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What interesting stories do you know in "Journey to the West"?

Episode 1 lt; The Monkey King comes out for the first time gt;

There is a fairy stone on the top of the Huaguo Mountain on the seaside of Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai Country. One day, the fairy stone burst into pieces, shocking the earth and the earth, and turned into a stone monkey. This stone monkey is agile and intelligent. He made friends with a group of monkeys and found a good place to settle down in Shuilian Cave. The group of monkeys respects the Stone Monkey as the Monkey King. In search of the immortal formula, the Monkey King sailed across the ocean alone on a raft and came to a fishing village. He found clothes, stole shoes and hats, and went to restaurants to drink and eat noodles. He made a lot of jokes and learned a lot about people. The Monkey King searched all the way and finally boarded the Fangcun Lingtai and paid homage to Patriarch Bodhi in the Sanxing Cave of Xianyue. The ancestor named him Sun Wukong. From then on, Wukong studied Zen, learned martial arts, and mastered the skills of seventy-two transformations. On the Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys are in danger. Wukong came back on a cloud and started a fight with the Demon King.

Episode 2 lt; Guan Feng Bi Ma Wen gt;

The Monkey King defeated the Demon King. Huaguo Mountain was filled with joy. The little monkeys performed martial arts every day and were very happy. Wukong broke into the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea and asked the Dragon King for the sea-suppressing needle - the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Although this stick weighs 13,500 kilograms, it can support the sky and the ground. The small needle can be hidden in the ear. Wukong was drunk and fell asleep. Suddenly, he saw two ghosts coming to demand his life. Wukong made a fuss in the Yama Palace and ordered the judge to take out the book of life and death and delete the monkey's birth year and death month with one stroke. The Dragon King and the King of Hell went to the Jade Emperor to complain. The Jade Emperor sent Taibai Jinxing to the lower realm to appease the Monkey King and asked him to serve as an official in heaven. Wukong went happily. Under Wu Quxingjun's teasing, the Jade Emperor made him Bima Wen. When Wukong realized that he was just a horseman, he turned back to Huaguo Mountain in anger, raised the banner, and called himself the Monkey King. The Jade Emperor couldn't tolerate it, so he asked King Tota and Nezha to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to kill Huaguo Mountain.

Episode 3lt; The Great Sage Havoc in the Heavenly Palace gt;

The tall and powerful pioneer giant spirit god is no match for the clever and clever Sun Wukong. Nezha steps on a fire wheel and comes to the rescue , was also beaten to the point of losing his armor. The Jade Emperor had no choice but to summon Kong Shangtian for the second time, grant him the title of Monkey King, and assign him to take charge of the Peach Garden. The Queen Mother is going to hold a "Peach Peach Festival", and seven fairies go to the garden to pick fairy peaches. When the Great Sage heard that the Queen Mother had not invited him to the grand gathering, he rode on the auspicious clouds and went straight to the Yaochi Pavilion. He drank the fairy wine, ate the fairy elixir secretly, took away the fairy peaches, and returned to the Huaguo Mountain. On the recommendation of Guanyin, the Jade Emperor sent Erlang Shen to capture Wukong. Wukong and Erlang each showed their magical powers and fought endlessly, regardless of the outcome. Taishang Laojun threw the diamond sleeve from the sky and knocked down Wukong. The Jade Emperor ordered the heavenly soldiers to take Wukong to the demon-slaying platform, chop him with swords and axes, and set him on fire with thunder, but he was not damaged at all. The immortals gave advice, and Taishang Laojun took Wukong back to Tushita Palace, threw him into the Bagua furnace, and refined it with the three flavors of real fire. Unexpectedly, after forty-nine days, the Monkey King still jumped out of the elixir furnace lively and refined a pair of pills. Fierce eyes and golden eyes. In anger, he went to the Lingxiao Palace.

Episode 4 lt; 4 Imprisoned in the Five Elements Mountain gt;

The Jade Emperor invited Tathagata Buddha from the West. Tathagata fought with Wukong, but Wukong could not turn out Tathagata's palm. Tathagata turned his five fingers into the "Five Elements Mountain" and pressed Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain. The Heavenly Palace held an Anti-Tian Conference to celebrate the subjugation of the demon monkey and peace in the world. At the foot of Five Elements Mountain, the Monkey King is lonely and desolate, experiencing rain, snow, wind and frost. Five hundred years later, Guanyin was ordered to go to the East to look for Buddhist scriptures. He transformed into an old monk, learned about the life experience of the eminent monk Xuanzang in the Chang'an Hotel, and chose him to learn Buddhist scriptures. Xuanzang's surname was Chen. His father won the first prize, but he and his wife were killed by bandits on their way to official positions. The thieves kidnapped Mrs. Chen. The wife gave birth to a posthumous son. She reluctantly placed the baby on a wooden board and threw it into the river. The elder of Jinshan Temple rescued the baby and named him Jiang Liu'er. Later, he grew up to be the eminent monk Xuanzang. Xuanzang was determined to seek Buddhist scriptures from the West. Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty became his brother and gave Xuanzang the cassock given by Guanyin. Xuanzang went on the road and stayed overnight in an Orion hut. The thought of crossing the Liangjie Mountains tomorrow aroused his longing for his homeland and made it difficult to sleep.

Episode 5 lt; The Monkey King Protects Tang Monk gt;

Wukong once received Guanyin’s guidance and was willing to convert to Buddhism, waiting day and night for Buddhist scripture seekers. Xuanzang Road passes through Wuxing Mountain, where he uncovered the Tathagata's seal, rescued Wukong, and named him Sun Xingzhe. The master and his disciples walked together and stayed in the farmhouse at night. In a ray of white light, Tang Monk's white horse disappeared. Wukong found Yingchou Stream and fought fiercely with the little white dragon, but he never won.

At night, three robbers came to rob the farmhouse. Wukong killed all the robbers. Tang Monk blamed him for killing, and Wukong left his master in anger. Under the persuasion of the Old Dragon King of the East China Sea, Wukong changed his mind, and from the old Dragon King's story, he understood what happened to the Dragon Prince of the West Sea. Tang Monk was traveling west alone. On the way, he met a woman who was transformed by Guanyin. She gave him a brocade flower hat and taught him the tightening curse. Wukong returned to his master, put on the flower hat, and was restricted by the tightening curse from then on. Guanyin came to enlighten her, and the little white dragon became Tang Monk's white dragon horse.

Episode 6 lt; Disaster Begins at Guanyin Yuan gt;

The master and the disciple came to Guanyin Yuan and were warmly received by Elder Jinchi. Wukong showed off his cassock to the elder. The elder suddenly became greedy and lent the cassock back to his room to watch. In order to occupy the cassock, Elder Jinchi ordered the monks to set fire to kill Tang Monk and his disciples. Wukong went to Nantianmen to borrow a fire shield from King Guangmu to protect his master, and then blew the divine wind and burned Guanyin Yuan to ashes. The elder was ashamed and frightened, fell into the fire, burned himself to death. The treasure cassock had already been robbed by the furbolg in Blackwind Mountain, and they wanted to hold a "Buddha Clothing Club" to show off the treasure. Wukong invited Guanyin and subdued the black bear monster.

Episode 7lt; Plan to Collect Zhu Bajiegt;

A strange thing happened in Gao Laozhuang: Miss Gao was snatched away by the government, and Mr. Gao and his wife cried all the way, which alarmed the people. Pig Wuneng is sleeping soundly in the grass. Lao Zhu rescued Miss Gao. Mr. Gao and his wife wanted to marry Wu as their son-in-law. At the banquet, Wu Neng showed his true colors drunkenly and scared away the guests. Miss Gao also refused to stay in the same room. Wu Neng could only lock Miss Gao in the back garden and not allow her to meet her parents and family. Wukong and his master came to stay in the village. Wukong used a clever trick to figure out the origin of Zhu Wuneng. Zhu Wuneng was once the Marshal of Tianpeng. He was sent to the lower world for teasing Chang'e and was mistakenly cast into a pig fetus. After being enlightened by Guanyin, he was waiting for a disciple. Tang Monk accepted him as his disciple and named him Zhu Bajie.

Episode 8 lt; Three Difficulties on the Road;

On Huangfengling Ridge, a strange wind blew, and Tang Monk was captured by the monster. In order to save his master, Wukong fought against the yellow wind monster, but his eyes were injured by the monster wind. The transformed old mother of Lishan healed Wukong's eyes. Wukong invited Lingji Bodhisattva to subdue the yellow-haired sable, which turned into the Yellow Wind King. The three masters and disciples came to the Liusha River, and Wukong fought several times with Sha Wujing who was waiting for the Buddhist scriptures. Guanyin's disciple Mu Zha arrived and explained the situation, so Tang Monk accepted Sha Wujing as his disciple, and the four masters and disciples continued their journey westward. In a manor, the hospitable hostess wanted to marry Monk Tang as her husband, and she wanted to marry her three daughters to Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng. Only Bajie was so moved that he sneaked into the back hall to get married in heaven, causing a lot of jokes. The hostess and three daughters were originally the old mother of Lishan and the three Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra, and they were here specifically to test Tang Monk and his disciples. Bajie was teased and felt very ashamed.

Episode 9 lt; Eating ginseng fruit secretly gt;

Tang Monk and his disciples went to Wuzhuang Temple to stay. Qingfeng and Mingyue, two Taoist boys, gave two ginseng fruits to Monk Tang on the orders of Master Zhenyuan. The causal type resembles a baby, and Tang Monk did not dare to eat it. Bajie encouraged Wukong to steal ginseng fruits from the garden and share them with his brothers. Er Daotong found out that the fairy fruit was missing and scolded Tang Monk and his disciples. Wukong became angry and knocked down the ginseng tree. That night, the four masters and disciples left in a hurry, but the Immortal Zhenyuan who came back from Miluo Palace used magic to capture them back. Wukong promised to search for immortal prescriptions and heal the fruit trees.

Episode 10lt;Three Fights of White-Bone Spiritsgt;

Mrs. White-Bone wanted to eat Tang Monk’s meat, but was afraid that Sun Wukong’s piercing eyes would see through the truth, so she transformed into a village girl and an old man three times. The woman, the old man, and the old man moved Tang Seng's compassion. Tang Seng was really fooled by the white-bone spirit's transformation, but he was discovered by Sun Wukong three times and was beaten to death with a golden cudgel. Tang Monk believed that Sun Wukong was killing innocent people indiscriminately and was determined to drive Wukong away. With a paper of disparagement in hand, Wukong burst into tears. Tang Seng couldn't help but shed tears when he thought of the past master-disciple relationship.

Episode 11 lt; Wisdom to inspire the Monkey King gt;

On the way to obtain scriptures, Tang Monk accidentally broke into the cave of the yellow-robed monster. The yellow-robed monster's wife was originally Baihuaxi, the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, who was kidnapped into Boyue Cave thirteen years ago. She quietly let Tang Seng go and asked him to deliver a message to her father. The three masters and disciples went to Baoxiang Kingdom. The king missed his daughter and asked Bajie and Sha Seng to go up the mountain to slay the demon. The two are no match for monsters, Sha Monk is captured, and Bajie escapes back to Guanyi.

The yellow-robed monster turned into a handsome man and went to the country to visit his father-in-law. He also used magic to transform Tang Monk into a tiger and imprisoned him in a cage. In order to save the master, Bai Longma turned into a palace maid and waited for an opportunity to assassinate the yellow-robed monster, but was unable to do so and was injured and dived into the water. Bajie came to Huaguo Mountain and used the provocation method to invite Sun Wukong back.

Episode 12lt; Treasure Hunting Lotus Cave gt;

Wukong and Bajie fight the yellow-robed monster: It turns out that the yellow-robed monster is one of the twenty-eight constellations - Kuimu In the lower realm of Wolf Star, Wukong asked the Twenty-Seven Constellations to recall him to the Heavenly Court. Wukong breaks the evil spell, helps his master regain his original form, and makes master and apprentice reconcile. On the way west, Bajie patrolled the mountains and captured the Golden Horn King of Lotus Cave. King Yinjiao used the mountain-moving method again, suppressing Wukong while taking Tang Monk, Sha Monk and White Horse back to the cave. After Wukong struggled to escape, after several twists and turns, he finally put the Silver-Horned King into the gourd. At this time, Taishang Laojun came and took away the Golden Horn and Silver-Horned King transformed by the gold and silver Taoist boys who made alchemy. .

Episode 13lt; Eliminating Demons from the Black Chicken Kingdom gt;

The "King" of the Black Chicken Kingdom neglected the queen, and did not allow the prince and mother to see each other. The old relationship between husband and wife and father and son seemed to be gone. Pay it forward. Tang Monk and his disciples stayed in a Zen temple. In the middle of the night, Tang Monk fell into a trance and fell into a dream: he saw an ancient well under a banana tree, and a deceased king disappeared and appeared in the green smoke. He told Tang Monk about the past when he was pushed into the well by a demon, and he begged for help. Revenge him. When the prince was offering incense, Tang Seng invited the prince into the Zen room and showed the token given to Tang Seng by the late king. The prince secretly met with his mother and told the truth. Bajie dived into the well, carried out the king's body, and asked for the Resurrection Pill from Taishang Laojun, and the king was resurrected. Husband and wife, father and son were immersed in the happiness of reunion. The demon path ended in failure, and the false king turned out to be Manjushri Bodhisattva's mount, a green-haired lion.

Episode 14lt; Battle with Red Boygt;

There is a Red Boy in the dry pine stream in the deep mountains. He is the son of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess. He is powerful in magic, naughty and competitive. , waiting for Tang Seng’s master and apprentice to pass by, and wanted to use Tang Seng’s meat to honor his parents. Hong Hai'er used the bitter meat trick to win Tang Seng's trust, and took the opportunity to kidnap Tang Seng into the Huoyun Cave. Wukong and Bajie went to find their master. Red Boy led a group of little goblins and breathed fire, which burned Wukong and Bajie and fled. Wukong invited the Dragon King of the Four Seas to drop rain from the sky. Not only did the fire not go out, but it burned more intensely. Wukong was also burned and fell into a deep stream. Wukong was unconscious and dying. The Dragon King and Bajie rescued Wukong. Bajie volunteered to invite Guanyin, but was captured by the fake Guanyin transformed into a cave by Red Boy. In the end, Guanyin used the lotus throne to subdue the red boy and accepted him as a good boy.

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