Who can tell me some jokes about "mobile"?

One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt anxious outside and had to go to the public toilet.

"What are you doing?" shouted the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I'm the boss of China Mobile, and I'm worried."

"Don't you know you have to pay for everything now?" Auntie.

"Okay, how much is it?"

"5 cents in, 3 cents out." The aunt looked at him.

“You have to charge for everything?” The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We have two-way charging here. If you get a toilet package, you can charge one-way.

"Okay, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee? "The aunt held the money and asked.

"Shit, hurry up. ”

“Well, do you need to apply for a set meal? If you poop fifty times in one go, we can give you a discount for pooping another thirty times. "The aunt said.

"Stop talking, I'll go in first and come out to pay right away. "After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time of fun.

"Sir, you chose pit number 5. You have to pay a 50 cent fee for number selection. You stayed in it. I didn’t say not to choose to play music, so I charged 60 cents each time. In addition, if you squat in there for fifteen minutes and one second, you will be charged 5 cents per minute for the first minute and 40 cents per minute for the subsequent minutes. Any less than one minute will be billed as one minute. In addition, since your excretion takes up our sewer broadband, please pay an additional monthly fee. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay a visitor display fee of 1 yuan. "The boss has already stayed there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. Boss, you have to pay 59.4 yuan. If you don't pay after the due date, the daily fee will be three thousandths. Late payment fees will be calculated without further notice. When the accumulation reaches one thousand yuan, we will use legal means to demand payment."

Just after the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fainted in the urinal with a "plop"!!

The boss of China Mobile said in a daze: Is there any rule left?

The aunt said: I have the final say on my territory