Funny sentences of Valentine's Day

I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away. Valentine's day, lovers are romantic, warm and sweet. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Interesting Valentine's Day gossip can further enhance their feelings. The following are funny sentences I collected for you on Valentine's Day. Welcome to reading.

Today, Chang 'e dated Bajie, the swan also met toad, and the Weaver Girl obeyed the Queen Mother's orders and moved on. Don't be picky, don't wait, just make do.

2, I am infatuated with your heart, I will not die, you make me sad, you are my sweetheart, which represents my sincerity, I hope to get your concern, I wish you happiness in your heart! Die mercilessly!

If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only send you a short message wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, my friend.

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

5. Love letter, written by me; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing is what I said: Happy white day!

6. Valentine's Day costs a lot of money. For this day, many men decide to spend a month and tighten their belts for a month. Therefore, a kind female friend should give her boyfriend a gift in return and a belt in return.

7, steamed bread is valuable, steamed bread is more expensive, if there are ribs, both can be thrown. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. I use a Pentium kernel to cut good luck, copy happiness, paste good luck, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

9. On Valentine's Day, the little panda said to his mother in dismay: Now all the girls in the class ignore me. Mom asked inexplicably, why, haven't they always praised your' sunglasses' as cool? Panda said that red contact lenses are popular this year. They all went after that little white bastard.

10, rose? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

12, the mountain has no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony. I want to make you happy; The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and I can't leave you; To the end of the world and the end of the earth, I will find you; The land is barren and the sky is old. I don't care about you at all!

13, buy your own roses, forget it, people will laugh; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

14, I have a dream, I really want to be your cup: get up every day, kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hand all the time, and love me forever.

15, affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything goes without saying! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

16, Valentine's Day, please take love as the cover, lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people online, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the holiday, go home and coax your wife.

17, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder.

18, my feelings for you are too strong, thicker than coffee, thicker than sesame paste, and thicker than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the phone card. Will you be my Valentine's Day?

19, love is a two-way choice, because loving me will never quit. Love is a one-man show, and you will always be my protagonist. Love is the sole agent and I am your copyright. Home is a natural partnership. If you join, you can't quit. Please be careful in managing love!

20. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed and said, alas! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms and legs. Not like now. Touch your hands as soon as you meet!

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will finish reading it. Happy Valentine's Day!

23. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

24. The route of "Pursuit of Love" on Valentine's Day: Go to the Aegean Sea quickly, leave the "sad Pacific Ocean", "Love is on the other side" is no longer far away, "Love's title song" becomes the pilot song, and SMS gives birth to "Love's wings", sending deep blessings: I wish you a happy Valentine's Day trip to the "Danube of Love"!

25. Honey, it's another Valentine's Day. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you, but I clearly saw …! Can I send slimming tea instead this year?

Love is like a lock, and I am like a key in your hand. A key can open love or corrode it. Not every key can match a happy love. The key is how you use it.

2. My deep affection for you will remain unchanged. The gloomy mountain separation, my affection for you is endless. Sunny days are full of my thoughts of you. Valentine's Day is coming. I wish you a happy mood and a happy life.

3. Kiss you and put care into it; Kiss you and put the sweetness in; Kiss you and pour your love; Kiss you and put your lifelong vows into it. Kissing Valentine's Day is coming. I want to kiss you gently and spend every happy day with you.

4. Tears opened and became thoughts; Heart blossoms and becomes attached; Dreams are blooming and beautiful flowers are blooming. Dear, I miss you, miss flowers, cherish flowers, and beautiful flowers embrace and bless you: smiling flowers are always beautiful!

On the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet, I want to say that we are so happy, better than the fairy brothers and sisters. I love you, and I will always be with you!

6. Every word and message in my heart is a deep miss and a deep blessing, which sends you warmth and joy. No matter where you are, may friendship last forever. Happy Valentine's Day, I share my happiness with you. Happy holidays!

7. Looking up at the blue sky on Valentine's Day, magpies both walk on the bridge. As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron? Yin Yan shuttled through the air, dancing, and Iraqis only went back to Shu, looking up at the swallow going west, and thinking about their feelings from afar.

8. When we first met, you were my indelible miss; Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

9. You asked me how much I love you, and my thoughts were expanding. You asked me how much I love you, and it's true that I care. Time goes by, and your face is in my heart.

10, I want to keep you and be happy with you; Want to hold you, always warm with you; I want to love you until the end of the day; I want to be close to you and cherish every day; I want to be romantic with you regardless of death and time; I want to be happy with you until the world is forever.

1 1, Valentine's Day sends you seven colors of happiness: big mouth "red" in all directions, happy "orange" event, sitting in the "yellow" golden house, step by step "green" smooth road, straight on the "green" cloud road, good luck "blue" can not stop, a generation of "purple" happiness! Happy Valentine's Day!

12, secular noise and light, secular happiness and happiness, like a clean stream, in the wind, in front of my eyes, Mimi, warm as a spring, I don't expect anything, I just want you to be happy, don't be sad.

13. The love story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is a well-known story, and they meet every Valentine's Day. Love on earth is colorful, romantic and fashionable, with Liuan Lake in front of flowers and Liuan after flowers. Affectionate lovers are happy, and love is always there. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, the sky of fate is looking for you, the relay of feelings is accompanying you, and all the bits and pieces of life are collected with you, and everything in the past has become a beautiful memory. Send a tiger to welcome a rabbit, time changes, romantic love, you know my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

15, the most romantic thing is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

16, Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, it was only in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

17, Valentine's Day is here, I wish: all handsome guys call you, all princes send you flowers, all macho guys get down for you, all men are jealous of you and fight for you! Happy Valentine's Day to the beauty who reads short messages!

18, in the post of time, I want to make a wish, called forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. On Valentine's Day, I will accompany you with my true feelings. I hope that friendship will always be accompanied by sincerity.

19, meeting you is the fate of this life, falling in love with you is my happiness in this life, and guarding you is my choice in this life. I have no regrets about you in this life, and I love you forever!

20. Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

2 1, when you meet a double seven on Valentine's Day, a double seven is a match, and a message will be sent to you on Valentine's Day. Life is not what it used to be, happiness is unparalleled, ideals are higher than the sky, happiness is everywhere, and good luck is unparalleled. Stand shoulder to shoulder with your opponent and fly with your wife. Wish: Happy Valentine's Day!

22. I miss a crescent moon, and I care about a breeze. Today is Valentine's Day. Cowherd and Weaver Girl cross the ancient Milky Way to witness the loyalty of love. May every month and year be like Valentine's Day, and I will always be with you!

23. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

24. It is said that Valentine's Day is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet at the annual Magpie Bridge, and folk lovers will beg the moon for sincere and romantic love on this day. By the time you receive this message, someone has missed you a hundred times.

25, Valentine's Day is approaching, send you a bunch of lilies, give you a lifetime of glory; Send you a bunch of roses to make your life romantic; Send you a warm blue sky and bring you warmth, brilliance and dreams for a lifetime!

26. I miss you in the distance, you know? No matter where we are, no matter how far apart we are. My Valentine's Day will always belong to you, the love of my life.

27. When you need someone to listen, I am here; When you need a warm hug, I am here; I'm here when you need someone to hold your hand. Do you know when you need someone to wipe your sad tears? I am right here.

28, raindrops knock on the window, the wind blows away the dream, only your appearance, still lingering in your mind. In the meditation room in the dead of night, I have been for a long, long, long, long, long time. I gave up my half-life frivolity just to hold you and soar on the road of life. Valentine's day is coming. I hope and miss you.

29. Today is Valentine's Day. I asked you if you love me. I miss you so much, so much. Your name permeates my blood. Please vote today. Love me, love me, you have no choice, love me to be happy!

30. Your gentle footsteps, your gentle laughter and your affectionate eyes are floating around me. I carefully collected them and tied them in my heart, making them an indispensable part of me!

3 1, Valentine's Day is here. I wish you seven gifts, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

32. Me Before You, the world is like a grassland; After meeting you, the world is like an amusement park. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and the infinite career in the future is endless because of you. Happy Valentine's Day!

33. The petals of missing flowers rotate in the wind and fall on the lake of memories. The ripples of the years spread, and your face is still clear. I don't want to say anything sooner or later. I love you as before, and my life will not change. A few words, a thousand words, every sentence is missing!

34. Life is a wandering roaming, and meeting anyone is a beautiful accident. Friends can stop wandering hearts, move indifferent hearts, and like this feeling.

35. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I love you once! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

36. Ask the world, what is love? Recall the past, Weaver Cowherd. Looking at the Milky Way, the smoke waves are vast. Take the magpie bridge, so far. Take nine days, the sun, the moon and the stars. Send this love, forever. Romantic Valentine's Day, everything will be fine if it ends well!

37. A person is sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, writing a lovesick letter, every lovesick word, every lovesick tear, I miss you all! The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and loving you is true!

38. There are always some people who are worried and unforgettable; There are always some days, warm and sweet. From spring and summer to autumn and winter, from strangeness to familiarity, I will always miss you, although I will contact you from time to time. Wish a good friend: Happy Valentine's Day!

Honey, whether you choose a wife or a lover, I am your only choice, right? For me, you are the only one. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

40. Lang loves Liu Niang, six niang misses Cowherd, Cowherd misses six niang, six niang misses Cowherd every year, Lang Lianniang comes to read Lian Lang, and Nianniang loves Lang Lianlang, and Nianlian Niang loves Lang Lianlang. I have already sent you the news of Valentine's Day, and I will live in vain if I don't faint!

3 1, buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

2. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

3. The perfect message of Valentine's Day: The recipient will never break up and will always be the lover's favorite. Trouble will never come near you, and a smile will always hang on your mouth. Please cherish this message. May my blessing always be by your side!

4. People are still the same, dreams are still the same, and husband and wife still love each other; Years change, youth changes, and your heart and mine remain unchanged. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. I wrote my thoughts about you on a note and was blown away by the wind; I wrote my thoughts about you all over the streets. Sorry, I was taken away by the police! But I also wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

6, I don't want to go to heaven, I don't want to go to hell, I want to stay on earth, love what I love, hate what I hate, I don't want to be detached, I would rather stay in the world of mortals and degenerate!

7. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.

8. Domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If the stupid pig is laughing, the fat pig is angry, and the dead pig is ignored, even the pig is not as good as the person who doesn't reply. Happy Valentine's Day!

9, miss, I can't think of you, the night god pulls off the black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

10, I am water and you are mud. We were molded into heaven and earth together, and then smashed into pieces in the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the debris. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, my love is like the stars in the sky, countless; My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; You treated me like a beggar, left some affection behind and ran away. Please love more.

12, I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

13, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you! Happy Valentine's Day!

14, since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I hold you when I leave, carry you when I am tired, carry you when I am cold, hold you when I am hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

15, Valentine's Day Tip: Reliable news, if you don't buy flowers for your wife on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to get a feather duster at home, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home!

16, don't be sad or worried when you meet your lover on Valentine's Day. I secretly brought Cupid's Arrow and sent it to you by this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

17, you and I are like two hemispheres, which together are a whole. Feelings are the adhesive, the deeper the feelings, the stronger the ties!

18, you are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping and drooling.

19, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

20. There is a crescent moon hanging in the dark night sky, with flowers in white hands. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Since we care about each other, let's get married!

2 1, holding your hand is like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat.

22. Dear, after scanning you, my love "program" will be "started", and others say we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"! Happy Valentine's Day!

23. On Valentine's Day, I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

24, Valentine's Day, lover's robbery, personal conspiracy, lover's robbery, lover's robbery, once and for all, one, although I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I can't give you a rose that should have belonged to you long ago, but I will use my love for you to water this red rose and wait for you to get it!

25. Thank you for your acquaintance in this life. I miss you so much that I'm sure you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!

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