What are some jokes that make you laugh to death?

The self-introduction that makes people laugh to death in one sentence is as follows:

1. I have one characteristic, that is, many characteristics! Everyone will get to know it later!

2. I, Yushu linfeng, am handsome and extraordinary, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, man of great talent, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, both civil and military, and magnificent!

3. Hello, my name is xxx, and the letter S can describe my beautiful figure.

4. Hello, I'm xxx. Although we are not familiar with each other now, the weather is so hot that I believe we will get familiar with each other soon.

5. Hello, everyone. Autumn has come, so have I.. My name is xx, and I'm glad to stand here and introduce myself to you.

6. Hello, my name is XX, and I like simplicity, so my self-introduction is as simple as that.

7. Hello, I'm xxx. My hobbies are painting, singing, swimming and so on, but please don't discuss with me, because I'm afraid of being exposed.

8. Hello, my name is xxx, and I am neither tall nor thin, nor ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris will not affect the city appearance, nor will it make other boys be elated.

9. Hello, everyone. I'm xx. I don't have any money, and I really don't have any hobbies. 1. Hello everyone, my name is XXX. My hobby is watching others sing and dance. You can perform enthusiastically to satisfy my hobby.