A memorable joke? Shorten sentences

2. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …

6. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

7. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

1 1. The road to success is always under construction.

12. I really want to make money into my hobby.

13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

18. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

19. It's brave to face his face without makeup.

20. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao".

2 1. There is love besides teeth.

22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

24. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

27. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

28. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

30. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses in front of our window today.

1. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

2. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

When you see the rough road, shout and move on.

5. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

6. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

7. Grab your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

8. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

9. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

10 Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

1 1. Love is putting your heart and soul into it, and then pulling it out a thousand times!

12. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

13. It was unplugged before it could be philandering.

14. When I was young, happiness was a simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a happy thing.

15. Men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's appearance.

16. Women like men who are not good-looking, and don't like men who are not good-looking.

17. Is the salted fish turning over or salted fish?

18 I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

19. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

20. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

23. If you are together for a long time, you will be divided, and if you are divided for a long time, you will be together; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

24. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

25. In front of China, Thailand, wearing yellow jerseys, had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.

26. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

27. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

28. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

29. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

30. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

3 1. Close my eyes and I see my future. ......

32. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

33. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.

34. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

35. Lie down where you fell.

36. Interpretation is shielding, and shielding is telling stories!

37. If you fall, stand up and cry.

38. You told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled away!

39. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!

40. The farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn. I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, I'm dead!

4 1. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, and those without backgrounds will be killed by a stick!

42. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!

43. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

44. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

45. Without Han Hong's life, he got Han Hong's disease ... His daughter and fat son refused to eat. ...

46. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

47. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

48. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

49. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

50. Life is about living ~ ~

5 1. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge ~ ~

52. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~

53. I pray that Jesus will give me a stable and stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...

54. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

55. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left.

You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand love, but what is it forever?

57. A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

58. A man keeps his word-I won't pay back the money if I say no!

59. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

60. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~

6 1. Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it ~ ~

62. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

63. There are only two things in my life, 1, either one or the other.

64. Adults are uncomfortable, but comfort is not an adult ~ ~

65. I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least I want to eat well at the banquet!

66. People can't get along with each other by courtesy!

67. I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

68. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

70. Taxi driver, fighter among drivers, oh yeah!

7 1. You can go as far as you want!

73. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

74. Fat and haggard ~ ~

75. Kangfu, when you resigned, did you consider the feeling of Doraemon! (Written when the Japanese Prime Minister announced his resignation last year)

76. I am bold in style, far-sighted, practical and hard-working, with excellent taste and diligent in introspection. Although I have many shortcomings, I hope everyone will be honest!

77. Get out of here and keep rolling. ...

78. To be a man, you must be a jumper.

79. I take my sunny path and you cross your Naihe Bridge.

82. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

83. The simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die ~ ~

85. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car ~ ~

86.a: I'm perfect, but no matter what you say, I'm perfect ~ ~ B: Which two beauties do I lack? A: Inner beauty and outer beauty.

Beauty ... B: .......