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1, I have something to call my friend.

Me: "What are you doing?"

Friend: "I'm collecting money from grandpa."

Me: "Where are you in the bank now? I will come to you. "

Friend: "Cemetery."

Me: "..."

When I was in Grade Three, I ran and exercised every morning. On the first day, a boy came to chat with the person next to me, met a pit and fell down. Everyone laughed. The next day, when I was running and exercising, I saw the pit in front of me. The boy turned around and loudly introduced to everyone: "I fell into this pit yesterday!" " As soon as his voice fell, he fell down in this pit again, and the whole class laughed crazy!

In the last CET-6, a talent was found cheating by the invigilator. The teacher walked past him and left a sentence: I won't catch this, the correct rate is too low! That classmate is a mess. ...

3, I love beauty … I pretend to be my little niece every day … One day I was shy when I went out to play with someone I like … I took her to ease my embarrassment … I seldom ate lunch and pretended to be a lady … She suddenly said, Smelly, you really pretend … You eat so much at home, I won't be hungry in the afternoon! God ... let me die ...

I have a classmate who likes to squat. Once in the middle of class, the teacher asked where XXX had gone. Then another boy stood up in a panic and said, XXX is still in the toilet, I forgot to give him paper ... the whole class burst into laughter. ......

My family lives on the fifth floor, and the couple on the fourth floor are teachers, and people often give gifts. One day, I moved a suitcase and climbed to the third floor with a bag of snacks. Their mother just closed the door and was about to go downstairs. She quickly said, oh, I told them to open the door! Then the door opened, and I continued to climb upstairs with Telunsu in his mother's eyes "Where else do you want to go?" ......

6. I have a pair of twin nieces (sister's name is Yuyu and sister's name is Kiki), who are three years old this year.

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They look so alike that they all wear the same clothes, so it is difficult to tell them apart. one day

Me: Kiki, what are you doing?

Yuyu: I'm Yuyu. I can recognize Kiki. Why do you always admit your mistakes?

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