Please tell me two jokes...

One day, the teacher asked the students to say blessings, and Xiao Ming was the first to stand up.

"I wish you always smile and laugh to death as you deserve.

I wish you a safe journey, even if you disappear halfway.

You will return home without a trace. < /p>

I wish you all the best and may you encounter obstacles

I wish you good health and all your teeth.

I wish you success along the way.

May you be as blessed as the East Sea, and may your whole family jump into the sea.

I wish you happiness every day, and may you always be abnormal.

I wish you a child as soon as possible and death as long as you live.

...

The teacher fell to the ground.