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Ge You's classic quotations

Ge You's classic quotations

1. What's wrong with finding a fairy? I want to change genes for our old Qin family. What's the matter? Do you still have to find an ugly person who wants to escape from prison every day?

Using the word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.

I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like it, but I can't meet any beautiful girls, either frigid or pregnant with ghosts. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history?

I am open-minded and dishonest, but I am timid by nature, and I can't do it without breaking the law. Generally speaking, I belong to the category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. You are the only one who is interested.

A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

6. Everyone who came to the United States from China said that they would do international trade, and as a result, they all went to the restaurant to serve food as soon as they got off the plane.

7. Talk about something, I'm still busy!

8. A little light is not a bad thing, just as the prosperity of movies cannot be separated from the participation and efforts of many dramatists. Different art types should influence each other, and there is no distinction between high and low, let alone necessity? Old and dead? .

9. Good roads don't grow grass, and good brains don't grow hair.

10. I was older than other children when I was born!

1 1. I can tell you very responsibly ... Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious!

12. If there are difficulties on the way forward, if there are no difficulties, we must go forward bravely.

13. I was going to see the moon, but the moon saw the ditch.

14. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first!

15. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

16. People are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring!

17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

18. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

19. The story of the stone tells us that all the things we really love are finally scattered, and all the miscellaneous things are finally reunited.

20. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

2 1. When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When you are old, you have a thief's heart and no thief's guts.

22. Do you think we should cook uncooked rice first or wait until the autumn harvest?

What is the most expensive talent in 23.2 1 century?

I saw you looking at me. Are you as transparent as ice in a glass? My eyes are black. Only in dreams can I see the light. When I returned to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times. You stand clearly in front of me. When I wake up, my heart ached.

25. I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all!

26. Ah, I see it again. This is the power of love! The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.

27. The emperor has many beautiful women. If he is in a good mood, he can change it every day without spending money. The court kept them for him. I only have one woman who divorced me. My life is miserable. No money, no women is a tragedy.

28. I am old enough. I went abroad as an international student, lived abroad for more than ten years, didn't go to school seriously, and now I have learned nothing and come back from overseas. To tell the truth, should I be defined as the kind without company, stock and degree? Three fake turtles? .

29. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial. I was shocked at a glance. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant.

30. Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill.

3 1. China people are used to putting their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, are used to putting their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.

32. What is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!

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