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Cixi likes to drink human milk, and the wet nurse who provides milk is luxurious. Why did they all end up miserable?

Cixi was described as an old witch by some rumors in unofficial history and some records in modern Chinese. There are two theories about her quirk of drinking human milk. One said she loved beauty, and the other said she was sick. Either way, the person who finally provided milk to Cixi was miserable in the end.

The first kind, sick.

This disease does not mean that Cixi is mentally ill (almost), but that Cixi got a strange disease in her later years. Doctors prescribe too many prescriptions, that is, drinking human milk for a long time can cure it. What is the specific disease? I'm not a medical expert, so I can't give an answer. Some people who know medicine can learn about science, and what strange diseases can be cured by drinking human milk! Anyway, for us ordinary people, it will take eight years to grab a handful of weeds and cook two pairs of medicine. For a large family, it may be necessary to prescribe four catties of ginseng and six catties of velvet antler to make up for it. However, it is really rare for Cixi to drink human milk as a treatment.

Second, Cixi loves beauty and wants to live a long life.

We modern people not only use cosmetics, but also milk bath, facial cleanser and so on. This shows that everyone has a love of beauty! This Cixi doesn't know which charlatan told her that drinking human milk would make her beautiful and young forever. So I gathered these pregnant women in the crowd to be my own wet nurses. In fact, the beauty and longevity of drinking human milk is also deceptive. If drinking human milk can really make people stay young and become immature, there will be no such word as old people in the world. Longevity is also impossible, and no one can live forever. Plus looking at the photos left by Cixi, it's ugly! If she could really stay young forever, the photos taken by Cixi in her later years would not be so ugly.

Third, execute the wet nurse.

In addition, the reason for these wet nurses is very simple, and children are still ashamed to breastfeed. A bad old woman is breast-feeding, which will be laughed at by thousands of people when it is spread to the people. What's more, it is the royal identity of Cixi. For her own face, for the face of the royal family, Cixi naturally won't let the wet nurses die well!