Laugh to death, you don't want to die.

Laugh to death, you don't want to die.

People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? Here, I have collected many funny children's jokes that make you laugh to death. Let's have a look! Maybe I can beat your laughing blood!

Chapter 1: Laughing to death, you don't want to pay for it. Panda.

It is said that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, he has to wear sunglasses to see things, but he can't find sunglasses, so he crawls around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling until his hands and feet are dirty. Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda.

train

Several people go to work by train. Due to a minor accident, the train was delayed.

After a while, a man anxiously asked, "why doesn't the train leave?" Is your tire flat? "

Younger than me

Xiaohong pointed to the map and said, "This is Guangdong, and we live here."

My 5-year-old sister said, "Guangdong is younger than me. How can I live in people? "

Chapter 2: Children's jokes that you don't want to die. 1. My brother and I are moving a piano down from the seventh floor. When they reached the third floor, the two brothers stopped to have a rest.

My brother wiped his sweat and said, "If I were you, I'd rather play the trumpet."

2. The son said to his father: Dad, do you love me?

Dad said: Of course.

The son said, can you divorce your mother and marry the aunt who sells ice cream next door?

3. "Dad, what is morality?"

"What is morality? For example, someone left a wallet with 1000 yuan in the shop and I found it. Should I keep the money alone or share it with the salesman? This is called "morality. "

My five-year-old brother came to me and said, "Brother, I just found a lot of raisins in the mouse hole. Would you like to share them? "

I am speechless. I don't know. He took a bite and said, "No, it looks like rat shit."

Chapter 3: Laugh yourself to death without spending money.

Two children are talking;

A child said, "Aunt Zhang's stomach has become so big now! Mom said she was pregnant with a child, a girl. "

The second child said, "My uncle in the country has grown so big now! So, he is pregnant, too. However, I don't know if my uncle is pregnant with a boy or a girl? "

the United Nations (UN)

Dad: "You have studied world geography. Do you know which countries have the largest population in the world? "

Daughter: "Yes, it's the United Nations."

Where is the sugar?

Teacher: "Lingling, please make a sentence with the word' sugar'."

Lingling: "I am drinking milk."

Teacher: "Where is the sugar?"

Linlin: "In the milk!" "

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