Joke: The story of the tortoise _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

It is said that the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea wants to recruit a new prime minister, and a pretentious bastard also wants to take a chance. But he didn't have enough weight to be rejected by others, and this bastard was persistent and came again the next day. Think about it this time, hey! No more, no less is just right. The examiner wondered, "Yesterday was not enough weight. Is it enough today? " There must be an article in it In order to maintain the principle of equality of kings before the law, I want to get to the bottom of it! "This old bastard is in charge when he arrives, which really tells him to find out the problem-the little bastard has fish in his ear! Oh! The old bastard was furious and scolded the fish: "What are you doing here? "! ? Want to die! !" Small fish is very wronged and says, "I didn't do anything?" Don't tell jokes to the tortoise? "