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Name topic composition 1 I didn't know until I went to elementary school that the rustic name in our class was also "explosive" In the first grade, there were two wonderful names on the name bulletin board at the gate of our class.
Yu Xia.-It's raining.
Physical education class, the teacher came to class in high spirits, and then it suddenly rained. The teacher shouted: Students, now let's hurry back to the classroom. It's raining now. It's raining too hard.
What? Yu Xia is getting bigger? The students in our class are looking at Yu Xia with their eyes. Yu Xia's chubby face turned red. I thought to myself: will he be unhappy when he says so? Stop it. He's shy.
In Chinese class, Teacher Wang took us into the grassland with its magnetic voice: "Students, follow the teacher's footsteps and walk into the beautiful grassland-cattle and sheep roaming on the grass ..." Suddenly it began to rain outside the window, and everyone turned their eyes to the window. "It's raining! It's raining! " What? Yu Xia again? The whole class burst into laughter and failed Mr. Wang's affection.
Blue sky-blue sky
He has the most "events" in our class and is also one of the most beautiful names in funny stories.
In the music class, the music teacher asked Lantian to sing a song-Blue Sky, Blue Sky. He sang it word for word. "Sing by yourself!" The whole class still couldn't stop laughing. Miss Zhao, who does not know the truth, is still in the dark. After learning the truth, Teacher Zhao snorted and smiled.
Look, these seemingly simple names have brought us so many jokes. Do you have such a story? It seems that naming is really a science!
Name Topic Composition 2 If the name is mentioned, those "old fritters" in our class will come to "ride" again!
Zhou Siyuan-Zhou Enlai
My name is Zhou Siyuan, because my "thinking" and "demeanor" are very similar, so I often cause some trouble. Once, our Chinese teacher was vividly telling a text about Zhou Enlai. As soon as the teacher mentioned Zhou Enlai, the students turned to me like brothers and sisters and pointed at me: "Zhou Enlai's daughter! Zhou Enlai's daughter! Haha! " A burst of laughter came to my ears, and I blushed and bowed my head silently. If the teacher hadn't maintained discipline, I would have wanted to find a hole in the ground.
Zheng Xin-Revitalizing China
Our class also has a funny name No.2, Little Talent. I remember once, the teacher encouraged us at the morning meeting: "You must study hard in the future and revitalize China!" " Suddenly, our class is like an aunt in a vegetable market. She said, "Zheng Xin is rejuvenating China. "Sometimes there is a saying called' revitalizing chicken chops'. Whenever I hear this sentence, I will think: how naive they are!
Zheng Shuyang-Zheng Yang
There are two students in our class with very similar names, one is Zheng Shuyang and the other is Zheng Yang. They are only one word apart, but it is this difference that separates their genders. In the fourth grade, the teacher asked Zheng Shuyang to stand up and answer questions. As a result, because of his low voice, he was called Zheng Yang. Hearing this, Zheng Yang stood up stupidly, and the whole class suddenly turned into a noisy amusement park, while Zheng Shuyang smiled awkwardly there, while Zheng Yang stood there motionless.
Look, these names give us many jokes. ...
Name Topic Composition 3 Whoever stays in the harbor for fear of rocks will never reach the destination we want, although there will be no danger.
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When I first entered junior high school, I became the object of ridicule. Some people laugh at my poor basketball skills; Some people laugh at me for running slowly; Some people laugh at my poor Chinese performance.
When I first entered junior high school, my basketball skills were really not so good. CIC was called "no king" in the class, which means shooting three times; No rebounds, no baskets, no nets. "Strike out" is the worst pitching level, so I am often teased. Especially since I am a shooting guard, how can I score if I can't score?
Under the ridicule of others, I secretly decided to be strong.
From then on, I insisted on doing 200 sit-ups, running two kilometers a day, carrying 20 or 30 kilograms of sandbags on my back to train my jumping ability.
When I first started training, I encountered two major problems. First of all, it's hard for me to persist. The second is that no one thinks my training is useful, but makes fun of me in a joke. But their words solved my problems one by one.
The more I hear them laughing at me, the more I want to be strong. I always remind myself to be strong.
Finally, many good things happen. Now my basketball skills are at their peak. There are less than ten players who can beat me in basketball in the whole grade. I can play high school players at will.
Now I am not only "no king", but also called "scoring king", "king Gai" and "sharpshooter" by them. No one looks down on me anymore. Not only is the basketball skill outstanding, but also because my physical fitness has improved and my study has doubled!
Title Topic Composition 4 China culture has a long history of 5,000 years, and its Chinese characters are extensive and profound. There were "literati" in ancient times, and now there are "literati gathered". In ancient times, there was "poetic and picturesque", but today there is "bohemian". Du Li in ancient times, Lu Xun today, the number in ancient times, and the name today.
Regardless of ancient and modern times, celebrities from all walks of life have "names" with endless meanings.
A name is a person's address. Although it is a few simple words, together, it contains the infinite care and expectation of parents. Everyone has his own name, some loud, some sweet, some gorgeous. It spreads its branches and leaves, endless, and breeds outstanding Chinese sons and daughters.
"Willow leaves are green and thriving. I am wrapped in red dust and miss heaven and earth. " A Tibetan poem sums up my name-Liu Xintong.
Name, the first thing you see is the surname. There are about 15423 surnames in China, and each surname has a unique and rich cultural connotation. I'm honored to have the same surname as Mr. Liu Gongquan. Even if my handwriting is different from Liu Gu's, he is the pride of our Liu family. I will try to learn from Mr. Liu Gongquan.
Xin, thriving, adjective lush vegetation, metaphor for vigorous development of the cause. There is also money's "Guici", "Wood is thriving and spring is blooming."
Children, red, one of many reds-bright, bright red.
"Heart child" contains the love of my parents. My mother told me that I hope my career will be smooth and my life will be rich.
Although the name is simple, it has placed endless love on parents. Let's engrave it in our hearts, make it our beacon, fulfill our parents' expectations step by step, and show our own style.
Remember, there is a girl named Liu Xintong.
Name Topic Composition 5 Each of us has a nice name that will accompany us all our lives. There is an interesting story behind each of our names. If we didn't have a name, everything in life wouldn't be out of order. So know the name and study the name. Let me tell you a story about my name.
Everyone has a nice name, and of course I am no exception. My name is Shen Yingchun. I also have a nice nickname: Yingchun, which is called by my family, and it has formed my nickname over time. The story of my name is interesting.
I remember it was a few years ago. When I was very young, my father took my mother and me to the park to play. As soon as I entered the park gate, I smelled a fragrant flower fragrance. My father looked around and saw several blooming winter jasmine flowers. Dad carefully looked at the petals of this winter jasmine, pink and a little white. Stamens are yellow and beautiful. There are all kinds of flowers in the park. Dad thought for a moment and said, "Flowers are colorful. Now my daughter has no name. Would it be better to use flowers as her name? " Speaking of which, my father and mother discussed the matter of naming me, and my mother agreed with my father. My name is Shen Yingchun from now on.
My name is Shen Yingchun, and many students have given me a nickname-Yingchun regardless of my feelings. However, I am not angry, because the story of my name is inspired by the winter jasmine.
You must be tempted after listening to my introduction! Then introduce your name!
My scientific name is Yan, and so is my hukou book. However, at home, no one by that name. What did you call me? More than one. Let me introduce them one by one.
Grandma said that when I was born, there was very little hair on my head. My father read San Mao's Wandering and casually called me "Mao Mao". From then on, "Mao Mao" became my birth name. Sometimes you call me "baby". It is said that when I was registered, the registered police asked me what my name was. My grandmother said, "Baby-"and my father said, "Mao Mao-". The aunt of the household registration police smiled, knocked the pen on the table and asked, "What's her name?" The family realized that it was wrong to shout. Dad said shyly, "sorry, I'm used to shouting." The child's name is Yan Qiujin. " Later, I asked my father, "Mao Mao" or "Bao Bao" is a good name? Dad proudly replied: "Of course' Mao Mao' sounds good!" Before I asked why, he explained himself, "Is it naive, lively and lovely?"
I don't know when my family called me "hairy egg". I thought it was because I love eggs. I looked at the photo in the family album. It tasted chubby and plump, but it looked like an egg! In this way, my name changed from "Mao Mao" to "Mao Dan".
When I was in primary school, my family often gave me some small change to buy something to eat when I was hungry and something to drink when I was thirsty. I don't like to buy instant noodles, bread and rolled films, and I don't like to buy soft drinks, green tea and Jianlibao. I love to buy egg rolls and eat two almost every day. My mother sees me taking money every day and not buying anything else. When I come to school, she always hands me a dollar. "Here, an omelet." That's it. I don't know whether to call me an omelet or whether the money I was given was used to buy an omelet. In short, don't call me "hairy egg", but "egg roll" is always longer than "hairy egg" Gradually, others followed suit. Well, my name has been changed to "omelet" again. I don't know since when, my friends also know that they don't call me Yan, whether at school or outside school. They call me "omelet". I was embarrassed for a moment.
The name "omelet" accompanied me through my primary school years.
I'm going to middle school. One day, some friends and I went to the river to take a bath, and suddenly I heard someone shouting "Curly". I thought I was calling someone else. Seeing the caller, I asked, "Who are you calling?" "Call you!" Seeing my puzzled look, he seemed to say impatiently, "Don't you know that your hair is naturally curly?" I touched it with my hand and felt nothing. When I got home, I looked in the mirror. Really, my hair is dark, thick and curly. Why didn't I notice it before? However, I always think that "curly" is the name of a bad boy. I asked my family what to do, but my parents thought about it and finally decided to delete the word "Juan" and call it "Mao Mao"!
Mao Mao (baby)-hairy egg-omelet-curly hair-Mao Mao, alas, my name has evolved into a cycle!
My name is Lin. Once I asked my father why he gave me this name, and he said he couldn't remember it either. Alas, will senile diseases advance? I have no choice but to guess for myself!
The first type: accidental type
One day, when my father was reading an idiom dictionary, he came across the idiom "Look at autumn first". Dad thought: first look at autumn is zero, and vice versa. If you take it off, you will become a forest. In this way, my father gave me this name.
The second type: practical
On their honeymoon trip, mom and dad passed an orchard, which was full of fruits (it was autumn). At this time, my mother was generous: autumn is really prosperous! Dad quickly said, Why don't you name his son Wang Qiu?
The third type: discussion type
Just when I was worried about my name, my father had to call an emergency meeting for everyone to discuss. The first speech during menstruation: I think Lin is better. Uncle Secretary retorted: Why is your name so unlucky? It is not good to hear it as a coffin! I think its name is Lin. You watch too much TV! I think it should be called Lin Qiuhua. Since she was born in autumn, she should have the word autumn. At this time, my father spoke: Lin Qiuhua got good grades, but she looked a bit like a girl's name. Let's call it a forest! Everyone agrees.
Which one do you think I am right? Come and help me think together!
I often hear my parents say that I have been born for more than half a month and have no name yet.
That's because my mother was 3 1 year old, and when my father was 35, I got my baby daughter. My arrival naturally brought great joy to my parents. They don't like to give me this name, and that name doesn't meet their wishes, so they can't decide. After more than half a month, my father urged them to apply for the one-child certificate, and my parents had to rack their brains to name me.
One night, my father sat on the sofa with a teacup in his hand and looked at it. The stars in the sky suddenly patted his thigh, stood up excitedly and said excitedly to his mother, "Let's give this child a nice name, Chen Xing.
At school, my classmates often make fun of the word "star" in my name. Some people call me "gorilla" and others call me "big baboon", but I am not angry, because I know that they have no idea why my parents gave me this name.
The stars are high in the sky every night, shining faintly and shining on the earth. Although the light of the stars is insignificant, it helps passers-by to walk. Mom and dad want me to make my due contribution in an ordinary post like a star. They also hope that I will study hard since I was a child, master more scientific and cultural knowledge, grow into a talented star and shine in my ordinary post.
Name topic composition 9 newspaper is famous! Yu zhengyang also.
There are many people in the world, and their names are just code names. I can't think of an auspicious and meaningful name, and it won't be smooth sailing in the future. My surname is Yu, followed by my father's surname. The name, "Zhengyang", is to make me as bright and energetic as the midday sun, to make my future aboveboard, and to make my life full of bright future.
But the name is still a little awkward "Fish", homophonic "fish". Fish out of water and exposed to the hot sun will die over time, miserable! And this name is often nicknamed by others. "Salted Fish", "Steamed Sheep with Fish" and "Turtle" are all nicknames that make people shy to find a place to disappear. How I want to change my name! Oh! If there is, it is called "Jade Fast"! "Yu Kuai" and homophonic "Happy" make me happy, lively and cheerful every day! If I become a comedy star like Jia Bing and Chang Yuan, then
Twenty years have passed, and I have already stood out and become a famous comedy star. At that time, I will be on the magnificent stage. Backstage, the director is counting people. Hey, one less? Oh, sick leave. The director shouted angrily: "Yu Kuai, let the audience be happy!" "As the spokesperson and disciple of online celebrities, it's time to work for him. Hey, why are the lines so difficult? I didn't recite half of it. The director hurriedly dragged me onto the stage. I looked up and there were all other groups backstage. The partners have quickly decided on their route! After taking the stage, I faltered. What do the audience like to watch? Even the previous joke that made us laugh, no one cared that I broke the signboard.
Any name has a fly in the ointment, and there will inevitably be misunderstandings and jokes. As long as I forgive others' mistakes, I can still say this name loudly and proudly: "My name is Zheng Yangyang!" " "
Name Topic Composition 10 I think everyone has seen the Three Kingdoms, right? Then you must be familiar with Liu, Guan, Zhang and Changshan. However, what I want to tell is not them, but the story of Dong Zhuo, a villain hated by people.
Well, I don't know why I have the same name as this person.
One night, I asked my dad curiously, "Why did you give me this name?" My classmates laughed at me. Are you too nearsighted to get a name? "
He replied, "Ask your mother. I didn't know the name until I looked it up in the dictionary all night. Also, I had a dream. "
I asked him again, "Didn't you look it up in the dictionary? Why are you still sleeping? Work and rest? "
"Stop, stop, you take me wide again. This is not the point, the key is the dream-"he scrambled to answer," at that time, the dream is like this:
In the dream, a man shouted,' Zeng, Zeng, Zeng ...' I know you have a son, so you might as well use my name!'
Is it? '
I don't know? I'm Dong Zhuo who was so powerful during the Three Kingdoms period! I still have an unfinished ambition ...'
Why? You seem to have failed in the previous chapters, and you are still awesome. I think you are immortal! Or ambitious? You want my son to fix it? Dude, are you out? Look at how many years it's been. What other emperors do you want to dream about? '
That's not the point. The point is, you are not uneducated and your diploma is not high. Although I am not a great man, I am ambitious, that is, self-motivated. If you say this to your son, he will think you are very cultured and meaningful. Others can't think of it and won't use it. Do you use it reasonably? '
Then, I was awakened by your mother, and then I registered this name for you in a daze. "
After hearing what my dad said, I was a little relieved.
Name Topic Composition 1 1 I have had my own name since I was born-Song.
In class, students often call each other nicknames. Look, I have two, too. One of you is Song Lizi, because "chestnut" and "plum" are homophonic, and the second is Song Lizhi. Similarly, "Li" is homophonic with "Li". But "Lee" is no joke. It represents victory and success. Everyone's name must have a specific meaning. It is impolite to give nicknames to others. To put it bluntly, you don't respect other people's names. The name contains every parent's hope for their children, and they are all pinned on the name.
My name is Song. Why did my mother give me this name? Actually, there is a reason.
Last name, my father's last name is Song, so I'll follow it, and there's nothing to say. Ke: That word "Li" is exquisite. There is a saying in the golden mean: everything is established in advance, and it is abolished if it is not planned. What does this sentence mean? What he means is that you should be prepared for success in everything, otherwise you will fail, and you must do what you are sure of. My mother wants me to be a successful person and a winner. But only if you are prepared. Know yourself and know yourself, and you will win every battle. Set out for the end of victory.
Some people like fortune telling and word testing, but in fact, those are untrue and unscientific results, and those word testing calculators on the Internet are even more unreasonable. He was not allowed at all. Some people happen to be right, and some people believe it. In fact, if you type a few more times, you will find that it is just a program compiled by modern information technology. Just according to the strokes of the name. The road of life is to be completed by yourself, and fate is always in your own hands.
There are many strange names in the world, but they are all parents' love for us.
Such as the blue sky in composition class. If he should cheat in the final exam, he should use the word blue sky and white clouds in his composition book and highlight it with a blue pen to let the teacher know his name.
There is a more wonderful name, Chen Tongente. There is no "Chen Tong" in hundreds of surnames. The father's surname is Chen, and the mother's surname is neither Tong nor Ben. I think he grew up in a wooden bucket (boy)! "Ente" is a bit like a foreigner's name. Auntie likes the word "menstruation". Has he changed sex?
There is another student named Liu Peng in our class. Many people don't know whether this is the name of China's former sports director or the same name! His nickname is actually "rogue". He is very satisfied with this nickname and says: "rogue" is at least a human being, much better than other people's pigs and dogs. It really deserves to come from a "rogue". He is also called "sulfur", his face is like this yellow ore, and "Hong Kong Foot" stinks like "sulfur".
Another classmate named Wu Di is invincible, but his calligraphy is invincible. He once passed the Chinese unit exam 100! Invincible is invincible, but the homonym of invincible is "no brother" I asked him. He doesn't have a brother. Wu's name simply doesn't work, which means "no". For example, Liang Boshan's military adviser is useless.
Various names make people feel novel, and the knowledge of names is really great.
Name Topic Composition 13 In our class, everyone has a variety of names, which often makes us laugh!
Li Junjie-JJ Lin
In math class, all the students are listening carefully and taking notes carefully, but only Li Junjie is absent-minded. When the teacher found out, he flew into a rage and called "Li Junjie" "JJ Lin". On hearing this name, many fans opened their eyes wide and screamed, "JJ Lin! JJ Lin! " When the teacher saw it, he was so distressed that he patted the podium table and knocked on the blackboard, but the classroom was quiet for a long time.
Liu Peng.-Rogue
In a self-study class, a classmate sent me a note: study hard and don't be a hooligan. I laughed at that time! Not because this sentence is funny, but because there is a person in our class called "rogue"! (Liu Peng). When he saw this note, he was so angry that he shook his fist and was flustered: "Hum! I am so angry! I must take revenge! " I waved and said helplessly, "Who told you to call Liu Peng? I really can't help it! " Hearing this, he felt very helpless and had to sigh.
Zhangzhang tomato
In science class, the teacher introduced us to plants. Press it and a tomato appears on the screen. The teacher said: "tomatoes are round and big, very delicious and nutritious." Listening, Zhang's deskmate's face is getting redder and redder like a red tomato. I seem to see his mind, so I smiled and raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Teacher!" " I pointed to my deskmate and asked, "Is this tomato edible?" "Ha ha ha!" The students burst into laughter and the classroom exploded.
Everyone's name is different and unique, but some people's names are interesting. With these interesting names, isn't the classroom full of fun?
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