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It has been 20 years since this happened, and this is the first time I have talked about it. It’s not that I can’t remember it, it’s just...

The night gave me black eyes, and the Internet gave me black eyes. My fallen courage—you don’t know me anyway, so tell me.

It was a winter morning. On the way to school, my classmate Hao Gang and I went to the toilet together. At that time, the layout of public toilets was quite simple, the mood was quite popular, and the atmosphere was quite strong... (Let’s make up the word count first)

There were no baffles between each squatting position, and the indoor situation was clear at a glance. Looking down, it was A shockingly deep and brilliant pit. The men's and women's rooms are separated above, but they are connected with the same smell below, which can be smelled from a distance. So at that time, people didn't mainly rely on their eyes to find the toilet. They came by smell, like bees gathering honey. (A little more, I think it will be enough, let’s get to the point)

The bathroom we entered at that time was not big, it was a small double room. One person occupied a squatting position and was chatting. The situation arises.

A tall, bald old man came in with a slutty look on his face. When he saw that there was no room left, he left, went out and came in again. He said it was too late, but it was almost too late, and he stepped over before we could react. Behind me (why I was chosen, I haven’t figured it out even after 20 years), he unbuttoned his belt and said it was too late, it was too late... Then he squatted down and held me with his hands, and started to urinate.

The half of shit that had been exposed automatically retreated back. I was trembling like a mouse caught by a cat, squatting obediently in front of me (I had no choice but to move forward and backward), not daring to move. This is simply beyond the imagination of my young mind, and completely attacks the natural law of one ass and one pit.

People say that the key to being friends or not is the matter. Hao Gang, who is usually very righteous, lost his temper at this time. He said to wait for you outside and then slunk out like a thief. This is how tragedy happened.

The old man seemed to be trying to move to the squatting position vacated by Hao Gang. He might have caused his pants to get mixed up, but he also knocked me down...

Poor, do you think this is something that can be forgotten? Shadow! This has left me with a phobia of public toilets for the rest of my life, and I rarely enter them under normal circumstances. I don’t know how many times I have endured it without conscience.

The word count seems to be about the same, so I won’t mention the rest of it, that’s all.

I just want to know if anyone has had a similar tragic experience to me? 818, don't be embarrassed, I said it all.

If there is even half a lie, let me run naked while sleepwalking.