I want to see you tell me a joke.

During World War II, a group of Belgian soldiers met a group of German soldiers. Both sides are hiding and can't hit each other. The captain of the Belgian soldier said, "I have an idea. Germans are all called Han Chinese. We called their names and they shot as soon as they stood up. "

Belgian soldiers did the same: "Hans!"

"here." A German soldier stood up.

"pa" ...

"Hans!"

"here."

"pa" ...

After several people died, the Germans seemed to understand what was going on and did the same thing. "They are all called Joe."

Joe!'

"Is that you, Hans?"

"Yes!"

"pa" ...

The hapless German soldier

During World War II, a Belgian army met a German army. They all hid so that they wouldn't shoot each other. The Belgian captain said, "I have an idea. Germans are all called Han Chinese. We can call their names and shoot them when they stand up. "

Belgian soldiers followed this strategy and shouted, "Hans!"

"yes." A German soldier stood up.

"pa!" ...

"Hans!"

"yes"

"pa!"

Once upon a time, a stupid guy went to see a doctor.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the doctor.

"I have been broken!" , said the fool.

"What do you mean, broken capital?" The doctor was surprised.

Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "Ouch! There is something wrong with my head. " After that, he pointed to his back and said, "Ouch, my back hurts." Then he touched his nose and said, "Ouch, my nose hurts" ...

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "There is something wrong with your finger."

After several people died, the Germans realized the truth and imitated it. "they are all called Jort."

"Joe!"

"Is that you, Hans?"

"Yes!"

"Dad." ... once upon a time, a stupid guy went to see a doctor.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the doctor.

"I have been broken!" , said the fool.

"What do you mean, broken capital?" The doctor was surprised.

Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "Ouch! There is something wrong with my head. " After that, he pointed to his back and said, "Ouch, my back hurts." Then he touched his nose and said, "Ouch, my nose hurts" ...

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "There is something wrong with your finger."

Once upon a time, a stupid guy went to see a doctor.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the doctor.

"I have been broken!" , said the fool.

"What do you mean, broken capital?" The doctor was surprised.

Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "Ouch! There is something wrong with my head. " After that, he pointed to his back and said, "Ouch, my back hurts." Then he touched his nose and said, "Ouch, my nose hurts" ...

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "There is something wrong with your finger."

Once upon a time, a fool went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong. The fool said he was hurt all over. The doctor is confused. Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "It hurts. I have a headache. " Then, someone pointed to his back and nose and said that he was injured.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Your finger hurts."

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

treat cordially

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

English jokes

Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. An American saw it and laughed at me and said, "Really!

Do you know what this means? It means I dream about sex all day. I've been thinking about it all day

Sex, abbreviated as Adidas) "I'm surprised how he reacted so quickly. When Lenovo was so rich, he was there.

An American helped me out. He said that there is a famous Korn choir, and one of their signature songs is

A.D.I.D.A.S (Dreaming about sex all day) So, this story is familiar to many Americans.

Can be detailed! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.