Ask three funny jokes!

One day, a chicken farmer ran out of money. . .

Because he keeps 200 hens and a rooster. . . But this rooster is impotent!

He only had 2 yuan left in the end. What should he do if he has more money?

Later, he thought: Throwing caution to the wind! I bought a Viagra for the rooster with this two yuan.

The rooster has a big sexual desire after eating! Dry all the 200 hens in the farm! !

After that, the roosters still felt very unhappy. Some of them ran out of the farm and dried all the ducks in the opposite farm. .

The cock is still not satisfied. . So it ran to the place where the goose was raised and dried it!

Finally, the rooster fell to the ground. . . The owner of the rooster saw it and immediately ran to the rooster and said, "I'm sorry!" " ! You wronged your body for my business! I will bury you well! "

The rooster opened his eyes and said, "Shh! Stop screaming! When the eagle in the sky comes down, I will kill him together! "

An 80-year-old couple wants a child. They went to consult a doctor, who said it was possible, and gave the couple a bottle to collect sperm and eggs, and then the doctor came to artificially inseminate them. The next day, the couple returned an empty bottle to the doctor. The doctor asked strangely, what's wrong? The old man replied, we set off as soon as we got home yesterday. I made it myself, but it didn't work. Then my wife helped me with her hands, but it was no use. So she used her mouth again. Later, she used her hands and mouth, even her teeth, but I just ... "I just can't get an erection, can I?" The doctor asked.

"No," the old man replied, "I just can't open this bottle cap!"

When I woke up in the morning, there was a dead mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was a suicide note next to it: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Too thick, I have no face to live in this world, Lord! Please forgive him, I killed myself.

Little x went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. All I can say at present is one sentence-"Who is it?"

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home at night, he thought, "I don't believe in teaching, and I don't believe in teaching!" " "So little X taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry, locked the door and went to work.

After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard it in my room: the gas inspector.

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