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I lost face abroad, and the red carpet is a demon star. Let's see who has the least restrictions.
Ma Su, a beautiful horse, calls herself a "beautiful horse", which shows that she is a person who feels quite good about herself. How else can she stay on the red carpet in Cannes for six minutes? You know, the red carpet in Cannes is only 20 meters, and it's fast enough to walk six minutes in Zhong Zhen. This is to let foreigners see how beautiful her 360-degree rhythm is without dead ends. But the reporter behind her doesn't seem to care much about her. It's embarrassing, but it doesn't matter if the horse is beautiful.
Fan Bingbing talked about red carpets and carpet stars, how could he not mention Fan Bingbing? As the first major in red carpet, her red carpet style is hotly debated by everyone. On the one hand, as a first-line star, she really lacks works and loves to show off on the red carpet. On the other hand, her robes and cranes have really become a hot topic, and even won the praise of foreign fashion media, which can be said to be the most successful carpet star. Probably to see Fan Bingbing get attention.
Everyone must remember Zhang Yin's style of red and green cotton-padded jacket. Described as "shocking people" by an old online buzzword. The waterfall bangs menstruation's head, and the word "big flower cotton-padded jacket" eyebrows. What should foreigners do if they think that the aesthetics of China people are like this? China element, at least China people can enjoy it first. Don't wear clothes that China people don't like. It's scary to wear them abroad!
Showing up on the red carpet in armor. In addition, there is a woman with a tall ponytail and a big hole in her chest exposing the eastern and western hemispheres. The improved high-slit cheongsam is embroidered with Chinese totem, but the thread wrapped around the edge of the dress falls off. Seeing the camera, she made a "fist gesture", with sharp eyes and the taste of Jianghu children. Later, some netizens pointed out that she was actually a little coffee actress Miya; The other one was dressed in a phosphor dark V dress, which was teased like a skirt rented from a wedding dress shop in Pianxiang, which was full of cheapness.
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