Learn humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, interesting and touching tips and advertising words on 49 pages of Chinese below grade five.

A jewelry store was stolen. When the police arrived at the scene, they found a drunk lying there. In order to find out the whereabouts of the jewels, the police found a bucket of cold water, pushed the drunk's head into the water and asked, "Did you see those jewels?"

The drunk opened his misty eyes and said, "Sorry, I really can't find it. You'd better change a diver! " "

A family gave birth to a son, a gifted baby. After a child is born, he can talk and recognize people.

Start your own family. Sadly, the relatives died as soon as the child called them.

The child called grandpa, who was drinking water and choked to death at once. The child called grandma, and grandma was crossing.

Entered the threshold, fell down and died.

The father of the child saw that the child was so old, took a look at the child and was preparing to run away from home. I didn't expect the child's

Sweep your eyes and open your mouth. Father trembled with fear. Sure enough, the child called "Dad". Father's heart

Suddenly sank to the bottom of the sea: "I can't die like this, I will die in bed!" " "Father climbed with his legs.

Get into bed and wait for death.

Waiting and waiting, my father waited for hours, but he never died. Father's loyalty jumped up: "baby!" "

Can't beat his father! "。 Father is spreading everywhere.

At this time, the neighbor's sister-in-law came to inform her father with tears: "My poor husband was fine just now and suddenly cried."

I don't know how I died! "