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He said: if you don't eat coriander, we can't be together!
He said this to me with a serious face. At that time, my mind was blank, and the hot air of the hot pot burned my heart.
This is my boyfriend who has been in love for three years. Although it is inevitable to stumble, I always thought that I had found the ultimate destination of my life at this age.
But just today, he suddenly broke up with me. The reason is like a joke. Yes, just because I don't like coriander. But isn't it the first time you know me?
The man in front of me looked at me with angry eyes and then continued to pick up chopsticks to eat.
I seem to have made an unforgivable mistake. It turns out that not eating coriander can be the same as cheating!
I don't know whether I am angry or sad. Tears are dripping. I don't know what to say. I never thought about the outcome of such a play.
The boiling water in the hot pot boiled out my favorite fish balls, but it was so tasteless at this moment.
I put the chopsticks down, turned my head and choked and said, OK.
He may be surprised that I didn't refute as usual and even angered him. While eating, he said, Will eating coriander kill you? I hate this melodramatic girl. Can't you indulge me when you are with me?
I really want to laugh. Is it melodramatic not to eat coriander? Everyone has something they don't like, so everyone is melodramatic!
I answered him faintly: then why don't you indulge me and eat?
This sentence completely angered him. I know his temper. I always have a good temper and can obey absolutely.
He slapped chopsticks on the bowl, and I was still shocked, but I still hung my head, didn't look at him, and didn't speak.
"Well, you still have a reason, and I won't waste time eating it!" Say that finish, he got up and checked out, and strode away alone.
I didn't catch up, so I slowly picked up my bag and went to the coffee shop downstairs.
I read an article called a bloody case caused by steamed bread before. Should my story be called a breakup caused by a bowl of coriander?
I suddenly feel that feelings are sometimes really fragile. Of course, many people will say that this is just an excuse to break up. He doesn't love you long ago.
But I still want to say, confession is so beautiful, can the excuse for breaking up be less bad?
If there is only one time in life, how nice it would be!
At the beginning, the perfection in my heart gradually peeled off with time, but when I was naked and honest, I was disgusted because of a little imperfection. You give your enemy your heart and soul, but he is not satisfied with you at all.
Some people say that two people have to run in together and endure each other before they can go on.
But when two people are together, they will become what the other person likes. Is that still me you liked?
I can tolerate your bad temper and laziness, but sorry, I can't!
I won't change you. Everyone has shortcomings, and it's not my fault that I don't like coriander.
I like reading books and you like playing games. I can't give up reading and playing games with you just to accommodate you. Everyone has his own life. When two people are together, they don't interfere with each other and don't feel embarrassed and bored. They take care of each other. I listen to your story and laugh with you. This is the best state for two people.
I heard a song, and there was a lyric in it that I thought was particularly nice.
Heard too many reasons to break up.
But few people talk about it.
The reason to be together
We are separated for various reasons, but why we were together in the first place is not important.
But I always believe that there will be a person who likes you from beginning to end, turns love into love and lives in the most comfortable posture!
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