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Water the fake flowers every day.

Everything grows in spring. Many friends like to plant flowers and vegetables at home, and prefer to visit flower shops.

In spring, flowers and plants show new buds, full of vitality, and the buds are in bud, which makes people feel happy.

But when you buy some flowers and plants, you must remember that you should never choose fake flowers. What is a fake flower? Many friends may not have experienced it.

Some plants are difficult to blossom originally, but some merchants will insert some fake flowers on their own plants in order to attract people, which is enough to confuse the real with the fake. After a lifetime of cultivation, they will not fail, but there are still many people who don't know the truth and buy them happily.

In fact, raising flowers is to raise a mood. I like to watch plants grow from small to large, from small buds to trees, which is very fulfilling. Buying fake flowers is really ridiculous.

Some time ago, I saw the news that a woman bought flowers and plants and often watered and fertilized them according to the time. As a result, it was discovered half a year later that it was a fake flower, and even if it was scalded with boiling water, it would not change color, which really made people laugh and cry.

In order to prevent this kind of joke, we must keep in mind these easily adulterated flowers.

First, Chung Shan Man is easy to insert artificial flowers.

Maybe many people don't notice this small potted green plant. In Chung Shan Man, it looks like a mountain, with layers of twigs standing upright. It is a cactus plant with few thorns, just like the delicate pattern on the edge. This small potted succulent plant looks more delicate.

But in the flower shop, in order to make it more attractive, many flower shops will insert some colorful flowers in it.

These small flowers look conspicuous, and if you add thousands of flowers, the price will be more expensive. In fact, they are just round flowers with small wires, which look very bright.

Because it is an artificial flower, it will always stay at the top.

However, it is not recommended to buy this kind of Wanzhong Mountain, because it is a wire plug, with the later growth.

The holes in this flower arrangement will form defects, which will affect the face value later. Besides, the price of this kind of flower is relatively expensive. It's better to buy an ordinary flower that doesn't bloom, and it hasn't turned into a Chung Shan Man after tightening. It is also cheaper to take it home and take care of it, and it will get better and better later.

But this kind of mountain is difficult to blossom, so don't try to make it blossom.

Second, the crane orchid is easy to insert artificial flowers.

Many friends of crane orchid may have seen it in a flower shop. The plant is only 30-40 cm, but they will all bloom a beautiful and aura crane orchid in a flowerpot, just like a crane taking off, which is very popular.

In fact, most of these orchids are artificial flowers. It seems that its flowers are inserted with wire, and the price of the crane orchid with flowers is more expensive, but it is a joke to buy it home.

This kind of crane orchid is a seedling of common crane orchid. If it really grows to blossom, it will take at least five or six meters to blossom, so it is difficult to raise it at ordinary times.

This kind of crane orchid is a foliage variety.

The interior is elegant, upright and decorative. If you want to buy a flowering crane orchid, you can buy one with small leaves. The leaves are gray-green, the value of the leaves is not high, but the flowering performance is very strong.

This kind of seedling of Helan is to trick some novices into planting flowers. This kind of artificial flower is inserted in it, and there is no sense of accomplishment in raising it. Even if it is watered and fertilized every day, it will not change. It is better to buy a bunch of artificial flowers at home, without spending so much money.

Third, gold diamonds are easy to insert fake flowers.

Golden diamond is a foliage plant with heart-shaped leaves, high density and beautiful whole plant, which can be placed at home, living room and other places and has strong ornamental value.

However, in order to increase its appearance and raise its price, many merchants will insert some brightly colored fake flowers in its flowerpots.

This artificial flower is like the shape of calla lily, but it is funny when you look closely, because it will open two or three flowers of different colors in a flowerpot and look colorful. In fact, if you think about it with your head, you can know which plant will produce flowers of several colors at once.

However, many small white flowers will be deceived by this trick, and it is still very nice to buy them home.

In fact, this kind of flower is made of plastic, one is to improve the appearance, and the other is to raise the price.

If you keep this kind of gold diamond at home, it is difficult to bloom. This is a foliage plant.

Therefore, when buying this kind of gold diamond, we must be cautious and use our brains more. I bought worthless flowers and plants and left them at home without a sense of accomplishment.

Fourth, the golden branches and jade leaves are easy to insert fake flowers.

Jade leaf with golden branches is a common small succulent plant, which is difficult to bloom, but in the flower shop, you will see that the jade leaf with golden branches is also a fake flower. It uses a small wire inserted at the top of the leaf, which looks bright and neatly trimmed.

This kind of small flower, which does not fade for a lifetime, is to match its face value.

The golden branches and jade leaves are not very beautiful when they are open. They are mainly plants that observe the shape, leaves and stems, so when you buy any kind of plants, you should consider their uses and protect the environment.

The price of fake flowers is much higher.

If you want to raise golden branches and jade leaves, you can actually grow into a small pile in one year by pinching a branch, and it grows quickly. There is no need to buy this kind of artificial flower with golden branches and jade leaves.

Fifth, the bachelor tree is easy to insert fake flowers.

Bougainvillea is a Euphorbiaceae plant and a common small succulent plant. Bougainvillea itself is difficult to blossom, but many people will insert red flowers at its top for its value. If a thread is inserted into succulents for later maintenance, the top of bougainvillea will also sag and its face value will be damaged. Many bougainvillea are very compact flowerpots.

In fact, it has just been propagated and cut. After being inserted, the branches are neat, the height is neat, and the face value is relatively high.

And the price is a little expensive, but it is not recommended to buy this fleshy little bachelor tree, because its juice is toxic, which will affect people at home more or less, and the juice will be in danger of blindness when it comes into contact with eyes, so it is not recommended to raise this succulent plant with or without flowers.