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What is the sweetest thing about you and your deskmate?

1. At the beginning of school, the class teacher said that he could choose his own deskmate, but when I arrived, others had already chosen it, and he and I were late almost at the same time. The class teacher said that we would sit together, so I had to sit with him.

He stood in front of me and turned to look at me when he heard the old class say so. At that time, his hair seemed to have just been cut and looked very sunny.

I sat with him, because he had a good personality and soon became one with the people around him, so I played with the girl in front. Talk to him at ordinary times.

I am the kind of person who is particularly troublesome, but he is just the opposite, especially patient. Once, the exam was coming, but I was not good at math (I hate math most in my life).

He: Don't eat with others (the girl in front of me and some roommates) in the future. I'll teach you math after school.

Me: no, I don't eat anything to make up math at a good time. How did you know I wanted to eat?

He: Huh? I saw it by accident. Make it up. I'll treat you to dinner later.

Me: OK.

After school, he taught me math patiently.

He: It's getting late. Let's call it a day. Let's go to eat.

Me: OK.

Then he touched my hair naturally. At that time, my short hair just reached my shoulders and I could tie it up. ) I curled my pie angrily and told him that I am not a child and don't touch my hair.

He: Oh, I'm sorry.

The exam is coming soon. I took it in 1 building, and he took it on the third floor.

I have a friend who also took the exam on the third floor. After the exam, I rushed to the third floor to find my friend. Actually, I didn't know that friend very well, and I don't know why I ran to the third floor at that time. Then I didn't see him. I'm a little disappointed. My friend and I went downstairs for dinner and saw him in the corridor of 1 building. I was very scared. I'm afraid he'll find someone he likes, and then I'll be in my head I subconsciously asked my friend to stop me, but as soon as he turned around, he saw me (almost all the girls who knew me at that time knew that I liked him) and he came over to me. My friend asked him what he was doing here, and he pointed at me. "Looking for her," he said, tugging at my clothes and asking me if I would like to have dinner with him. His treat. I agreed happily, and then turned to say goodbye to my friends. My friend had no choice but to scold me for forgetting my friend.

3. I am the kind of girl who sometimes speaks straightly. He once wore a T-shirt of the same style as mine and came to me in high spirits.

He: (pointing to clothes) OK, H, see?

Me: No, you are too ugly. You are not fit to wear this. You look fat.

He: Oh ...

Me: I wish I knew. Learn less from me in the future.

He ignored me that day. ...

4. Once I joined a group and took a bus. I was already with him at that time. I'm embarrassed to sit with him, just with my friends. He sat behind me, which meant that I suddenly fell asleep. I didn't go to bed until 2 o'clock last night 1. I was so sleepy that I slept for two hours. When I woke up, I found him sitting next to me, my head resting on his shoulder and my mouth full of things.

I think he is very good, super good.