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Take care of Scorpio.
When you meet the first level of Scorpio, money buys you off.
Many Scorpio men will want to show their economic strength in the first time to soak this MM. The Scorpio man I just met is the most generous and willing to spend money. Little girls who are greedy for materials should pay attention. Don't be greedy. That money is nothing at all. I have a friend who has a Scorpio boy. At first, he tried to get money to stick to her, and then he kept asking her for money. Therefore, whether a man has money or not is unreliable at first glance.
I met the second level of Scorpio, sexual assault.
Many Scorpio men will ask to sleep with you in a short time. Girls must be steady at this time. Don't let him succeed easily. Once you have a real relationship with him, your position in his heart is nothing. Scorpio is a naturally overbearing and possessive constellation. I heard a Scorpio man tell me himself that he wanted that girl? She has a boyfriend? It doesn't matter, just spend more time and money. Scorpio is the most material sign, and many Scorpio men are good at making money, indeed. But their attitude towards women is also very material. If you sleep with him easily, he will think he has what he wants. Then I started thinking about the next one. Therefore, the later you deal with Scorpio, the later you sleep with him, the more special your position will be in his heart. At best, it's possessive, at worst, it's abnormal. Many Scorpio men don't like talking. Do you really think they are deeply depressed? In fact, it's just that he has nothing in his stomach and can't say anything valuable.
Meet the third level of Scorpio, love offensive.
Of course, many Scorpio men are not the type to walk away with their pants on. Next, he wants to get your heart. At this time, Scorpio man became a chatterbox. It's all his history, his family history, his love history. Scorpio is very interested in the topic of love. No matter what kind of Scorpio man mentions love, he is very excited. Maybe their poor hearts need love too much. Talking about love with a Scorpio, you simply feel uncomfortable. Most Scorpio men don't like joking. Don't expect him to play brain teasers and tell you cold jokes like Gemini men. He can't turn that corner at all. I've always wondered what women who love Scorpio to death usually talk to them. Every time I hear Scorpio talk, I want to sleep. If you bring up an interesting topic a little, he will get stuck and then become speechless.
I met the fourth level of Scorpio and had an affair.
All the girls who fall in love with Scorpio look happy. But many girls will gradually find that such happiness is simply a nightmare. You will keep discovering his cheating record, and you are not even his first girlfriend. Some girls are weak for a while, admit when they love, supervise again and again, and beg again and again, only to find that nothing has changed as always. Scorpio is just like unable to control his lower body, constantly derailing and constantly challenging your bottom line. Therefore, please pay attention to all the girls who are in love with Scorpio. If you find out about his affair, you should cut the gordian knot. Don't believe his confession and oath. That's natural. If you still want to have a place in his mind, kick him out as soon as possible. Maybe Scorpio will remember you because he hates you.
Meet the fifth level of Scorpio, * * * love.
The most terrible thing about Scorpio is that he has no taboos about * * *. Or the more immoral, the more he will feel * * *. So once you fall in love with Scorpio, your girlfriends must be careful to hide. These people may all be the object of his thoughts. I know a Scorpio girl who is my good friend in high school. Which boy I think is more handsome, she will immediately think that he is the most handsome in the world. Fortunately, she is not as beautiful as me, so there is no human tragedy. My good friend once asked her personally if it was possible for him to have sex with me. My good friend heard the expression as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake. Scorpio likes to fuck around in small circles, so if you don't want to get hurt, you must try to avoid these interpersonal relationships.
Finally, Scorpio men really ... >>
How to chase Scorpio? Scorpio is so easy to chase. However, although there are several kinds of scorpios.
A little bit. You must make yourself look better. Well ... there are many customs.
First of all. There is a Scorpio man who is very active. There is no connotation and cultivation. It's just that the subconscious personality is a bit like Scorpio.
They don't have to chase. Because of their excessive enthusiasm, they stayed in the team of leftover men. Most of these scorpions are worthless.
All you have to do is keep your personality. Don't follow them too much. Avoid proverbs. A lovely dog is on the stove.
Make him think that you have many boys chasing you besides him. Blow his confidence. He can't live without you. Let him feel a little unforgettable.
Tell him more about numerology. For example, you are doomed to be unworthy of him. Constellation metaphysics is good.
No matter what type, they all like passionate girls. Because this is what they lack. It belongs to the external cooling and internal heating type. But true love takes time to accumulate.
The second is the real Scorpio. They belong to excessive indifference. You just pretend to be crazy and get close to him once in a while. Let others think that you have a unique idea. When he is willing to contact you. Just talk to them about your inner world. Try to be strong. Independent. Make them think that you are not a simple woman. Keep up with their thoughts. This kind of boy likes to say some famous sayings casually. Don't show your ignorance. I have come into contact with such a Scorpio man. Good, good. Even if you are separated. I can give you a gift. But nothing happened between us. Just friends. He confessed to me. But I think it's better to be friends. This Scorpio man will make you feel his loyalty and bottom line. No, it is a girl. He will take care of it. Especially the kind with an empty appearance and an empty brain. Simply put. He is a synonym for Excellence. This kind of scorpion has basically experienced a lot. But don't push him too hard. If he falls in love with you, he must believe in your dogma or something. No Just follow his thoughts all your life. It's best to make him think that you can be his closest helper. You are Capricorn. It should be good. Me and my best friend Scorpion. We are all scorpions. Ha ha. A man and a woman. He especially despised me for finding a non-mainstream cancer.
Not too hot. What he likes is occasional warmth. Occasionally.
How to get rid of Scorpio? Get rid of Scorpio man
It seems that more than n people say that Scorpio is not easy to deal with, and I am also 8 18 Scorpio here. After all, I have been there, and I have successfully conquered a typical scorpion, which is super fulfilling ... haha laughed ... By the way, I am a crab girl and a water sign.
1. If Scorpio likes you, he will take the initiative to chat with you, occasionally find a chance to get to know you, and will be desperate to help you (it should be noted that Scorpio is a calculating person and will not help others for no reason). He will be very positive to you, but most of them won't say anything and love ambiguity. Even you will find many female friends around him, and his intention is mostly to let you know that he is very. Even if the scorpion's own conditions are really average, his requirements for finding a girlfriend will not be reduced, such as Xiao Zhang is not gentle enough, Xiao Li is too strong, Xiao Wang is too calculating, etc., so a bunch of friends are just friends, and he will not mess around, which can be assured.
It is true that scorpions have a cold and a fever. But crabs seem to have a serious cold and fever, so the victory of this war will definitely depend on time. He is cold. You must be colder than him. If he is hot, you are hotter than him. In short, he will feel that he can't understand you, so his interest in you will increase day by day. Because what Scorpion likes most is to challenge and conquer, the more things he can't handle, the more he will. He won't call, and I won't take the initiative to call. Even if I miss him again, I will let myself live. Sometimes even for a week or two, MSN is online and won't take the initiative to talk ... My plan is to strive for it, because if he really likes you, he will often take the initiative because he can't stand it, then you have the upper hand ... haha. Fortunately, we crabs are not easy to mess with.
3. Scorpion man also has a big problem. When he found that he got along well with you and regarded you as one of his own, he stopped praising you. On the contrary, he finds fault with you. The degree of turtle hair is as good as that of a virgin, and the speech is particularly direct, as if without thinking. Because the crab's character is that even if it feels bad, it will not be said, and even if it is said, it will be extremely euphemistic, for fear that it will make the listener unhappy. When I first started with him, I said my thoughts and made me very unhappy. Crabs are naturally sensitive, so he has to keep picking. I'm really sad and depressed for a long time.
Later, after we got along for a while, I couldn't bear it anymore, and it broke out. I asked him, if you don't think I'm good, why don't you find someone else, someone you think is excellent, so that we can both relax and be good, why waste time here to transform me and so on, and then I got angry and ignored him. Later, he took the initiative to find me and said that he also regarded me as one of his own and wanted me to make progress, so he saw it. Because I am one of our own, how could I have seen it without telling me ... NND ... I almost didn't go crazy at that time. But I told him directly that I was sensitive and tired with him. I don't think many questions are right or wrong, but my personal habits are different. There is no need to ask the other party to follow their own model. I said I lived well for 20 years. Why do you say that I am nothing since I met you? He said no, and then he said how good I am, and so on. He said he just wanted me to improve. Later, at my insistence, in order to be with me, the little scorpion finally gave in and stopped picking on me.
People get along naturally, harmoniously and easily. There is no need for one party to keep asking the other party to live in its own way. Besides, how can the living habits of more than 20 years be changed so easily? Since you are so tired, why not find someone who doesn't need to change? This is the last cruel word I gave him .. haha.
4. Scorpions can't talk sweet words. For example, I love you, he will let you say it first, and then he will say, "Me too." It's really unpleasant But on the contrary, even if he gives you something, he won't show it off to you. He doesn't even want you to know his intentions. He thinks it's right to give it to someone he likes, but only if he really likes you. Scorpions mostly pay silently. & gt
How to pursue Scorpio boys and communicate with Scorpio men? First of all, you should look sexy, then dress sexy, and then be gentle and virtuous. Please satisfy the former first, then consider the latter. The former is not satisfied, and it is fake to do too much. Simply put, if you are not beautiful, no matter what you do, you can't make him like you from the heart. Look good, dress sexy, and then follow, far and near, depending on the situation.
How to get rid of Scorpio 1, you must have a strong heart to get rid of Scorpio. Scorpio's heart is very fragile, but in fact, he despises himself and envies the powerful people inside. If you are strong inside, he will at least appreciate you. Moreover, Scorpio is hot and cold, and a strong heart is the key to lasting feelings.
Scorpio is selfish and cold-blooded, but his inner insecurity leads him to yearn for the light. He definitely likes kind and warm women. Otherwise, his insecurity will continue.
Never think that Scorpio will be nice to you just because it pursues you or becomes a boyfriend and girlfriend. At this time, feelings are very fragile, which is why many girls break up with Scorpio. In the process of love, his self
Me, selfishness will often appear. Because he's not sure if you'll be with him for long. Scorpio is the kind of person who likes to imagine the future. He will always think, if he is seriously ill, unemployed and bankrupt, won't you?
Will be good to him as always. What he wants is absolutely pure.
Scorpio's male chauvinism leads him to like things that look weaker than him, which makes him pity but uneasy.
You are the kind of independent and intelligent woman who totally needs you. At this point, the requirements for girls are very high. Scorpio certainly doesn't like fools, but definitely doesn't like smart women. What he really likes is simplicity and intelligence.
Woman. It is best to be a little confused and let him fully show his ability and shrewdness, but he should also know big things and not be like an idiot.
4. Scorpio is super possessive. After I really like you, I will always be jealous and worry about whether you will cheat in the future.
So what he needs is the kind of girl whose love life is simple and single-minded, or the kind of girl who must be simple after being together even if her love life is not simple before. Male friends can't keep in touch with each other often. It's best not to contact anyone except relatives.
As for Scorpio's male chauvinism, he likes to boss people around more or less. Scorpio men generally say that they like obedient girls. Obedience and good manners are generally the mantra of Scorpio men. But if you really
They are obedient and good, and they have become uncles again. If a girl is really obedient, they will find her boring. But it's not good at all. They think they can't do it. This degree is really difficult to grasp.
Scorpio is the kind of guy who thinks a lot, says little, and has an average eloquence, so queer girls who can pull absurd arguments but are not strong are also their favorite type.
To sum up, she is quaint, lovely, a little headstrong, a little confused, sunny and big. She will not be ashamed to take it out, simple, single-minded and smart.
How to deal with Scorpio? Scorpio men like * * *, and those who can * * must be smart, and you should know when to be smart and when not to be smart. Scorpio men don't like unreasonable women. If your Scorpio is type A blood, your intelligence must be the most important. If it's blood type B, your cuteness is the most important. If it is type O blood, your kindness and singleness are the most important. If it is AB blood, you need to be strong, kind, cute and smart. If it is a playboy, you must make him want to stop. First, it is sexy. Second, smart * (smarter than him) Third, loyalty. Show him your loyalty.
My husband is also a Scorpio, and Scorpio is very single-minded. Needless to say, if you hang a Scorpio, you will be lucky. The man in this constellation is very attractive and controlling, but he doesn't show it. He will never tolerate his woman stepping on both sides, even if it hurts, he will let go and take revenge. So if you catch a Scorpio, get ready to spend the rest of your life with him.
Nothing more to say, I wish you take good care of him.
How to get rid of Scorpio, how to get rid of Scorpio, how to get rid of Scorpio.
Scorpio doesn't like shallow people in any form. Things related to water always please scorpions. They also like social activities. You should get used to the pride of scorpions and don't insult them. Scorpions especially like to be seen hanging out with successful people. So you should use your success to win the respect of scorpions.
You should know how to do subtraction instead of addition, which means that too many expressions and chases will only scare them. It is better to take a step back and win their sentimental and melancholy hearts with silent love and implicit expression. For example, using SMS and MSN to spread a hazy platform, sometimes it is easier for them to accept it without meeting, which can give them room for fantasy, at least they won't feel embarrassed. Scorpio's heart needs your extreme care. You can't make them feel embarrassed and unbearable. Excessive temperature will also make them flinch. It's better to take a sympathetic approach and make them feel unlucky and sad that you love them. At this time, their self-esteem and sympathy will expand rapidly, so you seize the opportunity and say to them tearfully, "I will wait forever anyway."
Nausea index: five stars
I wish I knew how to quit you.
How to deal with Scorpio? Yes, Scorpio is like this. Sometimes it likes to be lively and sometimes it likes to be quiet. This degree is difficult to grasp. Basically, when he says he needs to be quiet, it means that he is bored to the limit. At this time, you should give him time and space until he comes to his senses. Or, if you know his good brother, you can ask them to enlighten him by innuendo when chatting with him and help him clear his mind.
When he gets better, you should know how to give him some touches and surprises, and don't always mention unhappy things in the past. Let bygones be bygones.
I hope I can help you.
It doesn't mean it's your fault that he needs to calm down. It may be his own problem. Scorpio is like this, sometimes inexplicably agitated. You just give him time and space, and you continue to be yourself.
How to deal with Scorpio boyfriend, your challenge
The biggest challenge of falling in love with Scorpio is to let him tell his innermost thoughts and feelings. Many times I don't know what a Scorpio boy is thinking! He may be a grumpy and jealous lover; So pay attention to yourself. You can either play with him under his rules or leave him. There is no gray area with this man.
Seek advice from Scorpio boys
To pursue Scorpio boys, all you have to do is to brew first, use time, wait, miss, be ambiguous, play with and brew. Then flood discharge is carried out at the appropriate blasting opening. This brewing process is very important. Explained by the principle of physics, work is done by storing potential energy first and then releasing it, so that potential energy can be quickly converted into kinetic energy. Make more preparations before, and don't rush to eat fat.
How to get along with Scorpio boys
Still water is deep, and you will find his fierce loyalty and deep. Lovers ruled by Pluto never want to reveal your private life to others, and of course expect you to do so. He will never forgive the woman who betrayed him. Scorpio's stinger is rarely used unless it is threatened by the closest core, but his stinger not only hurts people but also hurts themselves. Scorpio can never stand betrayal.
Things to do, gifts to buy
If you want your Scorpio boy to relax and focus on you, try taking him to a small and comfortable restaurant. Juicy steak and French fries will be his favorite. Red wine after champagne will be his choice. Scorpio is not picky about food. If he likes dessert, he will choose dark and rich chocolate. Wearing black clothes or something, that's his favorite color.
Your Scorpio boy hopes you have nothing to keep. Don't feel offended if he recommends you to watch erotic films together. He doesn't think that women look at those despicable things, but treat what they do as research and new things. As this constellation dominates law enforcement, crime and punishment, it is suggested that he play a police game. Give him a gift box with an eye patch and handcuffs, and then you'll be ready. This man likes to try some slight sexual assault performances, so if you believe him, be a naughty girl who obeys his knees. This powerful astrology likes to control, and Scorpio will get a strong pleasure in conquest.
How to chase Scorpio man? I am also a Capricorn. Every Scorpio man is different. I have the same problem as you, but we get along in different ways. Scorpio man is very masculine, but also very cute. Looking at his children's clean and innocent smiles will make me feel that he who is obviously older than me can play like that, like him but not necessarily possess him. If he doesn't give the corresponding answer after knowing it, it is still more realistic. As the angel said, once Scorpio,
If you want to get his attention, or change his attitude towards your sister instead of his lover, you might as well change it!
Scorpio male
Scorpio has its own set of ideas, sometimes it seems difficult to communicate and settle down, but Scorpio, who is full of enthusiasm, is very attractive. Support what Scorpio wants to do and give them spiritual help, which is enough to make Scorpio man moved and full of courage to sprint forward.
Scorpio man's stubbornness is sometimes outrageous, but fortunately Scorpio has the ability to clean up his own mess. So Scorpio wants to be stubborn, let them be stubborn. After all, quarreling with Scorpio requires extraordinary spirit and physical strength, and it is smarter to save these efforts.
Scorpio is not that complicated, so let them pretend to be mysterious. As long as you are flexible and smart, you can usually get rid of Scorpio, because this unpredictable temperament will attract Scorpio's curiosity and make them naturally pay attention to you and be attracted by your every move.
Scorpio is actually a constellation that requires perfection! If they are not good enough, they would rather give up. They have super personalities. It is better to communicate directly with Scorpio. Scorpions don't like indirect communication. The more direct they are, the easier it is to arouse Scorpio's interest!
Scorpio man's willpower is actually the highest among the twelve constellations, so to change Scorpio's decision-an impossible task is simply a Hollywood blockbuster. Moreover, Scorpio, who has always been mysterious, often deliberately engages in suspense, or tries to figure out his tricks, so that further communication is possible.
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