The rabbit's cold joke

1, a rabbit saw a farmer dozing off by a dead tree and asked:? What are you doing sitting here instead of working in the fields?

The farmer replied:? I'm waiting for you to hit this tree. ?

The rabbit said with a smile, what age is it? Don't you know that we all use GPS? ! ?

2. Little granddaughter:? Grandma, why are rabbit's eyes red?

Grandma:? Because it loves carrots! ?

Little granddaughter:? But our rabbit is feeding cabbage?

Grandma:? Because you didn't give it carrots, it cried red.

3. A rabbit said to his companion. Now, I don't have to be jealous of humans, but humans should be jealous of us. ?

The companion asked:? How do you say this?

The rabbit replied:? Think about it, we have three houses, but they can't even afford one! ?

A rabbit went to a coffee shop and asked the boss:? Do you have cold coffee?

The boss said, no, where can I get cold coffee? We have hot coffee here! ?

The next day, the rabbit went again, and the boss said, No! ?

On the third day, it was the same. The fourth, fifth and sixth days are the same.

On the seventh day, the rabbit came again and asked. Do you have cold coffee?

The boss unexpectedly replied:? Yes, there is cold coffee today! ?

The rabbit said happily, really? Please heat it for me, boss! ?

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