Ten jokes are enough for you to laugh for a year until your stomach hurts.

1. After being injured by my wife, I cured the wound with rubbing wine and cured my mind with drinking.

2. The headmaster said: There is nothing on the school uniform except the school badge. You don't have to do anything!

3. Four Monsters in Rainy Days: When it rains, you won't open an umbrella; After buying an umbrella, the rain stopped; When you go out, you will lose your umbrella; When you take an umbrella, the weather will be fine.

I asked my boss for a raise, and the boss said you should not forget your initial salary.

5. Toothpaste is really amazing. Everything can be white except that the teeth are not white.

6. "The wolf is coming" The child said it three times and no one believed it, but people who have heard it many times will be surprised to say "the teacher is coming". Now you know which is more terrible, the wolf or the teacher!

7. When I think of the rich cloud, I have to shell the spicy crayfish, and my heart suddenly balances a lot.

8. "Why does the company love meetings so much?" "Because incompetent people sit in meetings, they have the illusion of doing things!"

9. If falling in love is like going to jail, I have been at large for 30 years.

10, fish farming is actually very simple, just remember 1.3.5.7. Feed it once a day, change the water every three days, wash the tank every five days, and change a batch of fish every seven days.