After a long time, you have to keep warm and cold.
3. The long road of life, practice and risk management is a lifetime journey, just like this epidemic, just like the sudden bad news, are warning us to be ourselves.
These warm people will make spring come earlier.
Hope is a hard crutch, patience is a travelling bag. With them, one can embark on an eternal journey.
6. I don't know when the epidemic will end. I have no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day.
7. An epidemic has made us thoroughly understand life and understand a lot.
8. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.
9. There is no winter that can't be passed, and there is no spring that can't be passed.
10. Although mountains and rivers are sick, it is not as hospitable as human beings.
1 1. After the nucleic acid test, the canteen also resumed normal meals. Then, don't go out without increasing the burden on the country and pray for an early recovery.
12. The first thing after the epidemic will be to do a great event in life and talk about a beautiful love. Love everyone around you with limited life. Don't disappoint your youth. Brave enough to love!
13. I believe that under the cold land where diseases have ravaged, it is about to break ground in spring.
14. The dust of an era, which falls on an individual's head, is a mountain.
15. As soon as the epidemic is over, you can eat hard and do hard! If you want to meet someone, meet them, love them boldly, shout them bravely, don't wait, don't stay. Life is short, and formality will soon pass.
16. In addition to this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that we have lost the courage to face the danger. Everything will pass, and it will get better.
17. I was convinced that standing in the cold wind for an hour finally blew me a cold. I did a fart nucleic acid test, and I was not allowed to come back to catch a cold once. My brain is really abnormal.
18. If everything is difficult at the beginning, please be sure to have a happy ending.
19. Winter is long, but you know that spring will come, right?
20. If you are afraid, you won't dare to be arrogant. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.
Copy with nucleic acid (Part II) 2 1 the circle of friends who prick the throat. Accompany each other and tide over the difficulties together.
22. It's called body lock, which is good for burning the body.
23. I always said I didn't know who came first, and I earned every trip. Now I have to say that I have won every chance to see the sun tomorrow.
24. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing in the afternoon? .
25. After the exam, we will be practical, and everyone will return to normal life and be happy.
26. I have read many stories about the dead these days. A sudden epidemic just fell from the sky. Life is too fickle, and there are too many accidents in life. I really don't know when we met, so I can't say much and do a lot of things.
27. Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid testing, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.
28. We are trapped at home, but some people are trapped in winter forever!
29. Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief, and a firmness that will not waver under any changes. Whether it's suffering from frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace, the heart is always bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and a goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!
30. The sunshine from the door and sleeping at home every day make me doubt my life. This is also the longest time that Happy Dad stayed at home. This epidemic is really serious. I hope to get better soon and everything will return to normal!
3 1. It's great to be back to normal! Everything is developing in a good direction! It will get better and better!
32. The epidemic has passed. Go and see the people you want to see, do what you want, and don't leave any regrets for yourself.
33. In the middle of the night, schools do nucleic acid tests all night. Medical staff and volunteers are very hard, and it is not easy for teachers and students to queue up. I just hope the epidemic will end soon.
34. Some friends stagger the peak hours, queue up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, and pay tribute to the medical staff, wear protective clothing and take samples all night.
35. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
36. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.
37. Destined limitations can exist forever, but unyielding challenges are indispensable!
38. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests make it harder for medical workers, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
39. I hope that spring will bloom after the cold winter, and everything will reappear yesterday after the epidemic!
40. When will the epidemic be completely over without nucleic acid testing?
Do nucleic acid voice and want to poke a circle of friends.
I used to say that I didn't know who came first, and I made money every time I traveled. Now I have to say, I made money to see the sun tomorrow.
2. In the dark, people who believe in the Milky Way wander, people who believe in the moon run, and people who believe in Sun Xinyang wait for the dawn.
Don't compare yourself with others. Success is just a battle between you and yourself. No longer thinking about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of struggle.
4. Beauty is still on the road, and there is no expectation of perfection.
No matter what kind of sky is overhead, I am ready to withstand any storm.
6. Life is impermanent, I hope you have no regrets! Do what you want to do and meet the people you want to see. Be kind to every heart around you and cherish every moment. Don't wait for someone else's tea to get cold, only disappointment is left in your heart!
7. Except for life and death, it is a trivial matter, and past entanglements are stories.
8. There are thousands of flashy things, and family is the best. Only by knowing how to cherish can you be worthy.
9. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
10. The epidemic situation makes us feel suffering and life, and it also makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
1 1. We are all friends of life and death.
12. I hope that through this rough time, the mountains and rivers will be safe and the world will be peaceful.
13. No one knows how many normal people have this virus. Nucleic acid testing can't guarantee that all infected people will be found out, so clearing the future data is psychological comfort.
14. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing this afternoon? .
15. It is hypocritical to surrender without a fight; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.
16. It's great to be back to normal! Everything is developing in a good direction! It will get better and better!
17. The outbreak of the epidemic again makes me feel anxious little by little.
18. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
19. I'm worried in an emergency. The heart is, the intention is, and the greetings are. Good today, good tomorrow, good every day. All good, good health. Preventing coronavirus is better than anything else.
20. A safe distance is ok, but human sentiment is indispensable. See you in spring.
To be a nucleic acid scorpion, you should poke out cocoons (2)1in a circle of friends. You were born brave, but you chose to be fearless.
Many years later, spring has come and gone. When the sun shines on the grass, when we breathe the air freely, and when we get together happily, we must remember that it snowed on this land a few years ago.
23. An epidemic has given us a thorough understanding of life and a lot.
24. There is no winter that can't be crossed, and there is no spring that can't be crossed.
25. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.
26. Nucleic acid was tested. This morning, I went to the queue for a long time.
27. I never thought that disaster was so close to me! For individuals and families who are unfortunately infected, life and happy life come to an abrupt end. I hope to control the epidemic as soon as possible and save more lives and families!
28. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the board swings to know the hero.
29. angels in white, a kind doctor, is the most beautiful retrograde person of the times. I wish you a speedy recovery. When the epidemic is over, all of you will go home healthy … no one will be left behind.
30. After surviving the epidemic and walking through a different place, you said: Let's be together!
3 1.
32. The nose was tested for nucleic acid yesterday, and it was done in the morning. I still feel something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, from small to large, something entering the nose will make me afraid.
33. I don't know when the epidemic will end. I have no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day.
34. Because of the epidemic, my daughter has never been able to go home. The school immediately organized vaccination and nucleic acid testing. Thanks to Mr. Mianshi for giving up her holiday and always guarding a group of wild animals. On second thought, the efficiency of the school is really much higher. ...
As soon as winter is over, the warm sun comes. The hardship of this moment is like the rain before the rainbow light. Witness the arrival of spring flowers.
36. Spring will always come, and the cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!
37. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!
38. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.
Although we have never met, you must be safe.
40. Look forward to the good news in the news as you look forward to spring.
Talk about the feelings of friends hurt by nucleic acid medical staff (40 sentences)
Talking about the painful feelings of friends circle of nucleic acid medical staff (I) 1. Through the epidemic, through the strange land, you said: let's be together!
2. Dress is no longer a form. Change your style and do a nucleic acid test.
The crazy knocking at the door in the middle of the night almost scared me to death. It turned out that community workers went door to door and asked if they had done nucleic acid testing. The workers are really hard. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly and say goodbye to the virus.
4. The mountains and rivers are exotic, and the wind and the moon are the same.
5. The prelude to the storm, finally completed today's nucleic acid detection!
6. If you are afraid, you won't dare to be arrogant. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.
7. I hope that through this rough time, the mountains and rivers will be peaceful and the world will be peaceful.
8. At the critical stage of the epidemic, listen to a mantra of breaking the epidemic, calm down and wish everything well.
9. Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.
10. I had a nose nucleic acid test yesterday, only this morning. I still feel something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, from small to large, something entering the nose will make me afraid.
1 1. I really don't want to be a nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.
12. Both nucleic acid and antibody tests are normal, thank you. But I'm really sick. I feel sick everywhere except that I don't have a fever.
13. I went to do nucleic acid testing through community notification in the middle of the night. What should people who go to bed early do
14. It snowed in Wuhan, and the quiet and complex white covered the whole city silently. When the snow melts, it will be the first touch of spring scenery we see.
15. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
16. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of cultivation.
17. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so I will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
18. Do the nucleic acid test. The aunt in front is wearing a strong silver-killing perfume, and I feel that I will suffocate in the next second.
19. I don't know when the epidemic will end. There are no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day.
20. It turns out that the country and the people are busy and full of people.
Talking about the feelings of friends who were stabbed by nucleic acid medical staff (2)1. This is called body lock, which is good for burning the body.
22. We are trapped at home, but some people are trapped in winter forever!
23. Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief, and a firmness that will not waver under any changes. Whether it's suffering from frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace, the heart is always bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and a goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!
24. The limitations of fate can last forever, but unyielding challenges are indispensable!
25. I didn't know there were so many beautiful ladies in the community if it weren't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ah, hahaha, do you want to seize the opportunity to take off the order?
26. Going out in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, everyone is very conscious and orderly, and our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !
27. It is not a problem to queue up for nucleic acid late at night. A historic moment.
28. If Nanjing Airport had worked a little harder, we wouldn't have got up in the middle of the night for nucleic acid testing.
29. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for the arrival of spring!
I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" can eliminate this disease and disaster as soon as possible.
3 1. An epidemic, know everything!
32. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, whether it is love or hate, living is the most important thing.
33. Just like a train passing through a dark tunnel, those difficult moments you encounter will eventually break through the tight encirclement and usher in vitality.
34. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust mentality, strengthen confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and live a perfect life!
35. I believe that after this baptism, mankind has awakened! Pray for an early victory over this disaster!
36. After waiting in line for nucleic acid, I drove for almost an hour, and finally got home to play with my mobile phone comfortably, which was destroyed by Lao Wang's voice.
37. An epidemic, wake you up!
38. May the world be peaceful, and you and I will be safe, full of flowers and warm as ever.
39. Some friends stagger the peak hours, queue up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, and pay tribute to the medical staff, wear protective clothing and take samples all night.
40. If it weren't for the epidemic, I should be in the valley with my boyfriend and sister now, instead of waiting in line with my family for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night.
Do a nucleic acid test and poke out the humorous sentences in the circle of friends.
Do a nucleic acid test and poke a throat in the circle of friends (I) 1. What do you mean, naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
Maybe it won't be long before my throat gets cocoon.
3. Waiting in line for nucleic acid detection in the middle of the night, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
If it weren't for the epidemic, I should be in the valley with my boyfriend and sister now, instead of waiting in line with my family for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night.
When I woke up, all my friends were doing nucleic acid all night, so I quickly looked at my health code.
6. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.
7. The world is big, but happiness is small. I hope not only that spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic. May all the good things come as scheduled.
8. We were all hermaphroditic until the results of nucleic acid test came out.
9. Where there is a flower of love in full bloom, there is vitality.
10. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.
1 1. My nest, my mother's house and my husband's house have all collapsed. Let's end this epidemic quickly. The children have done four rounds of nucleic acid testing.
12. An epidemic, wake you up!
13. As soon as winter is over, the warm sun comes. The hardship of this moment is like the rain before the rainbow light. Witness the arrival of spring flowers.
14. It snowed in Wuhan, and the quiet and complex white covered the whole city silently. When the snow melts, it will be the first touch of spring scenery we see.
15. As soon as the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged, some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!
16. It is not easy to queue up for nucleic acid detection in the scorching sun.
17. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" can eliminate this disease and disaster as soon as possible.
18. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; Growing up, homesickness is a sour nucleic acid report (nucleic acid detection circle of friends copy)
19. The recent epidemic and all the unknowns remind us all the time that things are impermanent, so we should cherish the road ahead and cherish the people in front of us.
20. I only hope that after the epidemic is over, my life can start a new journey. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.
A humorous remark in a circle of friends about using nucleic acid to detect throat prick (2)1. The epidemic made me know myself again. I live in the ocean of life, but I am ordinary!
22. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, no money, no honor.
23. After surviving the epidemic and walking through a different place, you said: Let's be together!
24. Although mountains and rivers are ill, it is not as good as human hospitality.
25. Before the epidemic broke out again, I finished our wedding and happened to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
26. The person who can accompany you to the end in life is not necessarily the person you love the most! Perhaps the people who accompany you through the epidemic are the people who cherish you the most!
27. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!
28. Going out in the middle of the night to queue up for nucleic acid testing, everyone is very conscious and orderly, and our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !
29. I was frozen in the cold for three hours and did a nucleic acid test. I'm numb with cold.
30. If the nucleic acid test results are normal, I can lift the isolation and walk around the campus. I am very excited. I'm going to buy a bachelor suit now!
3 1. Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid detection, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.
32. Please punish me if I do something wrong, but don't do the national nucleic acid test in the early morning.
33. At the end of the epidemic, there is nothing unworthy, such as hot pot, milk tea, string string and beer.
34. My brain collapsed and I was awakened in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is doing all night.
35. Spring is coming, let's have a good hug.
36. These warm people will make spring come earlier.
There is a star in the sky and a man on the ground.
38. Take the road of your choice and try to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. After a long time, you have to keep warm and cold.
39. In times of crisis, heroes come forth in large numbers.
40. Except for life and death, everything is trivial, and past entanglements are stories.
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